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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 10:36:02 PM

Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 10:36:02 PM: You are now the new board Chelsey. Use your powers wisely, padawan.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 16, 2007, 10:50:47 PM: ...IIII HAAAAVEEE THE POWWAAAAHHH!!!...Sweeeeet. Nuri's the BESTEST Board Administrator in the entire intersnets!
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 16, 2007, 11:55:15 PM: Whaaat Nuri whyyyy!! he is soooo not qualified to be a moderator! if someone, you should make Sam a moderator. or Rama. (haha I almost said Ranma)
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 12:21:20 AM: I trust E to be objective. To address your comment, Sam's a great guy but he isn't here nearly enough to be a moderator. And no offense to Rama, but given our history and all I'd just rather not. I'm certain he's fine with that anyway.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Derrick on Jan 17, 2007, 12:46:14 AM: Sam is just upset because the Packers suck one more season... for shame. Boo Favre! BOO!
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 12:49:26 AM: Good work, Matt Black AKA Mr. Emerid.

YTMND!

Also, Google 'matt black emerid' and chell out the first result.

Insanity.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 12:52:29 AM: Emerald!

One line. What a rip-off. He didn't even win. Is it too late for a recount?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 12:56:49 AM: By about six years.

I'm sorry.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 12:57:57 AM: Someone go to the Ass-spank and protest this.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 01:00:24 AM: I can't.

It just feels wrong now.

I doubt I'd ever get back into the swing of things.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 01:11:41 AM: I'm awaiting the second coming of Strafe.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 01:17:14 AM: Second? As I recall, that guy was coming constantly.

Is he not around at all anymore? There are so many who've just disappeared entirely.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:01:17 AM: I have no idea. The last reported sighting by the Strafe Watchers Org. was in a coniferous tree at Shwiggie's where he was seen briefly feasting on a pine cone covered in peanutbutter and seeds.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:10:08 AM: Squirrel semen!

Yes. There would have been some of that as well.

I know it in my heart to be true.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:15:49 AM: Well we all thought it was peanutbutter, but mistakes have been made before.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:33:25 AM: A mixture is not out of the question.

And Shwiggie surveyed the mixture, and he saw that it was good.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:37:50 AM: I want peanutbutter cookies now. I can make a mean batch of those.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:49:02 AM: What else can you bake?

Chocolate cake?

Why do I remember that as being in reference to something lewd?

Something about eating someone's chocolate cake.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:58:02 AM: I was eating chocolate cake once while we were talking on AIM and you made it something lewd.

I bake mainly muffins, cookies, and breads like banana bread. I haven't really done a lot of cakes to be honest, but I want to do one from scratch and make it shaped like an owl. I guess that would be chocolate. I also need to learn to make my mom's carrot cake before she dies. Once she passes on, I'll greedily horde the family secret for generations to come.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 03:05:44 AM: Mmm. I remember when we'd chat while you ate chocolate cake. Good times.

Jesus, you make it sound like the Reaper's got your mom's number. Besides, carrot cake is the nasty!

Angel Food. That's what you need. Good luck finding an owl-shaped angel food cake pan!
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 03:14:14 AM: Carrot cake is not nast! I had Angel Food just today and it's not all that. And it's her fault, talking about death all the time. The only way I can quell the building fear is to speak about it with casual recklessness. Like when I tell people on their way out, "Take care. Don't get raped."
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 03:22:19 AM: Lady, Angel Food is all that and a bag of chips.

And do not be speaking idly of the raping and so on and so forth and whatnot and what have you.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 03:23:32 AM: What about of rapping?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 03:30:42 AM: The extra 'p' turns that frown upside down.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 17, 2007, 09:07:45 AM: "Watching Mr Emerid is like watching Jackie Chan, no amount of enemies is too great."
Dear god I'd forgotten about my younger years of immaturity...So young....so foolish...Hehehehhe, but who outlasted them haters?! THAT'S RIGHT. ME! THAT'S RIGHT!MASTER OF my destiny, the WILL TO POWER, the will to OVERPOWER! THAT'S ME! FUCK YEAH! WOOOOOOO!!!

*ahem*
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 11:17:50 AM: Now to combine both of the preceding posts:

To the E to the M M Y
Emmy, Emmy he's our guy.

That doesn't really work. Maybe I should add the word "ho" somewhere. And "representin'".
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: IDE on Jan 17, 2007, 04:00:10 PM: word.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 18, 2007, 10:12:20 AM: Quote
And no offense to Rama, but given our history and all I'd just rather not. I'm certain he's fine with that anyway.

The hell I am!

Actually I don't care, but I thought you knew me well enough to know that abusing my powers out of spite just isn't something I do. I'm just not built that way. But I've spent the last year trying to get rid of all the powers I had at other boards, because working on my book has taken up so much of my time. This is pretty much the only place I post daily anymore. So no skin off my ass.

So congrats to E....you now have the meaningless job of enforcing rules at a board that has no rules. Enjoy editing and locking Spam threads.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 18, 2007, 12:11:34 PM: Quote
Actually I don't care, but I thought you knew me well enough to know that abusing my powers out of spite just isn't something I do.
I do. We were moderators at each other's boards for years and years. It has nothing to do with how you can or can't run a board.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 18, 2007, 05:01:47 PM: Good...cause I won't abuse my powers, but I can't run a message board for shit. I just phone it in half the time.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 20, 2007, 02:19:52 PM: Did Rama had a board? was it star wars-themed?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Derrick on Jan 21, 2007, 12:58:14 AM: Probably with a mix of Stargate and Snorks..
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2007, 09:28:13 PM: Yes, yes, and no to the Snorks except for that time he had the Lil' Seaweed avatar.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 22, 2007, 02:05:24 AM: Everyone had a board back in the Ezboard days. It was like "Sports" by Huey Lewis and the News.

We really should have streamed lined the whole thing. I was an Adm here, she was Adm there....then there was another board where we were both Adm. A lot of jumping around from this board to that board...to pretty much do the exact same thing.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2007, 05:46:15 PM: I remember thinking about it, but I don't recall if I ever brought it to your attention or not. I thought we just liked having our own places with different looks.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 22, 2007, 11:05:22 PM: You know...I thought I'd like having my own place, but after I had it, it was just a hassle to maintain. It's much like the Mod/Adm powers...you think you want them, till you actually have them and then you just want to put your head through a wall.

I don't remember you mentioning it, doesn't mean that you didn't, just that I don't remember. But if you didn't though, I wish you had. Considering we were jumping around just to have the same conversations at every board.

If I ever get my dot.com up and running I had planned on having a board attached to that. I’m not looking forward to maintaining it though. Might have to con someone else into taking care of it for me.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2007, 04:39:02 PM: What's going to be there?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 23, 2007, 04:53:27 PM: Well I was mainly going to use it for my writing. I was kinda wanting to wait till I actually got the novel published before I opened it, but I was going to go ahead and buy the .com sometime this summer.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2007, 01:44:17 AM: Didn't you guys have your own boards, get cybermarried on yet another, and spend your honeymoon in Beast Mayhem? My memory semi-fails me.

I enjoy adminning my own board. Other people's boards...not so much, which is why I don't anymore. I like managing my own even more since I don't have a damn staff or whatever to deal with. Since BONR members have limited mod rights over their own posts and threads and I usually screen newcomers, it isn't even needed most of the time.

BTW, if you're looking for Strafe, he posts on my board somewhat regularly under the name Efarts.

(Also, if you've not posted at my board in a long time, don't have many posts, and I haven't done so already, your account will be deleted this week. No offense, just tradition. Track down Dez and ask about it sometime.)

And, you know, I totally forgot that E was the guy formerly known as Emerid. That answers a lot of concerns I've had over him....
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 24, 2007, 08:54:20 AM: ...Wait...What concerns?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2007, 05:44:34 PM: Eh, I'm used to being purged. Over at Powet, I thought my last account had been purged, but it turns out I was just not able to log-in for whatever reason.

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...Wait...What concerns?
I'll second that. At least if you knew who he was, you could pheer the Chris Jericho avatar. Did you think he was someone else?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Guest on Jan 24, 2007, 08:18:28 PM: *snickers*

*and three musketeers*
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rama on Jan 24, 2007, 10:39:29 PM: Oh please don't mention Chris Jericho. I don't know if we have enough darts to take him down this time.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2007, 11:08:16 PM: Quote
...Wait...What concerns?
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Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Max Con on Jan 25, 2007, 03:44:22 AM: Hahaha. Doc Evil.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 25, 2007, 09:23:47 AM: Quote

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...Wait...What concerns?
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Wait....what?
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 25, 2007, 04:23:01 PM: Quote
Hahaha. Doc Evil.
Instead of that post, you should've posted a Family Circus cartoon with a funny caption in his honor. Opportunity missed.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Max Con on Jan 25, 2007, 05:13:56 PM: I completely forgot about my legions of Family Circus strips at arms reach.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2007, 08:03:37 AM: How dare you, sir.
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: Guest on Jan 26, 2007, 09:46:13 AM: I wonder if Jeffie was ever sexually assaulted by Uncle Dave...
Title: Congratulations, E.
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2007, 10:00:03 AM: I'll consider it a good thing that I haven't read enough Family Circus to know who the hell Uncle Dave is.