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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Sep 28, 2004, 03:26:32 PM

Title: I love bees!
Post by: The D on Sep 28, 2004, 03:26:32 PM: http://www.ilovebees.com/ (http://www.ilovebees.com/)

What.. the.... :huh:
<_<
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 28, 2004, 05:34:36 PM: What the fuck is up with the popups?
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 28, 2004, 05:36:30 PM: Why did i click that? I really need to go kick somebody's now.

Dont even bother clicking the link people.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:48:29 AM: "pop-ups" is all I needed to hear to pass.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 01:01:21 AM: I vomited, and it wasn't honey.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 01:18:51 AM: Honey isn't all that good anyway.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 29, 2004, 02:16:53 AM: You Texas dumbass. Honey rocks.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 02:47:13 AM: It does not. Don't be in denial.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 29, 2004, 01:34:32 PM: I'm more of a wasp man myself
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 29, 2004, 07:57:13 PM: FTW? Stoopid Rumble.

Anyway, honey is somewhat good, but because of its texture, it's hard to like it alot.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 08:07:38 PM: Great to cook with, or to drizzle on chicken tenders.
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Post by: The D on Sep 29, 2004, 09:52:21 PM: There's no popups on that website. :(

Try clicking one of the links, like for this page:
http://www.ilovebees.com/about.html (http://www.ilovebees.com/about.html)
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 10:38:32 PM: Honey tastes good with fried shrimp I guess.

W-WTF is that? Some gay site with gayer stuff written over it?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 30, 2004, 12:51:12 AM: Honey owns you.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2004, 12:52:00 AM: Honey owns you, Pooh-bitch.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 30, 2004, 01:05:14 AM: :blink: Hmmmm. That was strangely arousing.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 30, 2004, 11:09:24 PM: What? Pooh and Piglet in some torture chamber?
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 01, 2004, 12:20:01 AM: HOT!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 01:14:26 AM: I can hear Piglet now...

"O-o-oh de-dear...!"
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 01, 2004, 02:05:46 AM: I felt awful for laughing at that.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 02:39:36 AM: B-but it was funny.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 01, 2004, 08:01:13 AM: I played the Owl once.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 01:28:48 AM: Oh, that Owl! He's such a lovable tight-ass!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 02, 2004, 02:41:24 PM: Fuck Owl. Piglet ought to strangle that bitch with razorwire after what he did to him in 'Nam.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 02, 2004, 03:29:48 PM: What about Eeyore?

He likes to watch.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 10:46:40 PM: I'm surprised no one brought up the Tiger/Roo pedophilia angle yet.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 03, 2004, 09:57:56 AM: HOT!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 03, 2004, 11:34:10 AM: o.o; I am sure there are fanfics/images out there...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 03, 2004, 12:02:34 PM: Probably. I once had the displeasure of being shown hentai based on the "For Better or Worse" comics, if that gives you any idea of how far that stuff reaches.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 03, 2004, 12:16:51 PM: For Better for Worse?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 12:41:05 PM: Oh my God.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 03, 2004, 04:52:15 PM: Wasn't that the TV show with Archie Bunker? "Thos were the days . . . ."

EDIT: No, that was something else. You're talking morning paper comics.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 03, 2004, 10:19:37 PM: Quote
I can hear Piglet now...

"O-o-oh de-dear...!"
:o
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 11:03:12 PM: Yeah. I know. It's too clever not to be funny, but still........ it just is so..... I don't know.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 12:13:54 AM: Quote
For Better for Worse?
http://www.fborfw.com/index.php (http://www.fborfw.com/index.php)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 12:30:51 AM: Ooooo, that piece of crap comic. One of the ones that didn't get better as a I grew up.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 12:36:36 AM: Yeah, that one. I don't even read comics anymore save for that spot of brilliance known as "The Quigmans". And sometimes not even then.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Oct 04, 2004, 03:07:30 AM: *pops in*

Ladies and gentlemen, that website is a cleverly-made site for the new Bungie game Halo 2 coming out on the Xbox. Geeks all over have been mulling over the site deciphering clues and puzzles which reveal information about the game, its story, etc.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 03:08:39 AM: That one post completely slapped me with 'geek'.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 10:50:18 AM: Fuck an XBox.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 04, 2004, 11:39:27 AM: Stop being so fucking stupid.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 04, 2004, 12:05:41 PM: Play a real man's system.

*cries because he has none*
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 04:59:52 PM: Quote
Stop being so fucking stupid.
Stop sticking your tounge up Bill Gate's ass.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 04, 2004, 07:59:46 PM: ok raise your hand if you're buying a Nintendo DS. Now Slap yourself if you're buying a PSP!!
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 04, 2004, 09:16:08 PM: Why would I buy a DS when they're just gonna come out with a new one in a year or so anyway? *slaps toe cause she's buying a PSP*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 04, 2004, 09:38:08 PM: psp??ds??? huh??? :blink:
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 04, 2004, 09:40:18 PM: Handheld gaming systems, like the Gameboy. There's the Nintendo DS and the Playstation Portable both coming out this year.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 04, 2004, 09:42:44 PM: whats the diff. between the ds and the gameboy/???
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 04, 2004, 09:45:53 PM: The DS will be able to handle better graphics. I think the best the Gameboy Advance could handle was about 16-bit.
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Post by: Max Con on Oct 04, 2004, 11:27:40 PM: GBA is 32-bit.

But bit processing doesn't really mean shit in handhelds and consoles anymore.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 04, 2004, 11:43:01 PM: Quote
Why would I buy a DS when they're just gonna come out with a new one in a year or so anyway? *slaps toe cause she's buying a PSP*
Well, my ass will be happily playing with my Nintendo DS come Christmas this year. Can you say the same for you and your Play Shit Portable?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/Pwned.gif)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 11:52:26 PM: PWNAGE!!11 XD
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 04, 2004, 11:56:45 PM: :rolleyes:
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 05, 2004, 12:01:05 AM: Why would I want to buy something that'll probably be fucked up the first time around, so I'll have to either buy accessories for it or the not-as-glitchy version they'll come out with a year later? And the two screens. . . Ugh. Grossness.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 12:30:57 AM: Quote
Why would I want to buy something that'll probably be fucked up the first time around, so I'll have to either buy accessories for it or the not-as-glitchy version they'll come out with a year later?

There's nothing glitchy about Nintendo products. I can't say the same for Sony products. I seem to recall them having to fix a certain glich with the PS1 after people started suing them. Ever heard of the PSX or the PSone or how about the soon to be released PStwo?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2004, 02:07:44 AM: The toe will never post anything more accurate.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 11:03:05 AM: The MegatronYES will never post anything more accurate about the toe.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2004, 01:08:05 PM: Seriously. Nintendo is argueably the single most reliable manufacturer of hardware ever. While Sony specifically designs things so that they will break down. I hope we're all aware of the lawsuits that Sony is trying very hard to keep under wraps.

FYI, I own every major console that was ever released except for the Genesis, Game Gear, and Dreamcast.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 05, 2004, 01:27:49 PM: What a snob. I own a Playstation and I think there's an old Atari in our attic.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 02:46:45 PM: *huggles his gamecube* My SNES Still works, and my NES only doesnt work because it's been moved many times.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2004, 04:02:53 PM: My dad told me that my old NES only gave out like a year ago.
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Post by: Rumble on Oct 05, 2004, 05:41:35 PM: My NES still works, even the gun

*goes to shoot some ducks*
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 06:22:25 PM: It sure would be nice if nintendo rerelease Duck Hunt and a bunch of their NES games on one disc.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2004, 07:11:25 PM: Fuck that. Make a new Duck Hunt. The first part in their "explicit title" collection.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 07:18:16 PM: Quote
Multiple web sites are reporting that according to Japanese manga Shonen Jump, Nintendo is co-developing a Nintendo DS title called Jump Super Stars. The game will feature various characters from the magazine’s many mangas in one action fighting game.

Characters confirmed include Naruto Uzumaki, Goku from Dragon Ball Z, and Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece. Details are still slim, but Nintendo has confirmed that it will make use of the touch screen and dual display and is designed with a “manga style.” Shigeru Miyamoto is even makes a statement in the Japanese promotional article.
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Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 09:39:15 PM: Toe, I saw this device in a mall that was built into an old N64 controller, and it has several thousand NES, old arcade, and Genesis games. The game also has a lightgun that can plug into it to play the shooting games.

It cost $50, and although I question some unheard of company making crappy-looking toys they sell in mall booths, it looked really cool.

They also were selling shitty replicas of DDR, as well as a tennis game with a wireless racket and a boxing game with wireless gloves, and all of them sucked really really bad.

So I question wether the 8bit Gamepack is good or bad.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 05, 2004, 09:39:56 PM: It's bad.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 09:48:16 PM: They have those controllers everywhere. What they don't say about the '500' games, is that there is about 20 games, just different versions of each one.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 05, 2004, 09:50:42 PM: i have seen those all over philly!! i love them!!!
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Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 10:29:15 PM: No, I think this one had more than just 20. It's one of those "plug into your tv" type games, like the Atari Joystick one.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 10:29:25 PM: Quote
Toe, I saw this device in a mall that was built into an old N64 controller, and it has several thousand NES, old arcade, and Genesis games. The game also has a lightgun that can plug into it to play the shooting games.

It cost $50, and although I question some unheard of company making crappy-looking toys they sell in mall booths, it looked really cool.

They also were selling shitty replicas of DDR, as well as a tennis game with a wireless racket and a boxing game with wireless gloves, and all of them sucked really really bad.

So I question wether the 8bit Gamepack is good or bad.
Is there one with nintendo games? All I could find is one that only has Sega games.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 10:30:26 PM: Yeah, it's an N64 controller. They sell em in the middle asile things, with the belts and purses and cds.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 10:38:09 PM: D said that and i forgot. I'm getting old.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 10:49:23 PM: is this (http://www.retrocactus.com/consoles/plugnplay.html) it?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 10:51:37 PM: Close, but the ones I saw were basically N64 controllers, they even had the middle joystick but it was just useless plastic.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 10:53:01 PM: no this (http://www.retrocactus.com/consoles/megagun.html) is it!!!!!
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Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 10:53:41 PM: no.

It looked like the Standard N64 controller.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2004, 11:03:02 PM: I'm not buying any new systems anytime soon and certainly nothing handheld. That would totally kill my eyes.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 11:04:51 PM: I'm gonna have to do some foot work tomorrow. Thanks D.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2004, 11:21:38 PM: Heh, silly, not everything can be bought on the intranet.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 11:46:47 PM: lies.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 06, 2004, 02:47:31 AM: A friend of mine has one of those "Super Joystick Assrapist Fun Time Special Consloe" type-things. It's stupid, but fun.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 06, 2004, 01:50:50 PM: Wal-mart doesn't have them. Target doesn't have them. TRU doesn't have them. Ebay doesn't have them. Where else can I look?

nevermind. i found one.
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Post by: asdfghjkl on Oct 07, 2004, 08:56:33 AM: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: honey is good for rubbing all over your body

and for sticking up your ass

you guys need to stop sucking on honey,

by the way, i have 16 cars
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Post by: asdfghjkl on Oct 07, 2004, 08:59:48 AM: wtf is up with that skull thing

: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: jhese loves topers

and jesus love not un-you

:) :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: this ninja=brian

jessica=fucker

by the way, i have 17 cars now
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Post by: asdfghjkl on Oct 07, 2004, 09:00:46 AM: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 07, 2004, 09:37:46 AM: *dry humps the newbie, then sprays delicious Monkey gravy all over the newbie's fat pimply ass*

^_^ Wanna banana to suck on?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 07, 2004, 10:48:29 AM: poor guy. his ass never stood a chance.
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Post by: Merla on Oct 07, 2004, 01:27:49 PM: Does anyone know who that dude is?
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Oct 07, 2004, 02:55:27 PM: nope
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 07, 2004, 09:38:21 PM: fuck the nintendo. i just bought aladdin on dvd!:-D
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 07, 2004, 10:35:37 PM: I bought Aladdin on DVD yesterday and I'm bringing it back tomorrow.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 07, 2004, 11:10:56 PM: Quote
Does anyone know who that dude is?
I'm more interested in who or what 'jessica' is.

I'd like Aladdin on DVD, but it's not really a priority so I'll most likely not buy it. Why do you have to return it, toe? What's wrong with it?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 04:32:14 AM: I only bought it so I could get Finding Nemo for ten bucks.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2004, 04:38:19 AM: :lol: You don't like Aladdin or you just didn't want to spend the money on it to begin with?
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Post by: Rumble on Oct 08, 2004, 04:49:29 AM: Aladdin was the last Disney film I still liked, after that it all went downhill.
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Post by: asdfghjkl on Oct 08, 2004, 12:08:15 PM: lion king, how the fuck could you forget lion king?
and how do you have over 900 posts? thats fucking crazy!

:ph34r: =brian

17, yes, 17 cars
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 01:21:52 PM: Quote
:lol: You don't like Aladdin or you just didn't want to spend the money on it to begin with?
The extras on the DVD suck and I already have the movie on VHS.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 08, 2004, 01:22:39 PM: Plus the VHS is minus the dumbfucks known as Jessica Simpson and her husband. Fuck-ing LAME
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 08, 2004, 02:20:34 PM: nick sang it really well but jessica totally fucked it up. plus she looked not pretty at all
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 04:24:20 PM: Jessica Simpson over sings all of her songs. She should just stick to being a retard on her tv show.
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Post by: Max Con on Oct 08, 2004, 05:03:11 PM: I saw gameplay footage for Super Mario 64x4.

I almost started jacking off right there.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 05:19:16 PM: I would be right there with you but I heard that you start out in the game as Yoshi and you have to find different hats that turn into Mario, Luigi and Wario.
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Post by: Max Con on Oct 08, 2004, 05:31:16 PM: Can't be any worse than 100 coins for a star.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2004, 01:31:29 AM: Quote
Plus the VHS is minus the dumbfucks known as Jessica Simpson and her husband. Fuck-ing LAME
Yeah, it's irritating having Aladdin advertised as having a new version of "A Whole New World" by Mr. and Mrs. Jessica, instead of being the cool movie that it is. Too bad I didn't have the foresight to buy the VHS when it first came out.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 09, 2004, 01:42:36 AM: All three are at home with my Momma.

I think that(adding crappy songs by 15 minute famers) is so evil, even George Lucas wouldn't do that.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2004, 01:47:27 AM: He could twenty years from now, saying the movies as he remade them were still imcomplete and as creator it's his right to continue to permanently ruin things. :D
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 09, 2004, 01:49:42 AM: Actually he said now they are complete. With the special editions, he said he would wait for the new triologies to come out before one last edit... so aside from fucking things up, he's remained honest.

*watches the history channel do the history of dildos.*
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2004, 10:16:36 PM: Dude, joke. But seriously, I don't believe a word that guy says about anything. I like my idea where I pretend he died and some vicious clone is ruining everything for kicks.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 09, 2004, 10:32:32 PM: Quote
Dude, joke.
Eh? And if that's a clone, then it went horribly... horribly wrong.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2004, 08:11:49 PM: A clone of what? It was a reaction to the "actually now he said it's complete blah blah blah".
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 10, 2004, 11:39:23 PM: A clone of the fat from George Lucas's inner thigh.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 11, 2004, 12:11:38 AM: Warrick Davis?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 13, 2004, 02:36:36 PM: That was mean! Everybody knows Warrick Davis was cloned from the fat that makes George Lucas's second chin.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2004, 01:46:44 AM: Lucas' chin doesn't have enough meat.