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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 12, 2006, 07:15:04 PM: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html)
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Oct 12, 2006, 07:34:41 PM: The bolded first part of that article is excellent.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 13, 2006, 03:01:36 AM: She's like the female version of william wallace.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 13, 2006, 09:53:09 AM: What a......SHOCKING experience. HA HA!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2006, 03:14:42 PM: ^Stupid.

Now someone needs to draw a cartoon of this. I elect Rampage.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 13, 2006, 04:27:38 PM: Ok how about.....

Well she sure does have an Electric personality.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2006, 07:39:19 PM: The phrase" you are gonna eat lightin' and crap thunder" from Rocky comes to my mind
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Post by: Rama on Oct 15, 2006, 12:23:49 AM: I bet she got a charge out of that.

Huh? Huh? Yeah....I know. I R the Awesome.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 15, 2006, 10:15:52 AM: The "R" in that sentence stands for "Retarded". You "Retarded" the Awesome.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2006, 12:22:10 AM: I wonder if Carrot Top has to live with this prejudice?

Hey...How about this one:

I guess we know what happens when you eat a Battery Burrito.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2006, 12:11:44 PM: Quote
I wonder if Carrot Top has to live with this prejudice?
Every day, my friend. Every day.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2006, 12:20:31 PM: He is a modern day MLK Jr.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2006, 12:30:58 PM: He's a modern day Rosa Parks!
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Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2006, 01:18:42 PM: One day our Children's children shall read about his struggle, but won't get Carrot Top day off from school...the bastards.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Oct 18, 2006, 04:24:35 AM: Quote
^Stupid.

Now someone needs to draw a cartoon of this. I elect Rampage.
I might... I would... too lazy right now though
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Oct 19, 2006, 05:42:21 AM: Quote
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 08:12:36 AM: Darn you.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 02, 2006, 08:17:06 PM: Dammit, I can't find my naughty Victorian limerick book. :angry: There was one about a guy with testacles of brass -something about "when it was bad weather, his balls clapped together and lightning shot out of his ass." My brother would have called him a fun date back in the day.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2006, 09:27:49 PM: Ben Franklin and his kite make it a foursome!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 03, 2006, 04:15:38 AM: Franklin is Colonial, not Victorian. Now we are getting into some Necrophilia shit.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2006, 05:40:42 AM: Rama this is your second post talking about dead people. Who's into that? hahaaaaaaaa I'm such a smartass yeah B)
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2006, 09:17:54 PM: I didn't mention Franklin because of "Victorian", I mentioned him because of "lightning".
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Post by: Rama on Nov 06, 2006, 08:57:54 AM: Still doesn't change the fact that he'd be dead in the Victorian era, and thus unable to have the foursome. Unless he was zombiefed that is.

And Zombie Franklin would be more into Brains and Turkeys I think.

Nikola Tesla would have been a better choice. He was very much alive in the Victorian Era, and a master of electricity in the vein of Franklin.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2006, 10:43:32 PM: I don't give a fuck about Nikola Tesla. It was a Ben Franklin joke. He doesn't have to still be alive.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 07, 2006, 05:32:32 AM: Omg Rama, you and your Tesla rays
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 07, 2006, 07:14:53 AM: Coils. Tesla Coils.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2006, 01:17:49 PM: There was some talk of a death ray...
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2006, 02:22:26 PM: Why, is Doug back?
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Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2006, 09:33:01 PM: Back to the 1930s? I hope not...who knows what havoc he'd wreak on the time line with his pedolicious chicanery.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 07, 2006, 11:23:59 PM: He claimed to have invented a Death Ray that could destroy an entire squadron of airplanes with one shot, but he died before he could really explain how it worked or if he even really had invented such a ray in the first place. No prototypes or notes where found on the subject after his death. Some people think that if he had in fact invented a ray like this, it would have been seized by the military on his death. In fact the Office of Alien Property did seize his papers after his death, despite the fact he was a citzen of the US.

Tesla also said he could transfer energy anywhere in the world without the use of wires, but never said how that would be achieved. Although some people point that the Tunguska Blast of 1909 may have been the results of one of his failed experiments with that technology.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 08, 2006, 02:29:37 AM: I played CnC red alert...so I'm pretty sure I know how it works.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 08, 2006, 05:35:09 AM: Quote
He claimed to have invented a Death Ray that could destroy an entire squadron of airplanes with one shot, but he died before he could really explain how it worked or if he even really had invented such a ray in the first place. No prototypes or notes where found on the subject after his death. Some people think that if he had in fact invented a ray like this, it would have been seized by the military on his death. In fact the Office of Alien Property did seize his papers after his death, despite the fact he was a citzen of the US.

Tesla also said he could transfer energy anywhere in the world without the use of wires, but never said how that would be achieved. Although some people point that the Tunguska Blast of 1909 may have been the results of one of his failed experiments with that technology.
Office of Alien Property?? :lol: You guys have the weirdest jobs ever!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 08, 2006, 06:58:30 AM: Alien like Illegal Alien, not like X-files Alien.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2006, 01:29:47 AM: Quote
Back to the 1930s? I hope not...who knows what havoc he'd wreak on the time line with his pedolicious chicanery.
:lol:

I thought Alien Property referred to giant bulb-headed aliens, too. Like a Men in Black thing. Surely, one of our visitors must've left his probe behind. :lol:
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Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2006, 10:40:55 AM: That's Majestic-12's job.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2006, 12:21:28 PM: The name sounds more like a theater or a circus. Or a series of airplanes that puts on an airshow over at the local airforce base.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2006, 11:53:43 AM: It was supposed to be a group of 12 men, some civilian, a lot of Military that President Truman assigned to look into and cover up the existence of extraterrestrials after the supposed crash of a UFO in Roswell New Mexico in 1947.

And when they catch up to Katherine Heigl, they’ll give her an anal probe.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2006, 08:10:48 PM: Rama I;m amazed that you know all that! + 10 cool points for you, mister
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2006, 10:31:24 PM: I think that should be a 10 plus geek points. Now that I've said it, I want to beat myself up...but I already do that everyday.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2006, 11:59:25 PM: I demand you knock over your own lunch tray and pants yourself.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2006, 01:05:02 AM: And spill my Choclate Milk? I paid extra for that...I think not!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2006, 07:55:31 PM: Quote
I think that should be a 10 plus geek points. Now that I've said it, I want to beat myself up...but I already do that everyday.
As if! I knew that too and I ain't no nerd!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2006, 10:49:41 PM: Geek....Geek. Nuri is a nerd. It's different.
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 15, 2006, 09:10:08 AM: Someone define the differences.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2006, 01:24:46 PM: Nerds get good grades, Geeks...not always.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2006, 05:33:14 PM: Nerds also know useful information while geeks concentrate on the obscure.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 15, 2006, 06:58:39 PM: What about dweebs?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2006, 10:45:59 PM: We both refuse to associate with those.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 16, 2006, 01:41:32 PM: That's even below a dork. Sweet Jesus.
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 16, 2006, 03:34:41 PM: ^_^
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Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2006, 04:55:45 PM: I protect the dweebs and dorks from those that seek to oppress while wearimg a leather jacket and say "AYYYYYYYYYYYYY".
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Post by: Rama on Nov 17, 2006, 01:08:52 AM: IDE just jumped the Shark.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2006, 01:53:32 AM: time to cancel my series