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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2006, 06:09:37 AM

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2006, 06:09:37 AM: I'm curious. I know how girls always like get a crush on an actor, character, cartoon or whatever, and they think "oo i wish i'll find someone like him someday" (like my dear Terry from my infance days). So what I wanted to ask is, does guys go through this too? Like you guys, do you have a crush on a character, cartoon or whatever tht you wish you would find a real girl like that, if so, on who and why??
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2006, 09:54:24 AM: I always wanted to nail Catherine from Gundam Wing, and maybe a quick roll in the hay with Princess Leia.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2006, 10:02:53 AM: I had thing for the Baroness when I was younger.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 08, 2006, 08:16:03 PM: Guys in general just want to fuck the woman.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2006, 09:00:20 PM: but like why, what are their characteristics that you guys like ?
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 08, 2006, 09:08:29 PM: Personally, I can't explain why whenever I find something attractive. It either feels right or it doesn't.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2006, 09:24:16 PM: Vaginas are a big thing for me.

Sailor Neptune and Jupiter, also. I think they were the first anime characters that I beat off to.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 08, 2006, 10:49:10 PM: Personally have never found Anime chicks/etc. desirable. Too much a realist I guess. I'm more for people I meet in the street, in a cafeteria, rather than some chick in a movie or anime.
Though when my friend brings anime over, I will often annoy him by yelling at the Male Antagonist, saying things like "TAP THAT! HIT IT! BE A MAN, NOT A PUSSY! BE THE BOW TO THE CHICA AND WOW WOW!"
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2006, 11:25:48 PM: Quote
Personally have never found Anime chicks/etc. desirable. Too much a realist I guess.
I think you're just a woman.

What do ya think of that?
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Post by: IDE on Dec 09, 2006, 03:37:22 AM: No I think E is...oh wait...Misato...and Asuka...

never mind.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 09, 2006, 04:07:07 AM: I remember watching Slayers years ago and my father walked in. He asked me why Gourry wasn't just bending Amelia and Sylphiel over a tree trunk and fucking them in the ass.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 09:59:27 AM: I've been physically attracted to more than my share of female characters and actresses. It's always physical though. When you get down to it most actresses personalities are pretty lame and all characters are fictional.

No I wouldn't track down a woman who looks like a Hollywood or fictional one. That's not to say I would be attracted all the same to a real woman who looked like one because I am generally attracted to women I find hot.

Tops in my book:
Amy Jo Johnson
Natalie Portman
Jessica Alba
Sailor Mars
Keiko Kitagawa

Even as a kid I was crazy for Princess Leia and Tela.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2006, 10:41:52 AM: Quote
I remember watching Slayers years ago and my father walked in. He asked me why Gourry wasn't just bending Amelia and Sylphiel over a tree trunk and fucking them in the ass.
I've always wondered that myself. Me and your Dad should hang out. I can be your new uncle, and bring you home some tail.

*looks up Adam's results on Google*

AGREE! Non-bald Natalie Portman, though.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2006, 11:54:48 AM: Hmm see, when I was little I had a crush on a cartoon , his name was Terry and he was GORGEOUS. He was hot, rich(duke), a rebel and just perfect. And I always wanted to be with a guy like that. That's what I meant with my question.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 12:59:59 PM: What was the show? Or was it not something we get?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2006, 01:27:43 PM: Candy candyyyyy
(thats where my avatar comes from)
It's from the 70's.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 09, 2006, 02:15:30 PM: We had that in French. It's been so long I don't know if I ever even watched it.

When I was first getting into Sailor Moon and I would do drawings of her people often asked me if it was Candy.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Dec 09, 2006, 06:21:15 PM: All of those drawings on your site are of Sailor Moon?

Oh shit I've been submitting it to Candy webrings for years
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2006, 10:35:42 PM: No one said Cheetara!?
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Post by: IDE on Dec 10, 2006, 04:04:05 AM: Quote
I remember watching Slayers years ago and my father walked in. He asked me why Gourry wasn't just bending Amelia and Sylphiel over a tree trunk and fucking them in the ass.
That's the kind of father I hope to be one day. :D
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 10, 2006, 09:57:22 AM: Quote
We had that in French. It's been so long I don't know if I ever even watched it.

When I was first getting into Sailor Moon and I would do drawings of her people often asked me if it was Candy.
:lol: Way off!
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 10, 2006, 03:24:27 PM: The best part is I'm completely serious. As I got older he stopped being my father and became a perverted friend.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 10, 2006, 03:29:29 PM: Quote

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We had that in French. It's been so long I don't know if I ever even watched it.

When I was first getting into Sailor Moon and I would do drawings of her people often asked me if it was Candy.
:lol: Way off!
I know but I guess when you're really not watched any anime in 20 years they could almost seem similar.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 09:28:35 PM: Quote
The best part is I'm completely serious. As I got older he stopped being my father and became a perverted friend.
That explains a lot about you. <_<
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 10, 2006, 09:54:41 PM: What are you saying? :(
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2006, 09:57:36 PM: That a parent like that producing a, a, um, Max Con like you is not a surprise. I guess it has to be better than wanting to pee yourself at the sound of his voice.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 10, 2006, 11:46:00 PM: Don't get me wrong. My father's a great guy.

He's just really dirty now!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2006, 12:03:15 AM: Now or always? Think about it!
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 11, 2006, 04:33:40 PM: Well, probably always. It became a lot more obvious after I turned 14 though.

"Do you need condoms?"
"No, father."
"Are you sure? I mean, I have some ON HAND I could give to you. I buy the big ones so I don't know how well they may work for you, but I got some."

Then there's the endless sexual harassment telemarketers get if they catch him in a bad mood. That part's funny.

Sometimes I wonder about him.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2006, 05:25:22 PM: I wanna party with your Dad.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2006, 07:00:44 PM: I like your father. I AM your father.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 12, 2006, 03:42:33 PM: Quote
I wanna party with your Dad.
His Mom throws a better party.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 12, 2006, 11:00:33 PM: I got my first boner watching Heather Thomas (http://www.angelfire.com/planet/pictures3/heather.html) on The Fall Guy back in the early eighties.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2006, 02:12:44 PM: Quote
I like your father. I AM your father.
You can't be his father. You're only 23.
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 15, 2006, 08:45:12 PM: He's 30 years too young.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2006, 09:30:28 PM: Does that make your father 60 or does that him 53?
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Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2006, 09:41:57 PM: The only way to tell my true age is to saw off my penis and count the rings on the stump.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 15, 2006, 10:26:53 PM: I don't own a micro-saw... someone find a jeweler!
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 16, 2006, 12:15:58 AM: Quote
Does that make your father 60 or does that him 53?
My father is 53!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2006, 12:42:11 AM: Quote
The only way to tell my true age is to saw off my penis and count the rings on the stump.
Quoted for posterity.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 16, 2006, 03:01:20 AM: If I could have 48 hourse with you I would change yur mind

about me anywa
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Post by: Rama on Dec 16, 2006, 10:09:48 AM: Were you drunk when you wrote that?
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2006, 10:20:47 AM: It's the only way he could have the courage to say that.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 16, 2006, 06:27:14 PM: I don't remember posting that but I'm pretty sure I was talking about ass raping tom.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 16, 2006, 10:40:24 PM: I'd pay to see that.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 17, 2006, 03:09:55 AM: and probably find yourself in the majority as well
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 17, 2006, 09:57:55 AM: Oh good God.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 18, 2006, 12:54:46 AM: FUCK HIM RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2006, 01:40:39 AM: Make sure he wears his glasses and you play the Stargate soundtrack in the background. And wear one of those groovy animal helmets when you do it.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 18, 2006, 11:07:32 AM: JAFFA KREE!!!!