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Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 08:26:17 AM
:happybirthday:



So what the haps?  Besides any birthday-layings.  Don't need to hear about it.   :joe:  
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Merla on Oct 19, 2006, 12:49:14 PM
Yikes! Shut-up Nuri head!


Happy be-lated Birthday Tom!


When was his birthday BTW?
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Max Con on Oct 19, 2006, 02:51:05 PM
When my birthday rolled around, I didn't hear anything out of any of you.

AND THAT WAS IN JULY!

Where's my recognition?
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 19, 2006, 03:14:23 PM
Yeah, I agree with Max. This is like Pity sex. Sure it feels nice, but the crying is ruining it. Wait, this is nothing like pity sex.

I just spent 20 bucks on a graduation tassel! GAY~!
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 07:25:49 PM
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When my birthday rolled around, I didn't hear anything out of any of you.

AND THAT WAS IN JULY!

Where's my recognition?
Done.
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 07:27:45 PM
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Yeah, I agree with Max. This is like Pity sex. Sure it feels nice, but the crying is ruining it. Wait, this is nothing like pity sex.

I just spent 20 bucks on a graduation tassel! GAY~!
Crying?  Not snoring?

Why'd you buy some faggoty-ass tassel?  You couldn't have gone to the Hobby Lobby or some shitty place like that and bought some thread and whatnot.
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 19, 2006, 08:20:22 PM
Because the tassel showed me more love than you ever did!
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2006, 11:19:55 PM
The Tassel isn't your new best friend is it?  
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2006, 12:11:04 AM
I could've loaned you my old highschool tassel.  It works pretty much the same way.  It's hanging on my closet door now, getting fat.
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2006, 03:08:49 AM
My name is Tassel Johnson.
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2006, 06:34:41 AM
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I could've loaned you my old highschool tassel.  It works pretty much the same way.  It's hanging on my closet door now, getting fat.
Again you try to use materials to buy me off. ;.;
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2006, 12:19:25 PM
What's wrong with that?  Everyone's for sale!
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2006, 03:22:40 PM
But baby, I don't want your tassels. I want your love! ;.;
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 02, 2006, 07:19:44 PM
If you were at a titty bar, the official bestowing of tassels would be love.  I saw that on National Geographic Channel.  
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2006, 08:57:09 PM
Me, too.  Though there were no tassels.  Just dark women in a hut sweeping the floor with their nipples.
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Nov 02, 2006, 09:14:13 PM
:x  
Title: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2006, 09:29:44 PM
Think the broom from Fantasia, except instead of a broom it's two brown Airheads.