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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2006, 04:17:25 PM

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2006, 04:17:25 PM

You can see a picture here:  http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/ (http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/)


If I had only kept up, I could've seen Klingon action in person on Monday.  But alas...

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2006, 04:19:03 PM

Posted for posterity.

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Post by: joe on Sep 27, 2006, 04:27:30 PM

Haha. He'd pass for a classic Trek Klingon if he had a tan, but he really needs the ridges to make the TNG grade.

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2006, 04:48:16 PM

I agree.  Without ridges and some bronzer, he's just another cosplaying hobo.

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Post by: Lynch on Sep 27, 2006, 06:25:03 PM

Looks like he wants to eat the interviewer.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 28, 2006, 12:01:22 AM

What's a klingon?

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Post by: Rama on Sep 28, 2006, 12:19:12 AM

With those eyebrows you are half way to a Romulan as well.  

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Post by: Rama on Sep 28, 2006, 03:46:25 AM

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What's a klingon?

Well you see...sometimes when you go to the bathroom.....


It's a Star Trek Alien that either looks like this:
http://www.oddculture.com/images/dovemara.jpg (http://www.oddculture.com/images/dovemara.jpg)

Or this:

http://www.dreamers.com/hiperesp/Artics/kl...t3-klingons.jpg (http://www.dreamers.com/hiperesp/Artics/klingoncaribe/st3-klingons.jpg)

Or this:

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=...-Shalit-web.jpg (http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30752&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30050e&ip=419200a1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fworldofwonder.net%2Fimage1%2FGene-Shalit-web.jpg)


 

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 28, 2006, 12:42:10 PM

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What's a klingon?

 :nurinono:  :nurinono:  :nurinono:  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 28, 2006, 04:05:09 PM

How were you expecting me to know what a klingon was????? :blink:  

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Post by: Rama on Sep 28, 2006, 11:22:23 PM

"Note to self...the Gene Shalit joke fell flat, don't do that one again."  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 29, 2006, 12:18:04 AM

:lol:  

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2006, 06:09:28 AM

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How were you expecting me to know what a klingon was????? :blink:

It's one of the things they ask you on the way in!  It's a staple of American life and culture!

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2006, 06:10:02 AM

Not to mention I'm almost certain you've asked before.

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Post by: Rama on Sep 29, 2006, 06:12:26 AM

Not to mention on any given day you can find a version of Star Trek on the air like 3-4 times...and they all have Klingons. TNG ones are pussies, but that's pretty much everyone in TNG.  

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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2006, 06:14:15 AM

Okay, you did but to be fair, no one actually answered you:
http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...1024&hl=klingon (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1024&hl=klingon)


It's an alien from Star Trek:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon)
Or a sassy decal:  http://www.clingondecals.com/ (http://www.clingondecals.com/)
Depends on how you spell it.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 29, 2006, 12:47:21 PM

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Not to mention I'm almost certain you've asked before.

Did I? I don't think sooo

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Post by: Rama on Sep 30, 2006, 12:35:50 AM

You did. She just posted a link to it.

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2006, 11:53:17 AM

Did I/?? i really don't remember(too lazy to look at the link). I must have been hangover ..... Ooohh those timesss

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Post by: Rama on Oct 01, 2006, 12:36:42 AM

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Yeah, I was just gonna ask what's a klingon

Your words.  

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2006, 10:23:55 AM

:joe:  

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Post by: Guest on Oct 02, 2006, 01:00:08 AM

tom discussed this in the unmoderated topic forum yesterday... :rolleyes: (http://justinsurances.com/american_banker_group_insurance.html) :D (http://justinsurances.com/humana_gold_choice_insurance.html) :lol: (http://justinsurances.com/direct_insurance_net.html) hehe

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Post by: Guest on Oct 02, 2006, 01:24:04 AM

tom discussed this in the unmoderated topic forum yesterday... :rolleyes: (http://justinsurances.com/consultant_insurance_odessa.html) :D (http://justinsurances.com/insurance_travel_trip_uk.html) :lol: (http://justinsurances.com/allstate_auto_company_insurance.html) hehe

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2006, 03:41:57 PM

Kary?

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Post by: Rama on Oct 10, 2006, 04:39:11 PM

And her twin that repeats everything she says Yrak?  

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Post by: IDE on Oct 11, 2006, 04:22:37 AM

dibs!

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 11, 2006, 10:51:38 PM

This is gonna turn out just like "Species".  You watch....

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Post by: Rama on Oct 12, 2006, 10:10:01 AM

IDE's going to give birth in the sewers!  

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2006, 03:22:54 PM

"You can't kill this miracle!" say the swarm anti-abortionists that have collected in sewers as I approach with my coat hanger.

"This menace must be stopped!" I exclaim, puncutating the rusty instrument in the air.

"Why do you hate babies!?" squeal the pro-life piglets.

"Because he should not multiply!"

"Just because the baby's an alien!?"

"..............  An alien?"

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Post by: Rama on Oct 13, 2006, 04:15:40 PM

As long as IDE end up in a flaming pool of crude oil.... I don't care if he has it or not.  

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Post by: IDE on Oct 13, 2006, 09:55:58 PM

Your reign on earth ends now humans!
 

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Post by: Rama on Oct 15, 2006, 12:17:50 AM

As long as I end up in one of the Breeder camps...I"m fine with that.  

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2006, 12:14:43 PM

I'll be at the Suicide Camp.

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Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2006, 12:26:59 AM

Oh I doubt they'd bother with that. They'd either put you in a chemical comma and use as a baby factory or send you straight to the incinerators.

 

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 08:25:01 AM

Suicide Camp!   :angry:  

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Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2006, 02:10:40 PM

Well you'll have to take that up with Alien Management, but they have a strict budget this year and I doubt it'll do much good.

Me....I plan to lay low. Collaborate a little. Gain their trust, and then escape into the underground and wait for Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum to show up. It's a foolproof plan.
 

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2006, 07:21:55 PM

Not if the aliens come in the Deathstar.

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Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2006, 11:23:52 PM

Shit the Death Star ain't real....that's just a movie.  

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2006, 12:18:17 AM

Movies can be real.

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Post by: Rama on Oct 20, 2006, 01:44:12 AM

Come on...we are talking about IDE's male baby having alien species invading the earth, taking it over, and then rounding up humans into camps where they use them to cross breed a race of creatures capable of inhabiting our planet. We have no time for your silly sci-fi trip.

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Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2006, 03:10:36 AM

hey what's that!?  *points*

*impregnates nuri*

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Post by: Rama on Oct 20, 2006, 03:39:50 AM

But don't the males have the babies in your species?

You are going to get so fat that no one will ever love you again.  

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2006, 12:18:51 PM

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hey what's that!?  *points*

*impregnates nuri*

OHHHH, so it was a miscarriage.  I was wondering what those clots were all about.