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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: spooie on Jan 31, 2007, 12:10:44 AM

Title: Oh... fiddlesticks!
Post by: spooie on Jan 31, 2007, 12:10:44 AM
Took me a while to find this place.

And now there is a rabbit... in a suit... with no mouth... and he probably wants to have sex with me, because that's what rabbits want... to have sex with spooie.

 :joe:  
Title: Oh... fiddlesticks!
Post by: Rama on Jan 31, 2007, 01:06:25 AM
spooie.....the spoomeister...the spoo...spooie.

I've heard spooies are very fertile. So you should watch you ass. Literally.
Title: Oh... fiddlesticks!
Post by: spooie on Jan 31, 2007, 02:23:43 AM
I'm watching my ass right now, actually.  

But damn, were those spycams expensive.  
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2007, 02:28:00 AM
Rape is imminent.
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Post by: spooie on Jan 31, 2007, 02:43:39 AM
It's not considered rape if I'm willing.  ;)  
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Post by: Rama on Jan 31, 2007, 04:30:35 AM
And he may be if you wine and dine him.....mostly wine.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 31, 2007, 08:47:38 AM
Mmmm. Spoo. It's what's for Londo's dinner.
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Post by: Disgruntled Tom on Jan 31, 2007, 04:34:09 PM
Where is Mega Man?
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2007, 05:15:59 PM
Merla obsessed for days that I didn't draw it with a mouth.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2007, 07:41:42 PM
oh you draw it!??!!?
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2007, 08:17:59 PM
Duh.

It looks better without a mouth, more characteristic. ^_^
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2007, 10:19:21 PM
I concur.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2007, 12:29:47 PM
Yes, I drew it.


The funny thing is if I drew a mouth, she just would've asked me where his nose was.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2007, 04:06:28 PM
So.....where is the nose?  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2007, 06:49:50 PM
I like to imagine he's standing at a podium and a hidden female hooker rabbit is blowing him while he tries to make commentary about our posts.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2007, 01:07:38 AM
I hope he doesn't take long to cum, cause "LAME!" doesn't take long to say and I don't know how he'd fill the rest of the time.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2007, 04:07:06 PM
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I like to imagine he's standing at a podium and a hidden female hooker rabbit is blowing him while he tries to make commentary about our posts.
Oh, shit!   :lol:  
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Post by: Merla on Feb 02, 2007, 04:48:08 PM
...... I was thinking it was his girlfriend that was blowing him.  Glad I wasn't the only sicko thinking that.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2007, 06:03:26 PM
Girl, you weren't suppose to say that!   :P
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2007, 06:04:13 PM
Merla is turning to the dark side.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2007, 06:09:32 PM
It's not like it was long trip or anything.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 02, 2007, 06:19:37 PM
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Merla is turning to the dark side.
You just wish she's show you her dark side.
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Post by: spooie on Feb 12, 2007, 10:02:46 AM
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Where is Mega Man?
He was officially killed when he went 32 bit.

As long as the funny bunny person has a tie, that's really all that matters.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:57:21 PM
Because that makes him white collar and a slave to the Man?
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 12, 2007, 07:32:29 PM
And a bit homoerotic.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 12:57:27 PM
He's not gay, just open-minded!
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Post by: Merla on Feb 13, 2007, 05:36:43 PM
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Merla is turning to the dark side.
You just wish she's show you her dark side.
Yes, he wishes it that he does.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 13, 2007, 06:30:05 PM
you should wish it too.

I've decided that I'm certifiably awesome in bed.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 11:14:31 PM
If nothing's been notarized, we don't care.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2007, 02:09:48 AM
I don't even know how I would go about getting it notarized.  I'd need to contact girls from over 10 years ago to take statements...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 04:38:09 AM
You'd need to find a notary.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2007, 11:41:32 AM
To track them all down I'd need daphne, scooby, scrappy, and that little mexican kid...he was their notary right?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 01:04:01 PM
What?  In all of your years of macking, you never nailed a notary?
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:44:39 PM
He'd actually have to find something out about them to know that.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:47:27 PM
He could've asked after finding out what their sign was.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:50:43 PM
"Are you a Notary, cause was "noting" you from over there."

I'm sure that'd work just fine.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:54:29 PM
Certainly less creepy than my "Are you a notary, cause I don't take 'no' for an answer" and then clubbing her over the head like Bam Bam.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2007, 12:01:15 AM
It does lack finesse, but I'm sure it's effective. At least till the cops arrive that is.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
IF.  IF the cops arrive.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
Well I guess it'll vary from city to city. Here, all the cops would show up as well as half the fire department because of lack of anything exciting happening. They are all hard up for something to go down, so they can flash their lights and drive fast. Now in your city of crime and evilness...they might be more selective.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2007, 08:04:00 PM
The cops here are busy trying to bust me for DUI but they just can't seem to stop me.

It's like the dukes of hazard except my roscoe is a 40 something yr old butch female cop.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 10:22:42 PM
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Now in your city of crime and evilness...they might be more selective.
The zip code I live in last I heard has one of the highest murder rates in the city.  Doing a quick look at some stats I found online, over twice the number of my old neighborhood, so yes, the cops here are a tad more selective.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2007, 10:53:47 PM
Wow.

That's why I tend to not even consider living in the really big cities. I do, however, like the convinces of the city so If I were to move to one it would be one of the smaller ones, or on the outskirts of a bigger one, cause the crime rates seem to be lower there.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 16, 2007, 12:25:29 AM
You could live in Wichita and get harassed by the homeless people. Unless you live on the east side with the rich people.

Cops seem to be pretty selective here, too. If someone in one of the ghettos calls the cops, they can take half an hour or more. If someone in Riverside or the east side calls the cops, half the police force is there in like thirty seconds.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 01:12:27 AM
I can see a jail from my school.  And if you walk a couple of blocks, dirty drug addicts ask you for work.  You'll love city life.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 18, 2007, 03:11:24 AM
*grabs nuri's boob and runs off into a crack alley*
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Post by: Rama on Feb 18, 2007, 04:37:43 AM
Are you going to smoke the boob?

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You'll love city life.

Havn't really enjoyed my many trips to St. Louis over the years. (Now the most dangerous city in America two years in a row! YAY!) Granted, I've been to other cities I did like...like New Orlean (Except everyone threw their trash on the sidewalk there). Denver and St. Paul weren't so bad either.  
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 18, 2007, 04:39:47 AM
Gotta love the easy access for prisons these days.

My girlfriend lives in a town of 1,500 with a penitentiary that holds the worst psychopaths for hundreds of miles. Escapes occur rather often, too.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 04:21:52 PM
Ha, looks like trash on the streets is the least of your worries over there now.  Interesting you said too that because that's what all those fucking evacuees did when they got here.  Assholes.  If you're gonna come here and then throw trash in our streets, then you just should've drowned to begin with.

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Are you going to smoke the boob?
Damn, so I'm down one now.  Guess I'll just have to divide the one that's left.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 18, 2007, 04:29:16 PM
I'm going to make a bong out of it.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 11:17:05 PM
You sick fuck.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 19, 2007, 02:05:48 AM
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Ha, looks like trash on the streets is the least of your worries over there now.  Interesting you said too that because that's what all those fucking evacuees did when they got here.  Assholes.  If you're gonna come here and then throw trash in our streets, then you just should've drowned to begin with.

 
Yeah...I doubt I'd live there now, but post Katrina it wasn't so bad.

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Are you going to smoke the boob?
Damn, so I'm down one now.  Guess I'll just have to divide the one that's left.

Your powet over your own bosoms still amazes me to this day.
 
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 19, 2007, 07:08:52 PM
o.o

I fucking leave the thread for five minutes... Jesus Hieronymus Christ!