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Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2007, 05:22:14 PM
when I met FAVIO!! FAVIO-O-0O!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 12, 2007, 09:44:54 PM
I don't know who that is. Tell us how big his penis is.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 13, 2007, 12:36:37 AM
Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.

I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.

No one can deny it.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 13, 2007, 12:54:34 AM
I'd rather meet Rufio.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: MegatronYES on Jan 13, 2007, 02:43:55 AM
Today I met no one.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 13, 2007, 03:30:50 PM
Today I met your mom.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2007, 04:20:47 PM
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Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.

I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.

No one can deny it.
Shit,sorry, I wrote his namewrong. Yes I meant THAT Fabio! isn't that amazing?!?!?!  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 13, 2007, 06:12:28 PM
It's about as amazing as the time scary spice told me I was hot.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 14, 2007, 01:09:15 AM
That is pretty amazing. Good work, Faye. I am impressed.

Did you at least get him to sign your cleavage?

And did Scary Spice sign your cleavage, IDE?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 14, 2007, 05:17:57 AM
IDE, don't steal my spotlight! (i wouldn't be too proud of that though, you saw who was her last partner)


No i didnt, althought maaaaaanny girls were taking their pics with him! what happened is that i was soo hangover and imo i was looking like shit, and i didn't want someone like him, a god on earth, to see me looking like crap. i did eat one of the muffins him and this other guy were giving out
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 14, 2007, 06:23:49 AM
Who was her last partner?  

Forget your spotlight!  You think that tool bag is a god on earth?

Fuck that.  One day you'll be posting here about the day you met me and how my muffins were totally tastier than that washed up saddle bag's.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 14, 2007, 11:37:56 AM
you are too old for me.


Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 14, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?

and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2007, 07:26:33 PM
Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin.  And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.  :lol:  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 15, 2007, 11:38:34 AM
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Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?

and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.
Oo you can't compare Fabio with Eddie Murphy! Fabio might be like 50, but he looked like he was 20! plus he has the best ass I've seen in months
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 15, 2007, 11:39:11 AM
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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin.  And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.  :lol:
Robin Hood series??  :blink:  que??
Kevin Costner??
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2007, 12:26:23 PM
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you are too old for me.


Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one?   Come on!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2007, 11:42:07 PM
I picture him seriously debating whether or not he wants to put a banana in Scary Spice's tailpipe.

I then picture him later laughing about it in retrospect,  with his good buddy Judge Reinhold ofcourse.  Eddie gives Judge a hearty "high-five" and laughs some more.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 16, 2007, 05:53:36 AM
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you are too old for me.


Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one?   Come on!
you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2007, 03:17:57 PM
how do you do it
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 06:56:58 PM
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you are too old for me.


Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one?   Come on!
you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm
Absolutely I think the kid is his.  My post had nothing to do with that.  I only meant that after I read your post, I could hear Eddie Murphy's laugh just for the sake of hearing it.











Mushu, stop your noise.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 12:42:12 AM
What's a Hermeline? Where's my precious Nuri? Someone give me the CliffsNotes version, STAT.

Speaking of Eddie, what the fuck is this? (http://www.meetnorbit.com/)
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Derrick on Jan 17, 2007, 12:44:50 AM
Nuriko decided that an anime/Jedi moniker was too dorky for her cool new image, so she's changed and gone corporate.

And Eddy Murphy was last funny in 1997, which he did not realize.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 12:51:40 AM
Alright, but what's the significance of 'Hermeline'?

'97? You give Eddie too much credit.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 01:04:21 AM
There's none besides the fact that I came across the name and liked it.


When in '97 was this?

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    * 48 Hours (1982)
    * Trading Places (1983)
    * Best Defense (1984)
    * Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
    * The Golden Child (1986)
    * Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
    * Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
    * Coming to America (1988)
    * Harlem Nights (1989)
    * Another 48 Hours (1990)
    * Boomerang (1992)
    * The Distinguished Gentleman (1992)
    * Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
    * Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
    * The Nutty Professor (1996)
    * Metro (1997)
    * Dr. Dolittle (1998)
    * Holy Man (1998)
    * Mulan (1998) (voice)
    * Bowfinger (1999)
    * Life (1999)
    * Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
    * Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
    * Shrek (2001) (voice of DONKEY)
    * Showtime (2002)
    * The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    * I Spy (2002)
    * Daddy Day Care (2003)
    * Shrek 4-D (2003) (short subject) (voice of DONKEY)
    * The Haunted Mansion (2003)
    * Shrek 2 (2004) (voice of DONKEY)
    * Dreamgirls (2006)
    * Shrek 3 (2007) (voice of DONKEY)
Honestly, I'm eyeing like '88 here.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 01:08:08 AM
I'll bet he's thinking of Nutty Professor.

Because Metro sure as hell wasn't funny. Not even unintentionally.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 01:16:19 AM
Maybe he has a thing for tiny, red bumbling dragons aiding blatant Chinese stereotypes.  Mushu, please.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 01:20:07 AM
He really should have gone for the gold and done an obnoxious Chinese accent.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:04:16 AM
"Me so solly, Mulan!  Haffa a bow-ru of flied lice!  Ah-so!  Ah-so!"  Then he, Rosie, and Adam Carolla could've all "ching-chonged" their hearts out in song.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:17:41 AM
Sweet Christ. You've taken something beautiful and made it obscene.

A pox on thee, young Hermeline.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:23:12 AM
How dare you.  A plague of wire work kung-fu, meditation, and family honor upon you, bitchstein.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:37:54 AM
I fear China.

I fear the Chinese.

Fear, you hear? Fear!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:47:08 AM
Indeed, their chem-lab abilities are awe-inspiring.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 02:54:34 AM
Pandas are disgusting.

They're not really bears, you know.

Pretenders to the Ursine Throne!

Fuck, I just checked and now they are classified as a bear subfamily. God damn flip-flopping biologists.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 03:04:49 AM
I'm reminded of that poor panda that fell asleep and crushed her baby.  Downerville! :(  I'm gonna blame you and call you joesadstein!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 03:11:56 AM
I've never been involved in any baby-crushings, nor shall I ever be.

Talk to Bernie, as I recall she hates 'em!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 03:16:40 AM
That's a lie!  Why pandas are like giant, huge, bear-like, killer sheep!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 03:26:19 AM
I just meant babies in general. I dunno. Maybe she likes panda babies. No one pays me to know these things.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 11:20:43 AM
I'm certain she loves animal babies.  I know I do.  Animal babies are adorable.  Those filthy human ones are the ones that are all disgusto.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Guest on Jan 17, 2007, 04:37:56 PM
What the hell? And I was guessing about Nutty Professor. Honestly I didn't know what year it came out. In reality, he's never been LOL funny, just more entertaining.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 06:45:08 PM
Silence, guest!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: tomduo on Jan 17, 2007, 09:12:51 PM
I thought I had logged in. Fuckin A.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: joe on Jan 17, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
Imposter! Mr. Peanut is not Christopher Guest.

Not by a long shot, buddy boy.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 10:10:47 PM
I finally got to reassigning the urls for the forum so if you enter under the old darthnuri url, you're gonna find yourself logged out.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 18, 2007, 06:02:34 AM
haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina          Why is there a "suit" at the end?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 18, 2007, 09:38:59 AM
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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin.  And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.  :lol:
Robin Hood series??  :blink:  que??
Kevin Costner??

 
Nah...Costner has more important things to do then make a Robin Hood series. I'm sure there are still some unmade " Post-apocalyptic world" or "Baseball" movie scripts floating around.

Ride Postman! RIDE!!!

That being said...Field of Dreams is still awesome.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 18, 2007, 12:08:54 PM
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haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina          Why is there a "suit" at the end?
Ummm....  Someone else field this, would you?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 18, 2007, 05:08:18 PM
Because suit isn't allowed to be the addy of any message board. You see back in 1977 congress passed resoultion 39 which doesn't allow the use of the word "suit" in any non-comerical application on TV, Radio, or the internet. So you can have "suit" in the addy if you are selling suits, but you can't if it's just a message board where people shoot the breeze like this one. Course all of those sites that sell suits have to carry an FBI warning. Same warning that's on videos, go watch one and see.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 18, 2007, 06:59:13 PM
the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.




What about A' beautiful world" or whatever the name of that movie was/ you know, the one where he kidnapped a kid and at the end the policemen kill him? saaad
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 18, 2007, 07:19:06 PM
I prefer "No Way Out" myself.  Featuring a hot Sean Young AND Iman, both of who die.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 19, 2007, 10:13:43 AM
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the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.



 
Yeah I was trying to see if I could get you to bite.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 19, 2007, 08:19:20 PM
Try pouring some tequila over it.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 20, 2007, 02:07:27 PM
Oh god no, don't mention tequila. i had a tequila war yesterday and now im suffering the consequences.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Derrick on Jan 21, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
Jose will always win, especially when Petron is involved.

*eyes the bottle*

Actually fuck it, 99 Bananas and Apples for all!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 21, 2007, 10:18:13 AM
Petron or Patron?

I drank Cazadores, which is one of the best tequilas in Mexico. Fuck Jose Cuervo.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2007, 09:29:25 PM
Make sure you guys eat the worm to get your daily dose of vital protein.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 21, 2007, 10:37:14 PM
That;s not tequila, that's mezcal!!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 21, 2007, 11:40:44 PM
Well that's a rip-off.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2007, 12:02:27 AM
I waas drunk when I posted that

Is it Patron? Eitherway, fuckin A.

99 Apples still beats all others, though. And worms in tequila are signs of poor quality, since the worms are moth larvae. Lovely, isn't it?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2007, 05:45:42 AM
heelloooo I just said that that isn't tequila, that's mezcal!

Uh oh....is little tom going to start getting drunk and posting here? first it was me, then IDE..and now.....you?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Guest on Jan 22, 2007, 03:48:06 PM
I've been drunk and posting since the beginning of my internet life. I just can actually type when drunk, with periods and everything. I just fuck up on spelling, like Rama. But he has mental retardation as his excuse. >.>;
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 22, 2007, 10:59:06 PM
I've seen Rama misspell sir, and you are no Rama.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2007, 05:56:16 AM
:lol:  I think we've all seen that.

Anyways, I just wanted to put this somewhere. Today's temp is 3 fahrenheit. 3 FAHRENHEIT. When I first saw that I was like "Shit these people are using celsius now? NOPE. NO. fuck.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Guest on Jan 26, 2007, 09:46:53 AM
In Florida it was a chilly 51. Brrrr.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2007, 10:02:12 AM
I think it's around the 40's here right now.  I think I might die in 3 degree weather.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 26, 2007, 01:23:18 PM
It's actually 57 here. Although they say this is like a one day thing here and it's going to get cold again tomorrow.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2007, 06:07:24 PM
Just came back from work. I went to the mall before coming home, to buy a couple of dvds(one of them being "Leaving Las Vegas", one of the most awesome movies EVER) and somewhere in the mall I lost one of my gloves. So I had to walk home without a glove :( Needless to say, by the time I had to open my door, I couldn't even hold my key, cause my fingers were frozen :(  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 27, 2007, 02:59:52 AM
Why didn't you just put that hand in your pocket?  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 27, 2007, 09:20:12 AM
I did! but it was tooo cold
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2007, 06:38:24 PM
Why didn't you try soaking your hand in some warm water before going outside?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 28, 2007, 08:20:46 PM
that would be even worse!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2007, 08:52:44 PM
No, it would make your hand warm.  :evil:  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 28, 2007, 11:28:00 PM
Yeah I've heard this works. If you soak your hand in warm water while you sleep, it'll absorb the heat and it won't be cold at all the next day. It's really cool actually.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2007, 11:50:59 PM
You might even pee yourself.  Pee is also very warm.  It gets the blood in the thighs moving and combats cellulite.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 29, 2007, 12:10:17 AM
Today is the day the challenger shuttle exploded.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 29, 2007, 12:33:44 AM
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You might even pee yourself.  Pee is also very warm.  It gets the blood in the thighs moving and combats cellulite.
You know I might have been able to convince her to do it.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Jan 29, 2007, 12:44:58 AM
You probably still could.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Sam on Jan 29, 2007, 10:28:00 PM
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:lol:  I think we've all seen that.

Anyways, I just wanted to put this somewhere. Today's temp is 3 fahrenheit. 3 FAHRENHEIT. When I first saw that I was like "Shit these people are using celsius now? NOPE. NO. fuck.
You need a nice down jacket.  Then you can be warm and toasty like me.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Bitch on Jan 30, 2007, 12:09:57 AM
Long-sleeve shirt and nice leather coat work just as well, with the added benefit of blocking the wind.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
That's what I use...well I usually wear T-shirts, but I have a very heavy leather jacket and matching gloves.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 30, 2007, 03:02:33 AM
Also, longjohns are your friend.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2007, 12:43:36 PM
How is she suppose to wear miniskirts over longjohns?
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2007, 11:34:02 PM
She could be a trend setter!  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2007, 07:42:31 PM
That's what japanese girls do
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 01, 2007, 12:26:17 PM
They wear longjohns over miniskirts?  Harajuku is so tacky.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
In Shinjuku they wear tentacles.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Guest on Feb 01, 2007, 01:25:14 PM
That's different.  Tentacles are fashion forward.
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Post by: Logged Out Hermeline on Feb 01, 2007, 01:28:51 PM
Bah, that guest was me.  And so ends the mystery.

Anyway, just wait for it.  When we get invaded, tentacles are gonna be all the rage in Paris or Milan, whichever one survives.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
Please let it be Milan.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2007, 10:25:43 PM
MIlan? are you fucking crazy? everything related to spain is a piece of shit. (besides 3rd world countries thats it)
spain= piece of shit(even though part of my family is from there)
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2007, 01:03:40 AM
Anything that makes the French suffer makes me happy. So it's not so much that I like Milan, it's that I dislike Paris.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2007, 04:11:06 PM
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MIlan? are you fucking crazy? everything related to spain is a piece of shit. (besides 3rd world countries thats it)
spain= piece of shit(even though part of my family is from there)
Did I get shoved into another dimension here or did Milan move from Italy to Spain?  Hello, Rod Serling?

And I don't give a crap about Spain either.  Even as a baby I knew it was bad so I threw up in Spain.  Well on my parents' backs, but in Spain.
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Post by: Merla on Feb 02, 2007, 04:46:25 PM
I thought you threw up in France in the car!?!? Yes you did, I remember it was some black shit, it was disgusting.  
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
I thought it was Spain.  Well Spain's nextdoor.  Things drift!
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Derrick on Feb 03, 2007, 03:44:07 PM
o.o

Oh that is nasty.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Feb 03, 2007, 06:46:06 PM
And to think, one day you and Kary could have an adorable little tom to vomit tar all over your backs.  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~
Title: Today is the day
Post by: Derrick on Feb 05, 2007, 12:32:24 PM
I am a firm supporter of abortion.
Title: Today is the day
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2007, 01:41:04 PM
No tom youngins?