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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Pelethan on Nov 18, 2006, 11:02:12 AM
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Hi all,
laughter...
Abraham Lincoln: Elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy: Elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln: Elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy: Elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain 7 letters. :) (http://slow-cooker-recipes-s.blogspot.com)
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both had wives who lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shots on a Friday. :) (http://ashley-furniture-a.blogspot.com)
Both were shots in the head. :) (http://elin-nordegren.blogspot.com)
Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatrm.
Kennedy's secretaryd, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.
Both Lincoln and Kennedy were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerner.
Both successors were named Johnsons.
Andrew Johnson, who succeededw Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was borno in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth was born ink 1839.
Lee Harveyq Oswald was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by theirb three names.
Both names are comprised of 15 letters. :) (http://crock-pot-recipe-c.blogspot.com)
Booth ran from the theater and was caughtm in a warehouse.
Oswald ran frome a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before theirw trials.
How do you think? Government conspiracy or coincidences? ;)
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It's old
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Both men used whale oil as a mastubatory lubricant.
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John Wilkes Booth was born ink 1839.
Lee Harveyq Oswald was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by theirb three names.
Both names are comprised of 15 letters. :)
Booth ran from the theater and was caughtm in a warehouse.
Oswald ran frome a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before theirw trials.
Both became blue octopi on Nick Jr.
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Where is the spam? I want SPAM!
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Was that person actually a new member?? like not a spam one , but a real one??
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I doubt it. Spam members try to join all the time.
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But now he has two threads with no spam in them! hmmmmm
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[doHTML]They <a href="I eat babies.">both[/url] have spam, <a href="Electric diarrhea">it's jus[/url]t linked to t<a href="Why are you reading this?">he te[/url]xt<a href="You suck.">. Like this :)[/url][/doHTML]
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OOOOoOOoOoO!
Aww I was all excited about having a new member:(
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Yeah that used to happen to me, too.... once. Now I just jizz a little whenever toe or spooie manage to post.
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Worst Spam Post EVAR! *stamp*
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laughter...
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[doHTML]Lincoln and Kennedy's favorite color wa<a href="I think my favorite is green, but I also like dark pink and yellow.">s both blue[/url].<BR><BR>
Andrew and Lyndon Johnson both had only one descending test<a href="I have one descending fudgsicle.">ticle. :)[/url]<BR><BR>
Jackie O. and whoever-the-fuck-Lincoln-was-married-to both <a href="Boobies.">were bitt[/url]en by werewolves, hence inheriting the terrible curse.<BR><BR>
Booth and Oswald both roleplayed as orcs. <a href="IDE has genital rabies.">:)[/url]<BR><BR>
Kennedy wanted to pull out of Vietnam, while Lincoln had always wanted to visit Vietnam on his travels, but his parents would only pay for Thailand.[/doHTML]
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If I take my balls out behind the shed and shoot them off will you at least watch?
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That depends, will the Flintstones marathon still be on Boomerang?
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I don't know. I don't have boomerang. I can't justify buying a channel just for superfriends and herculoids.
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We have it as a free preview right now. Three days of fucking Flintstones. Fuck. Is my dose of Looney Tunes and Top Cat so much to ask for?
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I'm sure TC misses you... and his balls.
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Last night I was talking with one of my roommates about cartoons here in the US. Its funny how you guys just got anime like what, 4-5 years ago(cowboy bebop was the first one here) and people have like yearly conferences and shit and they all get dressed up and theres people obsessed with them and they think they are gods cause they "know" everything about them. Aaall for only 5 years of anime. While in other countries where we have had anime for 30 years people took it slowly and """less-nerdly""".
wtf im never dirnking again, im sooo hangover. its like back to the old times.
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Cowboy Bebop was the first anime here? What about Hello Kitty, Speed Racer, Astroboy, and Akira?
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Hello Kitty is the work of the devil.
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Last night I was talking with one of my roommates about cartoons here in the US. Its funny how you guys just got anime like what, 4-5 years ago(cowboy bebop was the first one here) and people have like yearly conferences and shit and they all get dressed up and theres people obsessed with them and they think they are gods cause they "know" everything about them. Aaall for only 5 years of anime. While in other countries where we have had anime for 30 years people took it slowly and """less-nerdly""".
wtf im never dirnking again, im sooo hangover. its like back to the old times.
I watched Voltron when I was little.
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No I didn't mean THAT kind of...blaaah forget it.
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Protip: We've had anime here for over 30 years.
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Let's not forget Battle of the Planets, G-Force...whatever you want to call it. And Gigantor was here even before that show.
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I'm pretty sure Sailor Moon's been around for quite a while, too.
What kind of anime did you mean, Faye? Generalized statements are not your friend.
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Like mass commercials releases of anime in faithfully dubbed and subbed formats? Do many other countries actually have that?
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Nonooo the new generation oneeeeeeesss
Fuck I forgot Sailor Moon, ok thats the earliest one! I'll give you that!
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Dragon Ball and the Transformers.
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Nonooo the new generation oneeeeeeesss
Fuck I forgot Sailor Moon, ok thats the earliest one! I'll give you that!
I watched Robotech!
You are not making any sense. What do you mean by the new generation ones? By the time Anime gets repackaged, dubbed/subtitled and relased in the states in it anywhere between 5 to 10 years old.
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Just like Hot Dogs.
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What do you mean by the new generation ones?
Yeah, that.
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Are you all fucking dense? Clearly in the late 70s peruvian scientists created a time machine (that runs on guinea pig entrails) to travel to the future and get "the next generation" of anime 30 years ago.
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GREAT SCOTT!
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What do you mean by the new generation ones?
Yeah, that.
damnit I had the BEST ANSWER EVER yesterday while i was at work, but now i don't remember ANYTHING about it!
Now that I tink about it, Sailor Moon haven't been here for THAT much time anyways, so my facts are still right on OHOHO
FUCK I'm mad with myself cause I don't know how to put what I"m thinking into wordssss, an di had them yesterday but now they are goneee
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Though seriously, how is this tied to Kennedy and Lincoln?
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You know they watched Anime Porn.
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What do you mean by the new generation ones?
Yeah, that.
damnit I had the BEST ANSWER EVER yesterday while i was at work, but now i don't remember ANYTHING about it!
Now that I tink about it, Sailor Moon haven't been here for THAT much time anyways, so my facts are still right on OHOHO
FUCK I'm mad with myself cause I don't know how to put what I"m thinking into wordssss, an di had them yesterday but now they are goneee
Can you put it in non-English words? Then we'll just go fuck it up with Babelfish.
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Sailor Moon started in japan in '92
Sailor Moon started in the USA in '95
Sailor Moon started in Peru in '78
The paper trail is there! Open up your eyes Senator! We have to seize this time machine before those filthy guinea pig eaters get any more anime before us!
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You know they watched Anime Porn.
Everyone is gay for Bridget?
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I just got back from peru. How is this possible you ask?
I siezed the time machine of course. There was a bloody gun battle and many guinea pigs were slain but I prevailed. Then I went back in time and turned all the peruvians into otaku.
So that now in the year 2006 they are no longer """less nerdy"""""""""...""""..."...
and are having anime conventions of their own...thus equilibrium is restored...Now I'm off to the future if anyone wants a hoverboard lemme know.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/anime2020062022ig.jpg)
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I am terrified of IDE's powet now.
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I just got back from peru. How is this possible you ask?
I siezed the time machine of course. There was a bloody gun battle and many guinea pigs were slain but I prevailed. Then I went back in time and turned all the peruvians into otaku.
So that now in the year 2006 they are no longer """less nerdy"""""""""...""""..."...
and are having anime conventions of their own...thus equilibrium is restored...Now I'm off to the future if anyone wants a hoverboard lemme know.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/anime2020062022ig.jpg)
What's your point? Did I say Peru too was just new in the anime thing? jigga please, animes have been in peru since waaay before here in the US.
Only poor people go to those conventions in Peru btw.
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Amazing!
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I just got back from peru. How is this possible you ask?
I siezed the time machine of course. There was a bloody gun battle and many guinea pigs were slain but I prevailed. Then I went back in time and turned all the peruvians into otaku.
So that now in the year 2006 they are no longer """less nerdy"""""""""...""""..."...
and are having anime conventions of their own...thus equilibrium is restored...Now I'm off to the future if anyone wants a hoverboard lemme know.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/anime2020062022ig.jpg)
What's your point? Did I say Peru too was just new in the anime thing? jigga please, animes have been in peru since waaay before here in the US.
Only poor people go to those conventions in Peru btw.
Isn't that because aside from the Ex-Nazis, Peru is ruled by Japanese businessmen?
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And rich people, like all the countries in the world.
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Rich Japanese people and Ex-nazis is what I'm talking about, and you've never been to Vermont and New Hampshire.
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Hey when you guys are done with that time machine, do you think I could borrow it? I want to go back and tell myself a few things.
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Rich Japanese people and Ex-nazis is what I'm talking about, and you've never been to Vermont and New Hampshire.
I;ve been to vermont and maine. maine is almost the same as new hampshire. therefore, YES , ive been there. OHOHOHO
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It is not. They have sales tax in Maine.
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Woah man....he showed you!
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Ok fuck this time machine roleplaying. The point is faye is an idiot. The US had anime nearly just as long as any other foreign country if not longer and that even dorks in peru are dressing up and having anime conventions just like the dorks over here. Her and her argument fail hard. IDE wins! IDE is the boss and his abs are rock fucking hard.
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Speaking of Voltron, it was on Cartoon Network this morning...how long has that been going on?
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No idea... :( You shoulda called me to let me know.
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Well I just found out about it today. It's on at like 4am central though.
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I found out about it about it when it first started up, but assumed you jokers knew. The second set got pushed back to the 12th. Now you hold my vast library of Voltron knowledge.
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Yeah this has been going on for a little while now. I totally forgot about that asian sounding guy that the princess replaces. What happens to him again?
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The witch Hagar actually kills him but in a really bad edit/copout, he's sent to the "hospital planet".
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And then didn't he show up again in the episodes made for America?
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He shows up again as a character that was originally suppose to be his brother but is passed off as being himself. (The brother is actually killed I believe and they cop-out again.) There's some episodes that are animated exclusively for the US and he may appear in those as well. The point is that he
1) Lives
2) Re-appears
3) Stays living
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And I take it there is no japanese continuity version with english dub?
Voltron just isn't Voltron without pidge's voice and the phrase "And I'll form the head".
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Not that I know of. I think Merla said there might be one eventually, but not at present.
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I wonder if all the english voice actors are still alive.
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Not Hunk/Lotor, Lennie Weinrib. I don't know about everyone else, but I think they're still breathing.
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I always thought Pidge was a girl.
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Nope, apparently he's just completely interchangable with one. (Actually happened.)
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I just always assumed Pidge was a gay midget, and that him and Hunk had a "Thing".
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Hunk is dead....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Also at this time I with to offer my services as a replacement. I kicked ass in shakespeare so it's high time I threw my hat into the anime dubbing ring.
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Ok fuck this time machine roleplaying. The point is faye is an idiot. The US had anime nearly just as long as any other foreign country if not longer and that even dorks in peru are dressing up and having anime conventions just like the dorks over here. Her and her argument fail hard. IDE wins! IDE is the boss and his abs are rock fucking hard.
oh yes, you win IDE. you are so manly and awesome <3
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I do a much better job of insulting Faye.
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I bet the ghost of Lennie Weinrib would be good at it.
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It only works when I get offended, and that doesn't happen anymore.
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*bites his tongue*
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Not Hunk/Lotor, Lennie Weinrib. I don't know about everyone else, but I think they're still breathing.
Keith/Pidge= Neil Ross, born December 31, 1944
Lance/Sven/Various women= Michael Bell, April 10, 1938
Allura/Nanny/Haggar= B.J. Ward
Coran/King Alfor's Ghost= Peter Cullen
Zarkon= Jack Angel, October 24, 1930
DAMN! They are old!!
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Anyone know if Alan Oppenheimer or Brian Dobson are near death's door? I do a pretty good Skeletor and could use the money.
I actually heard Oppenheimer on a Clifford cartoon last week.
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*bites his tongue*
Espeeecially if its something said by you
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I could just say you're getting fat.
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OMG HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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What, chunky thighs? I think you need to work off some of those thigh fat deposits, or else someone might accuse you of stealing bags of oatmeal wrapped around your thighs.
Ah, still got it.
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I don't think Brian Dobson's going anywhere soon but you might want to hang around Alan Oppenheimer's door in the next few years.
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You feeling ok today Mister Oppenheimer? No persistent cough? No blood in your urine? Found any odd lumps in your breasts? No...Ok well let me know if you do. You know where to find me, the tent in the vacant lot across the street.
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What, chunky thighs? I think you need to work off some of those thigh fat deposits, or else someone might accuse you of stealing bags of oatmeal wrapped around your thighs.
Ah, still got it.
I hate youuu!
i'm not fat. I'm a super sexy latin momma with a rocking ass and great boobs. HA!
Although I just ate sesame chicken, i feel fat now:(
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Feel? I think the stretch marks are forming. Can you hear it?
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Funny, mine never made any noises.
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They aren't that bad.. Porn stars and wrestlers all have them.
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I don't think I wanna know where the pr0n stars' ones are located.
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Some girls have it on their boobs, most on their asses.
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BOOBS?!?! wtf????????
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I guess I'd imagine on the boobs. Gravity is evil enough and then to cram your sweater kittens with extra filling? Ack'm!
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Some chicks have em on their boobs. It kinda ruins them for me. I'd rather have small titties than big, streched out socks.
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Ew! Like raspa cups?
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Well stretch marks comes when the are gains weight and then loses it. My boobs grew a LOT and now they are getting smaller and I don't see no nasty stretch mark!
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Not if the growth is smooth and you take good care of your skin. Like having nannies lotioning your bare chest. :joe:
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Not if the growth is smooth and you take good care of your skin. Like having nannies lotioning your bare chest. :joe:
I'll take one of those please.
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Not if the growth is smooth and you take good care of your skin. Like having nannies lotioning your bare chest. :joe:
*passes out*
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Not if the growth is smooth and you take good care of your skin. Like having nannies lotioning your bare chest. :joe:
Well I do use baby oil. So maybe that's why. Hmmm
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Most likely.