The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2007, 05:22:14 PM
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when I met FAVIO!! FAVIO-O-0O!
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I don't know who that is. Tell us how big his penis is.
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Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.
I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.
No one can deny it.
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I'd rather meet Rufio.
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Today I met no one.
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Today I met your mom.
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Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.
I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.
No one can deny it.
Shit,sorry, I wrote his namewrong. Yes I meant THAT Fabio! isn't that amazing?!?!?!
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It's about as amazing as the time scary spice told me I was hot.
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That is pretty amazing. Good work, Faye. I am impressed.
Did you at least get him to sign your cleavage?
And did Scary Spice sign your cleavage, IDE?
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IDE, don't steal my spotlight! (i wouldn't be too proud of that though, you saw who was her last partner)
No i didnt, althought maaaaaanny girls were taking their pics with him! what happened is that i was soo hangover and imo i was looking like shit, and i didn't want someone like him, a god on earth, to see me looking like crap. i did eat one of the muffins him and this other guy were giving out
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Who was her last partner?
Forget your spotlight! You think that tool bag is a god on earth?
Fuck that. One day you'll be posting here about the day you met me and how my muffins were totally tastier than that washed up saddle bag's.
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you are too old for me.
Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
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Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?
and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.
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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird. :lol:
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Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?
and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.
Oo you can't compare Fabio with Eddie Murphy! Fabio might be like 50, but he looked like he was 20! plus he has the best ass I've seen in months
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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird. :lol:
Robin Hood series?? :blink: que??
Kevin Costner??
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you are too old for me.
Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!
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I picture him seriously debating whether or not he wants to put a banana in Scary Spice's tailpipe.
I then picture him later laughing about it in retrospect, with his good buddy Judge Reinhold ofcourse. Eddie gives Judge a hearty "high-five" and laughs some more.
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you are too old for me.
Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!
you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm
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how do you do it
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you are too old for me.
Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?????
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!
you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm
Absolutely I think the kid is his. My post had nothing to do with that. I only meant that after I read your post, I could hear Eddie Murphy's laugh just for the sake of hearing it.
Mushu, stop your noise.
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What's a Hermeline? Where's my precious Nuri? Someone give me the CliffsNotes version, STAT.
Speaking of Eddie, what the fuck is this? (http://www.meetnorbit.com/)
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Nuriko decided that an anime/Jedi moniker was too dorky for her cool new image, so she's changed and gone corporate.
And Eddy Murphy was last funny in 1997, which he did not realize.
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Alright, but what's the significance of 'Hermeline'?
'97? You give Eddie too much credit.
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There's none besides the fact that I came across the name and liked it.
When in '97 was this?
* 48 Hours (1982)
* Trading Places (1983)
* Best Defense (1984)
* Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
* The Golden Child (1986)
* Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
* Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
* Coming to America (1988)
* Harlem Nights (1989)
* Another 48 Hours (1990)
* Boomerang (1992)
* The Distinguished Gentleman (1992)
* Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
* Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
* The Nutty Professor (1996)
* Metro (1997)
* Dr. Dolittle (1998)
* Holy Man (1998)
* Mulan (1998) (voice)
* Bowfinger (1999)
* Life (1999)
* Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
* Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
* Shrek (2001) (voice of DONKEY)
* Showtime (2002)
* The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
* I Spy (2002)
* Daddy Day Care (2003)
* Shrek 4-D (2003) (short subject) (voice of DONKEY)
* The Haunted Mansion (2003)
* Shrek 2 (2004) (voice of DONKEY)
* Dreamgirls (2006)
* Shrek 3 (2007) (voice of DONKEY)
Honestly, I'm eyeing like '88 here.
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I'll bet he's thinking of Nutty Professor.
Because Metro sure as hell wasn't funny. Not even unintentionally.
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Maybe he has a thing for tiny, red bumbling dragons aiding blatant Chinese stereotypes. Mushu, please.
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He really should have gone for the gold and done an obnoxious Chinese accent.
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"Me so solly, Mulan! Haffa a bow-ru of flied lice! Ah-so! Ah-so!" Then he, Rosie, and Adam Carolla could've all "ching-chonged" their hearts out in song.
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Sweet Christ. You've taken something beautiful and made it obscene.
A pox on thee, young Hermeline.
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How dare you. A plague of wire work kung-fu, meditation, and family honor upon you, bitchstein.
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I fear China.
I fear the Chinese.
Fear, you hear? Fear!
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Indeed, their chem-lab abilities are awe-inspiring.
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Pandas are disgusting.
They're not really bears, you know.
Pretenders to the Ursine Throne!
Fuck, I just checked and now they are classified as a bear subfamily. God damn flip-flopping biologists.
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I'm reminded of that poor panda that fell asleep and crushed her baby. Downerville! :( I'm gonna blame you and call you joesadstein!
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I've never been involved in any baby-crushings, nor shall I ever be.
Talk to Bernie, as I recall she hates 'em!
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That's a lie! Why pandas are like giant, huge, bear-like, killer sheep!
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I just meant babies in general. I dunno. Maybe she likes panda babies. No one pays me to know these things.
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I'm certain she loves animal babies. I know I do. Animal babies are adorable. Those filthy human ones are the ones that are all disgusto.
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What the hell? And I was guessing about Nutty Professor. Honestly I didn't know what year it came out. In reality, he's never been LOL funny, just more entertaining.
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Silence, guest!
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I thought I had logged in. Fuckin A.
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Imposter! Mr. Peanut is not Christopher Guest.
Not by a long shot, buddy boy.
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I finally got to reassigning the urls for the forum so if you enter under the old darthnuri url, you're gonna find yourself logged out.
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haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina Why is there a "suit" at the end?
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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird. :lol:
Robin Hood series?? :blink: que??
Kevin Costner??
Nah...Costner has more important things to do then make a Robin Hood series. I'm sure there are still some unmade " Post-apocalyptic world" or "Baseball" movie scripts floating around.
Ride Postman! RIDE!!!
That being said...Field of Dreams is still awesome.
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haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina Why is there a "suit" at the end?
Ummm.... Someone else field this, would you?
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Because suit isn't allowed to be the addy of any message board. You see back in 1977 congress passed resoultion 39 which doesn't allow the use of the word "suit" in any non-comerical application on TV, Radio, or the internet. So you can have "suit" in the addy if you are selling suits, but you can't if it's just a message board where people shoot the breeze like this one. Course all of those sites that sell suits have to carry an FBI warning. Same warning that's on videos, go watch one and see.
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the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.
What about A' beautiful world" or whatever the name of that movie was/ you know, the one where he kidnapped a kid and at the end the policemen kill him? saaad
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I prefer "No Way Out" myself. Featuring a hot Sean Young AND Iman, both of who die.
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the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.
Yeah I was trying to see if I could get you to bite.
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Try pouring some tequila over it.
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Oh god no, don't mention tequila. i had a tequila war yesterday and now im suffering the consequences.
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Jose will always win, especially when Petron is involved.
*eyes the bottle*
Actually fuck it, 99 Bananas and Apples for all!
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Petron or Patron?
I drank Cazadores, which is one of the best tequilas in Mexico. Fuck Jose Cuervo.
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Make sure you guys eat the worm to get your daily dose of vital protein.
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That;s not tequila, that's mezcal!!
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Well that's a rip-off.
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I waas drunk when I posted that
Is it Patron? Eitherway, fuckin A.
99 Apples still beats all others, though. And worms in tequila are signs of poor quality, since the worms are moth larvae. Lovely, isn't it?
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heelloooo I just said that that isn't tequila, that's mezcal!
Uh oh....is little tom going to start getting drunk and posting here? first it was me, then IDE..and now.....you?
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I've been drunk and posting since the beginning of my internet life. I just can actually type when drunk, with periods and everything. I just fuck up on spelling, like Rama. But he has mental retardation as his excuse. >.>;
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I've seen Rama misspell sir, and you are no Rama.
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:lol: I think we've all seen that.
Anyways, I just wanted to put this somewhere. Today's temp is 3 fahrenheit. 3 FAHRENHEIT. When I first saw that I was like "Shit these people are using celsius now? NOPE. NO. fuck.
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In Florida it was a chilly 51. Brrrr.
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I think it's around the 40's here right now. I think I might die in 3 degree weather.
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It's actually 57 here. Although they say this is like a one day thing here and it's going to get cold again tomorrow.
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Just came back from work. I went to the mall before coming home, to buy a couple of dvds(one of them being "Leaving Las Vegas", one of the most awesome movies EVER) and somewhere in the mall I lost one of my gloves. So I had to walk home without a glove :( Needless to say, by the time I had to open my door, I couldn't even hold my key, cause my fingers were frozen :(
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Why didn't you just put that hand in your pocket?
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I did! but it was tooo cold
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Why didn't you try soaking your hand in some warm water before going outside?
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that would be even worse!
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No, it would make your hand warm. :evil:
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Yeah I've heard this works. If you soak your hand in warm water while you sleep, it'll absorb the heat and it won't be cold at all the next day. It's really cool actually.
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You might even pee yourself. Pee is also very warm. It gets the blood in the thighs moving and combats cellulite.
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Today is the day the challenger shuttle exploded.
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You might even pee yourself. Pee is also very warm. It gets the blood in the thighs moving and combats cellulite.
You know I might have been able to convince her to do it.
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You probably still could.
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:lol: I think we've all seen that.
Anyways, I just wanted to put this somewhere. Today's temp is 3 fahrenheit. 3 FAHRENHEIT. When I first saw that I was like "Shit these people are using celsius now? NOPE. NO. fuck.
You need a nice down jacket. Then you can be warm and toasty like me.
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Long-sleeve shirt and nice leather coat work just as well, with the added benefit of blocking the wind.
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That's what I use...well I usually wear T-shirts, but I have a very heavy leather jacket and matching gloves.
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Also, longjohns are your friend.
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How is she suppose to wear miniskirts over longjohns?
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She could be a trend setter!
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That's what japanese girls do
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They wear longjohns over miniskirts? Harajuku is so tacky.
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In Shinjuku they wear tentacles.
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That's different. Tentacles are fashion forward.
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Bah, that guest was me. And so ends the mystery.
Anyway, just wait for it. When we get invaded, tentacles are gonna be all the rage in Paris or Milan, whichever one survives.
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Please let it be Milan.
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MIlan? are you fucking crazy? everything related to spain is a piece of shit. (besides 3rd world countries thats it)
spain= piece of shit(even though part of my family is from there)
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Anything that makes the French suffer makes me happy. So it's not so much that I like Milan, it's that I dislike Paris.
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MIlan? are you fucking crazy? everything related to spain is a piece of shit. (besides 3rd world countries thats it)
spain= piece of shit(even though part of my family is from there)
Did I get shoved into another dimension here or did Milan move from Italy to Spain? Hello, Rod Serling?
And I don't give a crap about Spain either. Even as a baby I knew it was bad so I threw up in Spain. Well on my parents' backs, but in Spain.
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I thought you threw up in France in the car!?!? Yes you did, I remember it was some black shit, it was disgusting.
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I thought it was Spain. Well Spain's nextdoor. Things drift!
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o.o
Oh that is nasty.
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And to think, one day you and Kary could have an adorable little tom to vomit tar all over your backs. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~
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I am a firm supporter of abortion.
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No tom youngins?