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Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Spamatine on Nov 24, 2006, 08:16:01 PM
I'm looking for any information of XRumer software.
Can you help me? Or give me a link to the official site with this program.
 
Thanks
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 25, 2006, 08:21:14 AM
Who would give the name of Rumer to a program? We all know that's the ugly name of the ugly daughter of Bruce Willis. Once again the theory that says that pretty parents don't always have pretty baby has been proved.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 25, 2006, 10:51:21 AM
There is truth in those words.
And especially never trust anything that has X preceding its name.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Rama on Nov 26, 2006, 06:32:39 PM
But the X means it's extreme!!!!  
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 27, 2006, 12:25:24 AM
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Once again the theory that says that pretty parents don't always have pretty baby has been proved.
Meanness!  :lol:


Though I even tried to find a flattering picture of Rumer Willis and found none...
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 27, 2006, 05:54:11 AM
She's not ugly, she's FUGLY. Sucks though, Demi Moore is such a pretty woman, and Bruce Willis is HOOOT
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 27, 2006, 01:24:45 PM
Where did she get that chin from?  Is that Bruce's chin?
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 27, 2006, 08:37:08 PM
YES. I don't know where she got that ugly hair that looks like pubes.  
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2006, 01:09:36 PM
She should get it straightened.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Nov 28, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
I wasn't sure if you guys were going off on someone in the same fashion people hate paris or if the girl was truly unnatractive.  

Upon further review this girl is a true FUGMO and has my deepest sympathies.  I don't think any amount of plastic surgery can fix her giant jelly bean shaped head with uber man jaw.  

She looks like she could take a punch though.  I'll give her that.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 29, 2006, 01:20:34 PM
Grody hotel heiress is a stuck-up, loose, horse-faced moron.  The poor Willis girl just needs her parents to pay for a few fix-ups and a little Japanese woman to straighten her hair.

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I don't think any amount of plastic surgery can fix her giant jelly bean shaped head with uber man jaw.
Of course it can.  I point to the number of varying transformation specials that have aired on TLC.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Nov 29, 2006, 03:50:22 PM
They would have to reshape her skull. She has the face of a bulldog.  And as usual the claims against paris are unfounded...except for the loose and moron parts.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 30, 2006, 02:15:37 PM
She has a horse face.  I want to feed the bitch oats.  Any rich idiot is "stuck up".  By being both rich and an idiot, it's true by default because they don't know any better.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Nov 30, 2006, 04:22:35 PM
She's not stuck up though.  I know three people who have met her in person and report that she's quite friendly regardless of being rich and famous.

And to have a horse face it would have to be unusually elongated.  If she wasn't a celebrity no one would ever bad mouth her looks.  This phenomenon of calling someone who is attractive ugly based solely on their wealth and fame is known by the negros as "hatin".
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2006, 01:04:47 PM
Because of course beauty can't be subjective.  And neither can being stuck-up.  :rolleyes:  Just because you and your collective gaggle of horndogs would do her doesn't mean she looks any less horse-faced to me.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Dec 01, 2006, 04:45:30 PM
I suppose I define the term horseface to be a specific type of flaw.  If you truly find her ugly I find it a little hard to believe but yes beauty is suggestive.  Being stuck up (i.e. being a snob) is a little more objective though and I've heard nothing but the contrary from those who've met her.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Rama on Dec 02, 2006, 01:59:45 AM
I don't think Horseface is like a hairlip, where one can't really deny they have one.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2006, 06:50:15 PM
Exactly.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Dec 02, 2006, 06:56:53 PM
Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Horse+Face)

A few people on the INTERNET agree with me so it must be true.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2006, 08:51:20 PM
A horse is a horse of course of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Missus Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse.
Goin' down on Rick Solomon is what she'll endorse
She's always on a steady course.
Talk to Missus Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day (or date a Greek),
but Missus Ed will never speak
Unless she has something stupid to say!

A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless she's a whore, of course of course!
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...

"I am Missus Ed!"
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Derrick on Dec 02, 2006, 10:28:42 PM
It's highly possible she's fucked a horse. Highly possible.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Dec 02, 2006, 11:10:24 PM
It was good enough for Catherine the Great.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2006, 04:46:57 AM
Paris's face is just not elongated enough for me to warrant horsefaceship...though I did thoroughly enjoy the theme song.  I work with a horse face.  She's actually a rather attractive horse IMHO.  I'll find her facebook pics tommorow and post them.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 03, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
How cn a dumb bitch like her have facebook?
oh wait, now i remember. it is now open to everyone. how horrible.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2006, 08:35:24 PM
Is it really?  I didn't know.  Not that I was ever gonna get one... when did that happen?
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Derrick on Dec 03, 2006, 08:43:38 PM
My facebook has 1 million hits.
Title: Need info about xrumer proram?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 03, 2006, 10:14:16 PM
Somewhere after they allowed highschool kids in it.