The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2006, 11:56:00 AM
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In 98 years I'll show you my boobs!
Hope you had a great timeeee
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Being a Turtle..he may actual live that long.
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Happy Belated! Merla told me to post on your MySpace, but I plumb forgot. I even visited and everything.
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happy birthday
I hope your wish came true with no strings
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What if his wish was for string?
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So how old is Sam anyway? 40, 41? That's a young age for a turtle, isn't it?
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But old for a cheese head. Considering the normal diet for a person from his area, he only has 12 years to live.
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It's cold up there...they need all the girth they can get.
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It just slows the processed cheese meal made from partially hydrogenated pig oil moving to their hearts. Then, when they explode, Tsunamis kill poor children in Malaysia.
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-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.
-Oh, right, myspace. I completely forgot I had a page there.
-I'm the same age as you, I think. Maybe a year older.
-thanks to my cheese-heavy diet, yes, I have sufficient body fat to survive a long winter; a heavy down parka helps as well.
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-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.
Ohhhhhh! Oh girrrrrrrrrrrrl!
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I think more lik 5 years.
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-thank you for the offer, but your boobs will cease being fun to look at long before that; maybe in 9.8 years.
-Oh, right, myspace. I completely forgot I had a page there.
-I'm the same age as you, I think. Maybe a year older.
-thanks to my cheese-heavy diet, yes, I have sufficient body fat to survive a long winter; a heavy down parka helps as well.
You've obviously forgotten that latin women age more slowly than any other ethnicity. We are gonna be hot till we are in our 60s, damn right.
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The 60 year old Peruvian women I see aren't too hot.
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And?
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I think I made my point.
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Nope not at all.
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I did. Trust me.
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Nah-uh
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Point made!
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NAA UHHH
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Yay! There is a TV on a cart at the front of the class and we have a substitute today!
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Answer to someone else's name when she takes attendance!
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We had this one guy, "Martin Lalonde" who dropped out of school after about a week. Some teachers would call out his name when doing attendance and we would always make sure someone answered "Ici" meaning he's there. This one teacher who I guess was looking for him would always do a double take when someone said he was there and when she'd look around for him not see him. We'd be sure to only answer the roll call when she was looking away. Luckily there were enough of us that that was possible.
We also did this largely with subs since the normal teachers all figured out he wasn't coming back but the subs saw his name on the list and called it out in ignorance. He was always there when there was a sub.
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And Martin, as it turns out, as a 98 year old Peruvian woman. Was the whole class in French because that might be a bit unfair to her.