The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Merla on Jan 30, 2007, 06:00:08 PM
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Is it wrong for a girl to tell a guy who has a girlfriend that she likes him? Would that make her seem disrespectful in his eyes?
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No he won't think you're being disrespectful, just honest.
But you have to take what you want to come of it into consideration.
Do you want him to cheat on his girlfriend with you?
Do you want him to leave his girlfriend for you?
Do you just want to get it out in the open for your own satisfaction/closure?
You're basically tempting him to pursue something with you. Because there's no other reason to just come out and tell him that. You can say it in a sort of cute flirty way that wouldn't be as awkward as just coming out and telling him you want him, but like I said it depends on what you want the outcome of this situation to be.
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There's also the realization that if he dumps her for you, what's to say he won't repeat history? I've been told by many women they want me, which sadly would have been useful before meeting Kary. Of course they all came after, which made me feel good, but nothing more.
It's nice to be wanted. ^_^
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I'd wait until the relationship ends. Just make sure you're first in line and let him know you like him.
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Keep dropping pens in front of him, while wearing a short mini-skirt, each time exclaiming "WHOOPS". If he takes notice, you're in the clear!
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Not in his eyes. But...if the girlfriend finds out she may have a different opinion.
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Hey, see if the GF is bi, and if not, offer a threesome. Then if he persues, say "Well she was the only woman I've been attracted to."
Unless you're bi too, then go for it and make him a hero.
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I don't think Merla is the threesome type.
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Is it wrong for a girl to tell a guy who has a girlfriend that she likes him? Would that make her seem disrespectful in his eyes?
Just GO FOR IT, girl! If he prefers you than his gf, then good for you and bad for her! carpe diem!
Btw, it would not be disrespectful at all, you are just being honest. I'd say, go for it!
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I don't think Merla is the threesome type.
Damn, one could dream, and hope for pictures. ^_^
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First you need to think about why and how much you like this guy. I mean do you think it could be something long term and meaningful? Or do you just want him cause he is taken and as soon as it looks like you are going to get him are you going to drop him like a bad habit?
If the answer is the former, then you should tell him. Guys arn't very good about taking hints and telling us directly is a much better approach then throwing off "signs". And even if he does read the signs he might not be to sure that's the signs he thinks they are.
Even if it doesn't turn out the way you want, at least he'll know. Which is much better then being forced to keep it all bottled up. It'll make you crazy...and you're a little on the nutty side to begin with, so no need to make that worse.
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The good thing of him knowing is that that will, like, "plant a seed" in his mind, like he'll start thinking about it more and more!
I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future.
You know what's funny merla, I was thinking the same thing as you a couple of days ago! the only difference is that I just want to do him and that's it. Unfortunately he's married. He's young so, I'll just wait till the divorce. hah. jk.
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G U I N E A
P I G !!!!!!!!!!
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I just got told today that the guy I want to fuck has a sex drive of 0. So yeah..............damn.
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I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future.
HOOOOOLD up. So there's no loyal guys out there at all, is basically what you're saying?
-- Wicked E
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Yep.
Guys that are faithful are either losers, or guys that haven't meet (yet) a hot girl they would cheat their wives on with
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Yep.
Guys that are faithful are either losers, or guys that haven't meet (yet) a hot girl they would cheat their wives on with
I think this might be true if the guy is married/dating a SLUT, because obviously the guy doesn't have taste or BRAINS to begin with.
What this says about you and the company you keep, is basically something Tom's been saying forever.
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Ok this is not for VIRGINS, so please refrain yourself from any lame-ass-virgin answer. thank you very much, and have a nice day.
Being your age, and a virgin, I 'd understand if you were a girl. But a guy? my my, better hide your neck like an ostrich, """son""". And please don't give your opinion in a matter like this. it's """"far beyond your knowledge""""
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I guess I must be a loser then.
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Ok this is not for VIRGINS, so please refrain yourself from any lame-ass-virgin answer. thank you very much, and have a nice day.
Being your age, and a virgin, I 'd understand if you were a girl. But a guy? my my, better hide your neck like an ostrich, """son""". And please don't give your opinion in a matter like this. it's """"far beyond your knowledge""""
Well since you're a rich peruvian slut, I'd say faithfulness is pretty far above your knowledge area too, yet why aren't you refraining from answering?
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I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future.
I'm sorry you've been associating with men that have no control over their penis and no respect for the girl they're going out with/married to
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And I'm sorry I can't be bothered to log in.
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Hahaha. Wow. Is cheating an admirable quality or something?
Not a virgin + faithful = looooooooooooooser!
Seriously Faye, is there a brain cell in your head you haven't fried? Any at all?
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I think Sam has the best advice, Thanks.
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There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. And being faithful does NOT make one a loser. Faith and loyalty are qualities to be admired and sought after.
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And being faithful does make one a loser.
Quoted before you can correct it. Ha ha.
I guess I must be a loser then.
Yes, you are. Ohhhhhh, I had to do that. You set yourself up, man. Me so solly.
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Ahhhhhh! Nuri you witch!!!
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Faye is just being a saucy latina who looooves the cock. It's her nature and she validated my behavior so +10 points for her.
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Which behavior is that?
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Gutting 18 year old chicks with his pork sword.
I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future.
You should try mingling among decent company for a change. If they'd have you.
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Well I guess techinically I'm not cheating since I'm not technically committed.
Actually now that I think about it I only really cheated on 1 of my girlfriends. Well 2 but one was a witness to a crime and I needed her to testify for me so that relationship doesn't really count.
It was my only long relationship (2 years) and I cheated on her 3 times.
1) I got drunk and let this chick blow me while I was driving.
2) I got drunk and let my sister's friend blow me.
3) I wasn't drunk, the relationship was nearly over, and I let the door girl where I work blow me.
I felt really guilty after the first 2 times, by the 3rd time all the guilt had burned away and I suffered an alignment change to neutral evil.
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You said yourself the relationship was nearly over, so that's probably what did it. Maybe you should lighten up on the sauce.
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It's not the sauce that needs to be lightened up on, but I do need to remember to take advil and drink lots of water before going to bed. I lost this whole day because of vomiting everywhere.
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I guess I must be a loser then.
Yes, you are. Ohhhhhh, I had to do that. You set yourself up, man. Me so solly.
Truthfully I was expecting that. If you didn't do it, someone else would have.
I'm with Squirrel though, I think Faye's statement has more to do with the men she chooses to associate with then it does with any concrete facts on the Male sex as a whole. She’s told me about the guys she hangs with, not exactly the cream of the crop.
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Truthfully I was expecting that. If you didn't do it, someone else would have.
And don't you feel better it was me?
It's not the sauce that needs to be lightened up on, but I do need to remember to take advil and drink lots of water before going to bed. I lost this whole day because of vomiting everywhere.
When you drink so much you vomit everywhere and accidentally have chicks blow you, you have a problem. Sorry, dude. Better call up AA.
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I'm with Squirrel though, I think Faye's statement has more to do with the men she chooses to associate with then it does with any concrete facts on the Male sex as a whole. She’s told me about the guys she hangs with, not exactly the cream of the crop.
I just can't believe she said something that....wait. Sorry. Thought about it for a minute.
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That was your cue to say "they must be cream of the wheat".
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*rimshot*
And don't you feel better it was me?
Actually yes. As sad as that may be.
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So, see, I did you a favor.
Where's my "thank you"?! Kids these days! :angry:
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I see Faye has realized the stupidity of her statement and declined to reply..
...I don't get the "Cream of Wheat" thing.
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So, see, I did you a favor.
Where's my "thank you"?! Kids these days! :angry:
Uhhhh....Thank you for calling me a loser?
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You're welcome, loser.
...I don't get the "Cream of Wheat" thing.
You're either too young or never entered a grocery store, guest. Choose one.
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There are lots of people who don't know what cream of wheat is, or they do and think it's only baby food. I think it's mostly broke people that eat it. That shit is all over the food banks and Aldi.
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I liked Farina as a kid.
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There are lots of people who don't know what cream of wheat is, or they do and think it's only baby food. I think it's mostly broke people that eat it. That shit is all over the food banks and Aldi.
Like I said, too young or never entered a grocery store. Sure there are people that fall into the another category but I don't know them, probably because I know mostly broke people.
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My breakfast rotates between maple and brown sugar cream of wheat, raisen bran in vanilla yogurt (instead of milk), and the occasional omelet. I've been stuck in that rut for the past 5 years.
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....broke-ass, living in a trailer home, eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, fucking their sister, listenin' to John Cougar Mellencamp records!
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I had no idea life was so rough for you.
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I don't normally eat breakfast.
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I can't really enjoy breakfast unless there's no work or school that day. And that's rare because if there's no work or school, I'll usually sleep in and wake up in time for lunch.
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Breakfast is leftovers.
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Ew.
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Heck yes, Pizza that was left out from the night before makes great breakfast. First you eat a piece right out of the box and savor it's chewy cheese and cold sauce. At the same time you put the rest in the microwave. So that when it's done and you've eaten that cold piece the hot pieces will taste so much better by comparison that even if they suck you won't really notice.
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Ew.
You've never had the food at my house. Tis divine.
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Well what kind of leftovers are we talking about, because the pizza thing IDE was saying was pretty much what came to mind.
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Ew.
You've never had the food at my house. Tis divine.
GASP! So you are the Communion Wafer bandit? That's the body of our Lord, you dillhole.
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I haven't had those things in years and years, and yet I still feel it on the roof of my mouth like it was yesterday.
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Wafer? Man I'll be getting myself a LEG of the lord before a wafer sized portion.
As for leftovers ...It varies. Sometimes Enchilada's, sometimes lasagna, sometimes chicken...
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Dude, for breakfast? What about some nice biscuits? Eggs? Oatmeal? A bear mayhaps that you wrestled during your morning stroll?
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As long as you made the fur into a rug and his stomach into a canteen. Waste not, want not.
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You can use the eyes for those Chinese health ball-things you're suppose to roll around in your hand.
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And fry up the testicles and eat them for fertility!
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Dude, for breakfast? What about some nice biscuits? Eggs? Oatmeal? A bear mayhaps that you wrestled during your morning stroll?
Used to, but you know, when you do that morning after morning the bears get wise and start leaving. Either that or we killed them all, I don't know.
We still have omelettes and stuff too, but when you have to leave the house by 7:00-8:00, sometimes there's just no time for proper Breakfast.
So how is Merla's luv triangle going?
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It's not a love triangle! I'm not having an affair with him, nor would I if the opportunity presented itself! (Don't stick me in the company of crazy Astronauts. :P)
I don't think this relationship is serious because he never talks about her. Other guys talk about their significant other, even the gay ones. He doesn't say anything about her not even to other people.
I had been having some trouble with my computer and I asked him for some help because he had helped me before. I even gave him my gmail. He e-mailed me back but not to my gmail. it.
I later apologized to him for bugging him with non-work related computer stuff and he replied that I could ask him technical questions whenever I needed. Oh well that's good enough for now. Now to go and create some more problems on my laptop. HA HA I am only kidding.
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He doesn't say anything about her not even to other people.
Dude that doesn't mean anything.
Other guys talk about their significant other, even the gay ones.
HO HO HO, you make me LMAFAO like TFFJOSN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!123tfopglmgh;pthjm
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Yeah back when I had girlfriends I didn't talk about them. In fact I find that sort of talk very mongoloid and irritating...well at least now I do anyways...There was a time before The One Ring consumed me that I might have been interested in hearing about stuff like that.
Now I am a relationship wraith. I roam the country side absorbing the life essence of young girls, leaving them that much more bitter and torn than when I found them. But now I've found this susan chick that I actually like...but she's got a boyfriend. So for me to be brought back into the light another must take my place in the shadow.
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I don't think this relationship is serious because he never talks about her. Other guys talk about their significant other, even the gay ones. He doesn't say anything about her not even to other people.
Well if he didn't say anything about her to you, and only you. You might have something there, but since it's everyone I don't know. It could be one of two things. A. He likes to keep his work life and private life seperate. Or 2. He actually isn't happy with the way things are going and doesn't like to talk about it.
I had been having some trouble with my computer and I asked him for some help because he had helped me before. I even gave him my gmail. He e-mailed me back but not to my gmail. it.
How long did it take before he Emailed you? I mean after you gave him the addy was it hours, days, weeks. What?
I later apologized to him for bugging him with non-work related computer stuff and he replied that I could ask him technical questions whenever I needed. Oh well that's good enough for now.
Does he do this for everyone? Or does he seem to be going out of his norm in order to help you?
Now to go and create some more problems on my laptop. HA HA I am only kidding.
If you want I'll send you my CPU. It's got enough bugs and errors in it to keep him emailing you for months. Hell he might even have to come over and look at it in person. And in return you can buy me a new one with your big Librarian checks.
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My experience has been most guys talk about it or at least mention it. For example like: "this weekend my girlfriend and I went to Sunset Station (club) to go see 30 seconds to Mars (aka the Jarred Leto Band) j/k." "The other day WE went to the coast." **listening to song on radio** "This song is her favorite." **looking over my shoulder at MaryKay cosmetic order book** "My girlfriend only buys MaryKay." etc. Even if they do not talk openly about the relationship it comes up. Even old married guys mention their wives in one fashion or another.
It took him 3 hours to e-mail back, but I believe he was in class when I sent it out. He sent me 4 different e-mail and demanded I keep him up to date.
I don't think he helps everyone. In fact the reason I apologized in the first place was because Someone told me that someone else asked him for help and he got angry, telling them that he doesn't help with personal stuff and is busy with real work.
Librarians do not make that much money. Our profession is one of the lowest paid that requires a master's degree.
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That is pretty quick. That's not even wait a day to make it look like I'm not to too eager time. So he either didn't consider it romantic in anyway or he just really wanted to talk to you quick.
I don't think he helps everyone. In fact the reason I apologized in the first place was because Someone told me that someone else asked him for help and he got angry, telling them that he doesn't help with personal stuff and is busy with real work.
That's a good sign if true. Means he is going out of his way to help you and even downplaying how much trouble it is. You should find out if him not wanting to help people is pretty common. I mean more then one person, with a "he said, she said" story.
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Yeah, maybe that chick was ugly. Sorry, but true.
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Bow chikka wow wow.
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Yeah, maybe that chick was ugly. Sorry, but true.
It was a dude! not a chick. Maybe he only helps the women.
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True. Or maybe the dude was ugly. Sorry, but true.
~Hermeline
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Yeah, maybe that chick was ugly. Sorry, but true.
It was a dude! not a chick. Maybe he only helps the women.
I'd just ask around and see how he treats everyone else, and hey if it get out that you've been asking about him...it may even work to your advantage.
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just grab his package and tell him "this is mine now!"
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That'd be funny if she did that and didn't find anything. Oh Girrrrl!
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Now a major motion picture starring Hilary Swank.
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oh man...some girl that I havent seen for years consented to fuck me in the bathroom tonight...oh I can't exdplain the dynamic right now but lets just say she just started blowing me then stopped...and I am so frusrtrated riught now that If I had a button to end all life on this planet i'd push it.
thats right
I'd kill you because I GOT a blow job.
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Cause you got one or cause you stopped getting one? Dude, what the fuck?
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Well if she'd finished maybe I wouldn't be so mad...but still...This was my one chance to pull a sonny corleone. I don't have anymore siblings so unless she gets divorced I'm fucked...or not fucked in this case.
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Uhhh, just what sort of "dynamic" was this again?
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Oscillating
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Does it make a noise like my fan did?
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I love fans. They are great to sleep to.
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Does it make a noise like my fan did?
not exactly
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I saw the girl who has a long distance boyfriend again tonight. I think this is the biggest crush I've had in a while.
*slaps self*
play it cool hot shot!
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Like it really matters if you do or not.
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It does matter. The mental approach is an important part of the hunt. You can't let yourself get caught up in your feelings or you lose sight of the objective, at least I do.
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I'm getting tired of your stories.
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Bwuh?!
That wasn't even a story!
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It does matter. The mental approach is an important part of the hunt. You can't let yourself get caught up in your feelings or you lose sight of the objective, at least I do.
Such as what happened with Bambi's mom...
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I'm getting tired of your stories.
Bwuh?!
That wasn't even a story!
So it was more of an unsolicited statement. Sometimes those just appear.
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unsolicited statements are what make a message board run.
Also I was going to dig up my uno dos tres thread but instead I'll post it here.
One of the girls who was tied for first place has fallen right into my lap tonight. There was some collateral damage though, I lost 2-3 other girls who saw us in fantastic PDA. But this girl is really hot and her butt is all cute and round but small cause shes tiny and when I smash her with the hammer of the underworld her cries of ecstacy will be heard across this great nation. Tommorow night at around 2:30 am open up your windows and turn off your TVs because you'll be in earshot.
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.......
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yeah I ended up diggin up the other thread anyway because I thought she was tied for 1st place in it but it turns out she was the top runner all by herself.
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I didn't hear anything.
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Tonight at 2:30 am!
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I'll be asleep by then. What if you wait until tomorrow at 2:30 am?
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I'll be up, but I won't care.
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Don't worry it won't be happening. Girls are worthless creatures. I call for their suffering.
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Rejected!
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Don't worry it won't be happening. Girls are worthless creatures. I call for their suffering.
NO.
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U_U
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*Stomps the yard*
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Stomp is how Martin Luther King Jr. would fight injustice if he were alive today.
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What is scary, I actually know people who think that.
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Trendy dance is the best way to effect social change. The Hustle single handly ended the gas shortage of the 70s.
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Tru dat.
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Well thought I post an update.
He's not into me and just wants to be my friend. No he didn't tell me this but I just know. He broke up with his g/f last month. She wanted to get married and he didn't, told her she wasn't the one. Anyway he hasn't asked me out so he is obviously not into me, that or he doesn't like making his bed where he makes his bread and butter or how every that saying goes.
Oh well I have new prey is sights. :aroused: :laugh: :love:
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Ehm DOH! woman, if he just broke up with his gf, he is not just going to run to you, u know! you just need to give him some time. That he hasn't asked you out now doesn't mean he won't in the future.
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I'm single now, Merla. Its ok for you to tell me your true feelings.
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When you come out of a long term relationship you're not always quick to jump into dating another chick. It's kind of depressing. You start doing strange things to take your mind off of it...like collecting 80s toys.
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Is that Internets slang for pussy?
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I'm single now, Merla. Its ok for you to tell me your true feelings.
HEY! Back off! She's obviously talking about ME.
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Maybe you both should just confess your feelings for each other and get it over with.
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Is that Internets slang for pussy?
Well towards the end of the relationship I started talking to the door girl at work about the situation. Eventually the conversation evolved into her telling me she wanted me but I hadn't officially broken up yet. One night after a fight with my ex I went back to the door girl's place after work. I shot a peter north into her face and then left awkwardly cause this was technically cheating even though I broke up 3 days later.
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Not at all. It's pre-rebounding.
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Merla, better give him some time off. It's better that way, cause you don't want to be his rebound fuck!
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pre-rebounding...yeah, I like the sound of that.
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I thought you might. :P
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OMG, he's soooo old! He's nearly dead!
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bwuh?
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That's right, I'm talking about you, old man.
Okay, no, not really. *waits for Merla's late but inevitable arrival*
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This thread just won't die.
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This thread just won't die.
You want it to die and yet you go and post in it? I fail to understand your logic or rather lack of.
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Like the universe, we have no hope of ever fully comprehending his vast emptiness.
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I've decided to download a free MMO where you can be a fruity looking anime character that rides a hoverboard (or broom) through the skies.
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......
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That's 6 dots.
Does that mean at first you were like "wtf is he doing?!" but then 3 dots later you were all "Hey! Maybe I should download and be a fruity anime character too!"
Either way there are like over 2000 patches for this game and I'm only 400 or so. This better be worth it.
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....So this Anita is 26? Only four years older. She tall?
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6 dots? That's like a super warlock.
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Tall? A Hispanic female? I must pause to best prepare for the long peal of scoffing laughter that is to follow.
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They make them short town south. Not like us Tall men of the north.
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6 dots? That's like a super warlock.
wait a couple of expansions and it will be par for the course.
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Tall? A Hispanic female? I must pause to best prepare for the long, peal of scoffing laughter that is to follow.
I nearly spit up my soda. Yes, we latinas are usually short things. We consider 5'6" to be tall.
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Yeah, a 5'9" girl is like the E of the Latina community.
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HISPANIC you say? Mmmm. It just keeps getting better! ::Breath mint.:::
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You better. More guys better. Shit.
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I have a few friends who are shorter than me so I feel like a giant, and I'm only 5'6". The shortest one yells at me when I wear heels.
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What annoys me, and this is only semi-related, is guys that don't like taller girls and/or don't want tall women to wear heels. Like a Tom/Nicole syndrome thing. Get over it, hobbit. Don't deny a chick her right to heels if she wants to wear them just because you're all short and insecure.
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If a tall chick wants to be seen as a mutant by wearing heels that allow her to tower over everyone in the room I don't see why she should be denied that.
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You poor soul.
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You are the misguided soul here my friend. I know from working in a bar/club for the past million years that If a girl wants to dwarf everyone in the room and flout the conventions of society then she better be ready to be courted mainly by gentlemen even taller than she's made herself...and those are usually in short supply once she's broken 6'2''.
Personally I don't mind tall girls at all. I'm a little over 6'2'' and it doesn't bother me but I've watched them be over looked night after night, people talk about them behind they're back "She's really hot, but she's just sooo tall" etc., it's just not a smart move unless they want to dance alone.
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You are the misguided soul here my friend.
I'm pretty certain I'm not. And I know what the popular point of view is, I've heard enough of those conversations for myself. It's still pathetic and sad.
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How is it pathetic and sad? Who defines what is attractive to the opposite sex? The opposite sex that's who!
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I find it pathetic and sad to have attraction negated on the mere basis of height when there are so many other factors to discriminate by.
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Why have it negated by weight? or anything else for that matter?
Let's all sprout fairy wings and flit about rainbows while having heart felt relationships steeped in compassion and empathy regardless of physical appearance.
edit: I mean I see what you're trying to say. That height should be like having a weird longer than normal toe or something, but that's just not the case, it's a big deal and it can't be classified as sad or pathetic anymore than any other big attraction factor like being fat can.
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I find tall girls extremely attractive as long as they're more or less....what's the word....proportionate?
I guess the tallness limit for me would be if they were two to three inches taller than me, not including if they were wearing heels.
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But you do have a limit, that's my point.
I like all kinds of girls and twice I've dated girls that were taller than me (with their heels). I didn't mind because they were a lot shorter once I folded them in half.
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Look, I'm 6'4". There's not going to be a lot of girls taller than me with or without heels, so it's not really much of a restriction considering a girl has to be 6'7" WITHOUT HEELS for me to turn down.
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edit: I mean I see what you're trying to say. That height should be like having a weird longer than normal toe or something, but that's just not the case
That is exactly it. That is how I feel about it and I realize that's not the case but it still remains sad and pathetic to me. Yes I understand we all have our personal preferences for attractiveness, but just as you've said and as I understand it, it's a popular, wide-spread consensus that dudes are bothered by taller chicks. If that were just a portion of the population, I would get it as a personal preference. I guess it's like fatness and really short hair, but shit, it's not like it's something she can actively do something about. She can get in shape and grow out her hair (or wear a wig, whatever), but ain't nothing she does gonna make her shorter (not even wearing flats). To deny her a chick-perk like high-heels just because it adds an inch or two to her already tall stature is added suckage. It's like not giving a terminal patient doughnuts because she already weighs 400 lbs. She's a woman, she's earned her heels. She's already taller, so they should just get over it instead of whining like little bitches (which I have heard first hand, thus why I word it this way). Like you said, they can fold them in half, so teh fucks? I guess it also goes with being too dark or big boned or being breadwinner or something.
It's not even a personal issue at all because I'm fucking short, but that attitude just bothers the shit out of me. I wish I could've just turned around and shut those bitch-asses up, but working for the school and all kinda puts a damper on that behavior towards students. :b
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Explain to me why high heels are a perk? I thought the whole point of heels was to make chicks (who are mostly shorter than men) on a more even plane with us at the cost of having to learn how to walk all over again and foot pain.
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High heels bother me period. Why the hell do women wear them anyway?
:laugh: @ "fold them in half"
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a girl's height is only important to me if I want to fuck standing up.
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Explain to me why high heels are a perk? I thought the whole point of heels was to make chicks (who are mostly shorter than men) on a more even plane with us at the cost of having to learn how to walk all over again and foot pain.
They are one of the many embellishments earned by being a member of the weaker sex, like lipstick and stockings. They add curve to the leg and grace to the walk. They look sexy and can make you feel like a million bucks. Ask a crossdressing dude, he'll tell ya why it sucks he'll never be accepted out in public in high heels. That's about it. I have a pair heeled boots I love, but I don't wear high heels in general. I actually hate them on myself because they hurt my leg (but oddly enough, not my foot) and I value comfort more than a great looking heel. (Not to mention I walk-- sometimes run-- almost everywhere I go, so that wouldn't really work out for me.) But if a woman wants to wear them, it's her right to and no penis should be denying her. It's bad enough women get paid less and have to do disgusting shit like give birth, at least allow her some heels.
a girl's height is only important to me if I want to fuck standing up.
I pellet you, friend. :rawr:
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I love this thread.
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This thread loves you.
....as a friend. :D
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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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*prepares seppuku equipment*
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Keep dropping pens in front of him, while wearing a short mini-skirt, each time exclaiming "WHOOPS". If he takes notice, you're in the clear!
lwawlzerz
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I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future
Well, you haven't met Eddie other than by related anecdotes, but he hasn't and I seriously doubt he will for several reasons:
Caught former fiancee' cheating on him with a friend. Ouch!
Had a mild flirtation going with a co-worker when we were first dating and she turned into Psycho Woman who would page him with weird numbers if he didn't call her, like the Gay Men's Chorus, and called our house at all hours to the point of my having to block her number. The rant from the pay phone that I got on our answering maching was the final straw for him. We were considering a restraining order when she quit and moved away.
I'm the only woman he's ever been involved with who could put up with his mother.
He's afraid of acquiring something fatal from another woman, like a kid.
And finally, I have virtually no gag reflex. He's no fool. :laugh:
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Dayamn.
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I haven't met a guy that hasn't cheated on his gf/wife, and if he hasn't yet, he will in the future
Well, you haven't met Eddie other than by related anecdotes, but he hasn't and I seriously doubt he will for several reasons:
Caught former fiancee' cheating on him with a friend. Ouch!
Had a mild flirtation going with a co-worker when we were first dating and she turned into Psycho Woman who would page him with weird numbers if he didn't call her, like the Gay Men's Chorus, and called our house at all hours to the point of my having to block her number. The rant from the pay phone that I got on our answering maching was the final straw for him. We were considering a restraining order when she quit and moved away.
I'm the only woman he's ever been involved with who could put up with his mother.
He's afraid of acquiring something fatal from another woman, like a kid.
And finally, I have virtually no gag reflex. He's no fool. :laugh:
*deep sigh*.....................................
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Yeah, a 5'9" girl is like the E of the Latina community.
I must agree to disagree. I am 5'8 and all my girlfriends in Peru are around my same height, if not taller. I think there's a stereotype here. Which is ok, because it's part of the culture. Hmm i do have to say though that center-americans are shorter than south-americans, maybe because we had more europeans coming to our side of the continent? i think that that's why we are taller.
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I'm pretty short in comparison with the lot of my family. My dad is a very tall man, as are his sisters. My brother and I are both taller than my mom, and she couldn't even come close to my dad's height in heels.
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My mom is short but my dad's side of the family is all gigantic like myself. Luckily my mother's smallish genes refused to take root and I was able to take my rightful place in the halls of my ancestors.
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Sorry Faye-Faye, I meant of our Latina community-- the one here in South Texas.
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Yeah, a 5'9" girl is like the E of the Latina community.
I must agree to disagree. I am 5'8 and all my girlfriends in Peru are around my same height, if not taller. I think there's a stereotype here. Which is ok, because it's part of the culture. Hmm i do have to say though that center-americans are shorter than south-americans, maybe because we had more europeans coming to our side of the continent? i think that that's why we are taller.
Yep that the good White Man's DNA that's made you so tall. You can go ahead and thank us.
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LOL
Thank you Rama.
But I got my amazing ass from my latin genes ;-)
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Going to my former in-laws was like entering Valhalla. Except for my father-in-law, who looked remarkably like Pops Racer, all were blue- eyed Nordic gods. The "short" sister was 5'9", the other was 5'12" as she put it, my ex was 6'5" and his little brother was 6'7". I got patted on the head a lot.
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5'12", FTW? :lol:
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Can anyone say Jolly Green Giant? hohoho!
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Jolly Green Giant.
That wasn't hard at all.
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Gah, when did Merla put a picture of herself in her avatar?!
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Sometime between when you last noticed it wasn't and when you noticed it was.
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...Now how tall is Merla again?
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You must be this tall to ride E.
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:lmao:
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Not nearly tall enough.
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Sometime between when you last noticed it wasn't and when you noticed it was.
ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! :lol
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That's a cute picture.
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......Ahem.
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That it is. Merla just gets cuter with every picture. :)
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If only real life were so kind. Ho ho.
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Cute enough. I'd flirt with her.
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E & Merla, sittin' in a tree.... ;D
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Well given E's height, she'd pretty much have to.
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:laugh:
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...Oh that's cold. But true.
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Yes. In a ten-inch tree.
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Bow Chikka Bow Wow.
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Ah! A Spring....Uhhhhh Mid-Summer relationship.
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In a ten-inch tree.
That's a bush - don't remember Merla ever expressing interest about getting into bushes.
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NO MORE BUSH! :mad:
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You're just leaving that open for IDE to say something you know?
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I'm on 80s pr0n kick right now actually so bring on the bush.
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See...you can always count on him saying something classy like that.
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You're just leaving that open for IDE to say something you know?
Yeah, until you post in that slot and ruin his chance. ::)
I hope everything you ever hope to accomplish is a miserable failure and you die old and alone.
No, I'm just kidding! ;D What if I really thought thatway? :happy:
God damn, that would be funny. Ha ha. Yeah, it sure would.
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You do, but only cause you feel so empty inside.
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Oh, snap!
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If I ever meet you IRL, Rama, I'm going to use a plastic spoon to eat the skin off of your face.
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Or maybe just walk past and not even know it.
Ever wonder if any of us might have done that? :joe: Or like, somebody you palyed Halo with or something.
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I don't think that would be feasible, we all live in separate parts of the US, right? wait, someone here lives in baltimore, right? Then Bernie's hubby once came to Philly, I remember she told me :-)
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Gwen works at a target that I've shopped at before.
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I live in north cuba with Tom/Derrick. I have the pikachu suit and jack daniels ready to go.
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Where you at in Miami?!
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I'm downtown on the water near the basketball stadium.
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American Airlines arena? On the beach or in the city?
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Yeah where the heat play. On the water but I wouldn't call it a beach.
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Ah, been to Mansion or Allure? Very nice clubs.
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I haven't even been to space even though it was built like years ago. But it doesn't matter cause I just moved back here and don't have any friends to go to clubs with.
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Awwww
You need women.
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Indeed I do.
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If I ever meet you IRL, Rama, I'm going to use a plastic spoon to eat the skin off of your face.
Better make it a spork.
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Knifork?!
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I'm going to Miami in January, yaayy!! I need to get a tan. Fuck winter in Philly, yo
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What is this "tan" you speak of?
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:laugh:
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I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
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Knifork?!
Knifewrench! (http://knifewrench.ytmnd.com/)
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I need one of those considering the neighborhoods I go into. I could beat them to death or stab them.
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http://images.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=knork&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi (http://images.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=knork&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)
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Also, it seems that Scrubs is the most awesome show on the planet and I have been oblivious to this fact until now. :raiseeyebrow:
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I'm going to Miami in January, yaayy!! I need to get a tan. Fuck winter in Philly, yo
God, I'll have to avoid the nightlife that week. Remember, we don't eat Guinea Pigs or Penguins here. :D
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I should be in LA by then.
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I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
Yet another stereotype. I'm disgustingly pale in winter. It is horrible. HORRIBLE. I look like a damn zombie.
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Yeah, I gotta agree with Faye. Most southern South Americans are lightskinned. Remember, Argentina is the Europe of South America. Crowded and full of smelly foriegners.
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I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
Yet another stereotype. I'm disgustingly pale in winter. It is horrible. HORRIBLE. I look like a damn zombie.
You haven't met the undead until you've seen my legs. :vampire:
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Undead? More like a Werewolf!
*Rimshot*
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Mine are hairy too.
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Undead? More like a Werewolf!
*Rimshot*
Like you ever saw them. :P And I've been shaving now. :look: Heh, you reminded me of when I worked in DQ, this chick and I were comparing hairy legs. Oh, and there's this coworker of mine now who's like a hippy or something so she doesn't shave. Or even wear shoes half the time. She's awesome.
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Omg this lady that works in my building was wearing a skirt the other day, showing her SUPER HAIRY legs. I didn't know women could get THAT hairy in their legs, it was like something from out of space.
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That's always disgusting. I know the whole double-standards and all that... but women have beautiful, shapely legs. Why ruin it with a black forest?
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That's always disgusting. I know the whole double-standards and all that...
Not really. Super-hairy legs on dudes can be pretty stomach turning, too. You know the sort of legs I'm talking about. Where you expect him to have four more appendages and live in a web.
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HAHAHAA
especially if they are super white and the hairs are very thick and black! eww
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One of the girls down in the records department must have some italian blood in her, because her arms are hairier than mine.
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I hate hair anywhere but in the head, so i get rid of it AAAALLL
body hair is a big nono
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....Me Sasquatch.
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I hate hair anywhere but in the head, so i get rid of it AAAALLL
Donate it to Locks of Love!
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Why? So some cancer patient kid can wear Faye's pubes on his head?
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Some people would just rather not be bald.
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I hate hair anywhere but in the head, so i get rid of it AAAALLL
Donate it to Locks of Love!
Before I started going to the university here, i cut my hair short and donated it to some cancer organization. i wish i kept it, it was sooo pretty :-(
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Yeah, I know. Fuck cancer patients, right? Who needs em.
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lol When I get cancer, I'm just gonna flip between fun wigs and just being gracefully Sinead O'Bald.
That's right, I said "when".
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Oh I hope it's before my first heart attack.
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I don't think I'll ever know that. My first heart attack will come and go quietly, beginning the slow but sure process of damaging my heart beyond repair. Then I'll be on one of those pumps that slowly kills my immune system.
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No.....MY first heart attack.
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Well all of my family elders died or cancer or are still alive but with one or more forms of cancer, so the chance of me getting cancer is pretty high. even my sister had a brain tumor when she was 9. of course that's not an excuse for her being the biggest whore ever.
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I don't know. As far as excuses go for being a whore that is a pretty good one.
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No.....MY first heart attack.
You mean that didn't already happen?
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I don't know. As far as excuses go for being a whore that is a pretty good one.
Yeah, I can't really think of a better one.
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No.....MY first heart attack.
You mean that didn't already happen?
No...it was just heart burn, but I'm sure it's coming.
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It could've happened already. You never know.
I don't know. As far as excuses go for being a whore that is a pretty good one.
Yeah, I can't really think of a better one.
I'm gonna have to third that actually.
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:-[ But I don't care what you think, you whore!
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Your ass is a whore.
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So's your face, face-whore.
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No no this go beyond eeeverything. THIS is a new level of whoreness
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That's "whore-aciousness"
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Superwhoreyfragilisticexpialidocious.
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If you sayit loud enough, it's something quite my ass!!!