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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Lynch on Sep 20, 2006, 02:33:49 AM

Title: Furries!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 20, 2006, 02:33:49 AM

We all know that people who are furries are really Satanist communist Jews who love to molest little boys and loathe freedom.   It's why they staged 9/11 and got Bush in the White House for another four years.  

But do you know how you can spot a furry?    

What if your neighbour is one......how do you know?

What kind of perverted sick twisted things do furries do?

Is there a cure for this mental retarded condition of their's?

Can their souls be saved by the loving virtue of Christanity or must they be redeemded by converting to Mulism and going on suicide bombings?

There are no easy answers.  Only stupid questions.    

Know that furries may look like many things:

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Sep04/dc2004_furries.jpg (http://www.scifidimensions.com/Sep04/dc2004_furries.jpg)

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6045/id...oursmuchof3.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6045/idontfancyyoursmuchof3.jpg)

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8052/fur02zf1.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8052/fur02zf1.jpg)

Their goal?  

So subvert innocent girls like this:

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...3be2726f6b4.jpg (http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8_37fe3be2726f6b4.jpg)

Into this:

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...e06625c3a93.jpg (http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8_8806e06625c3a93.jpg)

They use propaganda to attract new people by targeting the disenchanted and those who feel lost in the world:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/Gafo...ding20Proud.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/Gafoto/Animals/Standing20Proud.jpg)

Can you protect yourself against furries?

Only by being vigilant and loving freedom!

Remember Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is on your side!

God Bless.

Title: Furries!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 20, 2006, 03:00:09 AM

Lynch, have you been hanging out at Penny Arcade or something?

Also, a big WTF to that ice cream.

Title: Furries!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2006, 10:49:42 AM

I don't wanna see the D word....but....isn't Doug a furry lover?

Title: Furries!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 20, 2006, 10:59:47 AM

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Also, a big WTF to that ice cream.

Let me guess.....you want to lick it all don't you.

Title: Furries!
Post by: IDE on Sep 20, 2006, 04:26:19 PM

Save us Yomi!

Title: Furries!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2006, 12:52:21 PM

I wish I remembered what I did with that picture of the bedroom covered in "The Lion King" Scar crap.

Title: Furries!
Post by: Sam on Sep 21, 2006, 02:23:42 PM

Wouldn't that really smell bad?

Title: Furries!
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2006, 02:25:45 PM

Not as much as you'd think....

Title: Furries!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 22, 2006, 07:35:48 AM

Ever smell the stench of a corpse rotting in the sun for a month?

Now that'll put hair on your chest.

Title: Furries!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2006, 03:32:03 PM

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Wouldn't that really smell bad?

Not as much as it smells gay.

Title: Furries!
Post by: Rama on Sep 23, 2006, 04:58:03 AM

I always figured Gay would smell like Skittles.

Title: Furries!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2006, 02:31:50 AM

No, gay children smell like Skittles.