The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Dec 09, 2006, 03:38:46 AM
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I am a year older. Not that any girl around here knows that. In fact I actually dropped my false age down from 24 to 23 this year and the change has been a smashing fucking success. I can't lose. IDE professional Nig.
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I just don't know what to think of you!
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You're now as young as Janine yet 2 years older than me...
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You're a fucking woman, lying about your age. Do you wax your balls, too?
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Waxing your balls makes you a woman?
I mean....YEAH what he said!
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Can balls actually be wxed? the skin around them is so hmm whats the word...it doesn't stay in place
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I use a beard trimmer on my pubes and it's hard on the sac because the skin is loose and kind of wrinkley. If it was more taunt it would be a lot easier to get a clean shave. I can't imagine trying to wax that shit. The skin is far too sensitive.
And I do seem to remember IDE stating that he shaved his balls.
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THAT'S the word I was searching for! LOOSE!
Yeah, omg imagine if you are tearing the wax strip, and it comes out with your balls's skin!!! :blink: :joe:
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I would compare it to waxing and eyelid or foreskin.
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Tweezers! :joe:
So in another year, will you be 22?
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Tweezing balls would be just as bad. When you pluck a hair the skin would stick up with it. You really can only shave it and I'd be afraid with a blade.
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:ph34r:
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I've tweezed my bitsy before. Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.
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ONE by ONE??/ Good lord, what a masochist :lol:
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I didn't do the whole thing.
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I could never EVER wax my hoohah! the pain would be excessive. Actually its not about the pain, its more about the wax tearing the skin away with it. omg nooooooooo just thinking aobut it gives me the chills
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Eeewww, yeah. I tried one of those do-it-yourself wax kits. Blood was let.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!???!? OMGGGG
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I've tweezed my bitsy before. Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.
*anime nose bleed*
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!???!? OMGGGG
Yep, complete with ittle bits of errant skin hanging off the ends of the hair trapped by the honey-like stickiness of that no-microwave Sally Hansen plastic paper, waving at me like white flags of surrender. Silently they say "No mas!! POR FAVOR!!" I saluted them for their valor. "God speed, soldier. God speed."
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Only time I ever used wax to remove hair...my skin broke out in a rash in the area.
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Dude, why were you using wax?
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Well it was actually like these strips with wax on them...I don't know. It was christmas and my cousins wife had them. I had a few nasty black hairs hanging out on my right shoulder and wanted them gone, but didn't have the patients to tweeze them. So I asked if they worked...she said they did and gave me one. I slapped it on and ripped them all out. Worked pretty good, then the next day my whole shoulder was like covered in red bumps and discolored skin. Took foever to go down and I still have like little red dots on my shoulder from it. That's why it was first and last time I ever used Wax. Now if I want hair gone I just shave it.
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Ew, your shoulder has a braid coming out of it!
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I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.
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Yeah right! It's a headband and a feather away from being a fucking Indian, is what.
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Well I'm sure it matches your moustache.
Oh yeah...I went there.
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Of course it doesn't match my moustache. I'm doing a Snidely Whiplash thing here. There's nothing remotely Indian-like about it.
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I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.
My ex bf had lotsof hai on his upper back. When I first saw that, I KNEW our relationship wouldn't last. Fuck back hair, it is horrrible. Anyways, this past memorial weekend, he asked me to take his disgusting back hair out with wax, so I was like suuure. He's a pussy so I tried to find the ""less-painful"" wax(if that ever exists!) so I settled for the Sally Jensen roll-on green cold wax. Took me like 2 hours to get 3 hair, aaand he had little bleeding spots all over his back. It was nasty.
Nuri, you could have sue them!
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I have wisps of back hair that's only grown recently on my upper shoulders and in small patches below my shoulderblade. I want that laser hair removal.
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Glad to see I wasn't the ony one with that problem.
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Find some more guys and you could do a Circle Comb.
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You know it is just this kind of discrimination that we came to this country to get away from.
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Ignorant fool!
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Scrotum shaving takes a steady hand
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Well I certainly hope Michael J. Fox has employed help at this point.
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I shave my whole upper body. The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.
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Wolverine would kick your ass.
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If Jean wanted to shave him he'd let her.
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Jean wouldn't, because when she wants shaven, she goes for Cyclops. When she wants a furry lovemuffin, she goes for the canucklehead. She's not fucking him for the claws, it's because it is dirty. Rawr.
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touche
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I shave my whole upper body. The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.
I'm picturing a small league of midgets shaving you. I guess not a whole lot of movies use midgets anymore. They needs work!
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It was just one girl. I should employ midgets to don me in my battle armor tho.
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Get Warrick Davis to shave you.
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Time Bandits 2....that's what they need.
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Time bandits 2 is needed regardless of who shaves me
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Agree.
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I'm one hairy bastard...one of my great great grandmothers might have got raped by a yeti or something. Oddly enough, my hair's thinning up top. It's like it's migrating down my back to enjoy its retirement on my ass. Talk about IRRATIONAL FU...
Oops, wrong thread. Hell, wrong BOARD.
Being that I pluck nosehairs with tweezers on a semi-regular basis, I'm acquainted with hair-related pain, and I don't think I'd want to try trimming/shaving the scrotum.
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Ow! Don't do that. My eyes watered when I read that. You should grab the hair left on your head and pull really hard. That will actually pull the hair out of your ass and make your headhair longer.