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Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 09, 2006, 03:38:46 AM
I am a year older.  Not that any girl around here knows that.  In fact I actually dropped my false age down from 24 to 23 this year and the change has been a smashing fucking success.  I can't lose.  IDE professional Nig.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Max Con on Dec 09, 2006, 04:06:25 AM
I just don't know what to think of you!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 10:01:40 AM
You're now as young as Janine yet 2 years older than me...
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2006, 10:39:53 AM
You're a fucking woman, lying about your age. Do you wax your balls, too?
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2006, 12:41:16 PM
Waxing your balls makes you a woman?

I mean....YEAH what he said!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2006, 12:46:37 PM
Can balls actually be wxed? the skin around them is so hmm whats the word...it doesn't stay in place
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 12:58:50 PM
I use a beard trimmer on my pubes and it's hard on the sac because the skin is loose and kind of wrinkley. If it was more taunt it would be a lot easier to get a clean shave. I can't imagine trying to wax that shit. The skin is far too sensitive.

And I do seem to remember IDE stating that he shaved his balls.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2006, 01:26:38 PM
THAT'S the word I was searching for! LOOSE!
Yeah, omg imagine if you are tearing the wax strip, and it comes out with your balls's skin!!! :blink:  :joe:  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 02:14:37 PM
I would compare it to waxing and eyelid or foreskin.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2006, 10:33:05 PM
Tweezers!  :joe:


So in another year, will you be 22?
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 10, 2006, 12:09:50 AM
Tweezing balls would be just as bad. When you pluck a hair the skin would stick up with it.  You really can only shave it and I'd be afraid with a blade.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 10, 2006, 03:28:43 AM
:ph34r:  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 09:33:34 PM
I've tweezed my bitsy before.  Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 10, 2006, 09:42:38 PM
ONE by ONE??/ Good lord, what a masochist :lol:  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 09:45:13 PM
I didn't do the whole thing.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 10, 2006, 09:46:43 PM
I could never EVER wax my hoohah! the pain would be excessive. Actually its not about the pain, its more about the wax tearing the skin away with it. omg nooooooooo just thinking aobut it gives me the chills
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 09:51:12 PM
Eeewww, yeah.  I tried one of those do-it-yourself wax kits.  Blood was let.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 10, 2006, 09:58:16 PM
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!???!? OMGGGG
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 10, 2006, 09:59:27 PM
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I've tweezed my bitsy before.  Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.
*anime nose bleed*
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 10:03:10 PM
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!???!? OMGGGG
Yep, complete with ittle bits of errant skin hanging off the ends of the hair trapped by the honey-like stickiness of that no-microwave Sally Hansen plastic paper, waving at me like white flags of surrender.  Silently they say "No mas!!  POR FAVOR!!"  I saluted them for their valor.  "God speed, soldier.  God speed."
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2006, 10:03:40 PM
Only time I ever used wax to remove hair...my skin broke out in a rash in the area.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 10:05:48 PM
Dude, why were you using wax?
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2006, 10:10:59 PM
Well it was actually like these strips with wax on them...I don't know. It was christmas and my cousins wife had them. I had a few nasty black hairs hanging out on my right shoulder and wanted them gone, but didn't have the patients to tweeze them. So I asked if they worked...she said they did and gave me one. I slapped it on and ripped them all out. Worked pretty good, then the next day my whole shoulder was like covered in red bumps and discolored skin. Took foever to go down and I still have like little red dots on my shoulder from it. That's why it was first and last time I ever used Wax. Now if I want hair gone I just shave it.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 10:33:29 PM
Ew, your shoulder has a braid coming out of it!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2006, 10:46:21 PM
I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 11:13:17 PM
Yeah right!  It's a headband and a feather away from being a fucking Indian, is what.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2006, 11:40:20 PM
Well I'm sure it matches your moustache.

Oh yeah...I went there.
 
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2006, 12:02:13 AM
Of course it doesn't match my moustache.  I'm doing a Snidely Whiplash thing here.  There's nothing remotely Indian-like about it.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2006, 05:42:19 AM
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I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.
My ex bf had lotsof hai on his upper back. When I first saw that, I KNEW our relationship wouldn't last. Fuck back hair, it is horrrible. Anyways, this past memorial weekend, he asked me to take his disgusting back hair out with wax, so I was like suuure. He's a pussy so I tried to find the ""less-painful"" wax(if that ever exists!) so I settled for the Sally Jensen roll-on green cold wax. Took me like 2 hours to get  3 hair, aaand he had little bleeding spots all over his back. It was nasty.

Nuri, you could have sue them!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2006, 07:36:54 AM
I have wisps of back hair that's only grown recently on my upper shoulders and in small patches below my shoulderblade. I want that laser hair removal.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 11, 2006, 08:22:24 AM
Glad to see I wasn't the ony one with that problem.  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2006, 01:21:06 PM
Find some more guys and you could do a Circle Comb.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 11, 2006, 02:02:32 PM
You know it is just this kind of discrimination that we came to this country to get away from.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2006, 02:25:44 PM
Ignorant fool!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Sam on Dec 11, 2006, 02:40:28 PM
Scrotum shaving takes a steady hand
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2006, 02:41:23 PM
Well I certainly hope Michael J. Fox has employed help at this point.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2006, 07:04:01 PM
I shave my whole upper body.  The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2006, 08:08:39 PM
Wolverine would kick your ass.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2006, 08:16:49 PM
If Jean wanted to shave him he'd let her.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2006, 10:29:06 PM
Jean wouldn't, because when she wants shaven, she goes for Cyclops. When she wants a furry lovemuffin, she goes for the canucklehead. She's not fucking him for the claws, it's because it is dirty. Rawr.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2006, 10:40:11 PM
touche
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2006, 02:03:49 PM
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I shave my whole upper body.  The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.
I'm picturing a small league of midgets shaving you.  I guess not a whole lot of movies use midgets anymore.  They needs work!
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2006, 09:38:35 PM
It was just one girl.  I should employ midgets to don me in my battle armor tho.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2006, 12:54:18 AM
Get Warrick Davis to shave you.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 16, 2006, 12:55:37 AM
Time Bandits 2....that's what they need.  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: IDE on Dec 16, 2006, 03:04:36 AM
Time bandits 2 is needed regardless of who shaves me
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rama on Dec 16, 2006, 10:07:41 AM
Agree.  
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 18, 2006, 12:49:39 AM
I'm one hairy bastard...one of my great great grandmothers might have got raped by a yeti or something.  Oddly enough, my hair's thinning up top.  It's like it's migrating down my back to enjoy its retirement on my ass.  Talk about IRRATIONAL FU...

Oops, wrong thread.  Hell, wrong BOARD.

Being that I pluck nosehairs with tweezers on a semi-regular basis, I'm acquainted with hair-related pain, and I don't think I'd want to try trimming/shaving the scrotum.
Title: Yesterday was my birthday
Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2006, 01:38:14 AM
Ow!  Don't do that.  My eyes watered when I read that.  You should grab the hair left on your head and pull really hard.  That will actually pull the hair out of your ass and make your headhair longer.