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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2006, 02:48:48 PM

Title: Horrible.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2006, 02:48:48 PM: A corpse is found for the second time near a CSI set:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/...5861704000.html (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060918/115861704000.html)

The "horrible" news, however, is that according to that article, CSI: Miami is now more popular than original CSI and has a "worldwide following". That show is the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked a suck. Does the sheer fact it has Latinos make people watch, because it sure as hell isn't the acting.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2006, 03:44:43 PM: It's the Caruso effect. Don't worry. Soon he'll think he is such a big draw that he can do movies again and he'll leave the show and plain old CSI will be back on top...well till CSI: NY takes it's place.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2006, 03:59:45 PM: Quote
A corpse is found for the second time near a CSI set:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/...5861704000.html (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060918/115861704000.html)

The "horrible" news, however, is that according to that article, CSI: Miami is now more popular than original CSI and has a "worldwide following". That show is the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked a suck. Does the sheer fact it has Latinos make people watch, because it sure as hell isn't the acting.
Hell yeah it is because of the latin people! We are the sexiest ethnicity on the whole world!
Just look at the new season of CSI, it's going to be filmed in Brazil! We are conquering the world, one step at the time!
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Post by: joe on Sep 18, 2006, 04:13:20 PM: I'm pretty sure Caruso's learned his lesson. Besides, the current trend seems to be washed up film stars moving to television.

Catch James Woods on Shark, this Thursday on CBS!
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2006, 04:13:34 PM: Quote
We are conquering the world, one step at the time!

I think the Chinesse are a few step ahead of you on that one.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2006, 04:18:30 PM: Quote
I'm pretty sure Caruso's learned his lesson. Besides, the current trend seems to be washed up film stars moving to television.

Catch James Woods on Shark, this Thursday on CBS!
Yeah...worked out real well for Geena Davis.

A woman president! HA!
Title: Horrible.
Post by: joe on Sep 18, 2006, 04:32:06 PM: Yes, while we can all agree James Woods has done a lot of good work in his day, Geena Davis has always, and will always, suck the big one.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 05:07:12 PM: James Woods is God.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2006, 05:09:13 PM: Quote

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We are conquering the world, one step at the time!

I think the Chinesse are a few step ahead of you on that one.
Well i didn't mean by economic means...I meant by our sexyness!
Title: Horrible.
Post by: IDE on Sep 18, 2006, 05:37:59 PM: Are there naturally blonde latin chicks in Buenos Aires? Somewhere else maybe?
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 06:03:30 PM: And Cuba too. And you call yourself a Floridian... :P
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2006, 06:51:14 PM: Aahhh steretyopes are such a whitetrash thing.

Wow tom, you really impress me, you haven't mentioned anything about puertoricans yet! good good

talking about that, i got some dvds on ebay and the postal office say they are coming from PR. PR? does that means Puerto Rico? I really have no idea. I hope not, because if so I would have to go and "boil" the dvds to purify them
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 07:02:22 PM: You're really dumb.

And the DVDs you bought are bootleged.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 18, 2006, 07:40:02 PM: I don't recall seeing any cuban chicks with real blonde hair...but it's been awhile since I lived there full time.

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Aahhh steretyopes are such a whitetrash thing.

Saying that most latin people have dark hair isn't a steretyope, it's not even a stereotype. It's a fact...unless I'm wrong, then it's just misinformation. You saying that all puertoricans are scum...that's a stereotype...dumbass.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 07:51:20 PM: There are alot of blonde haired blue eyed Cubans in Miami.

Just Ignore Faye, she just induces anal bleeding.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2006, 08:05:00 PM: Quote
You're really dumb.

And the DVDs you bought are bootleged.
Doh of COURSE the dvds are bootlegs, when did I say they weren't?
I thought they were gonna be from Mexico, damnit. At least waaayy better quality.

I was talking about the stereotype that all latin people are dark with dark eyes and dark eyes, which of course is not true.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 08:07:02 PM: ...wow.

I can't respond to that. I really can not.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 08:07:33 PM: Aside from that response.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2006, 08:08:38 PM: Good!
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 08:12:14 PM: No... not in any sense.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 18, 2006, 08:38:31 PM: To this day I've never seen a black, latin, or Asian person for that matter, with natural light hair.

All dark, all the time.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 18, 2006, 09:14:24 PM: I've never seen a latin person with two sets of eyes.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: IDE on Sep 18, 2006, 09:49:30 PM: Well tom's down there right now so I'll take his word for it. I vaguely remember seeing some blonde cuban girl...but the memory is so hazy it could just as easily have been a unicorn.

I'm pretty sure there are people in spain that are blonde latins as well. At least there were...until the moore's invaded and they did so much fucking that blonde hair and blue eyes became dark hair and dark eyes...now you tell me...am I lying?
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 18, 2006, 10:08:11 PM: Alot of the Spanish who fought against the Moors were from Northern Europe, and many Spaniards mixed with the Netherlanders when Spain owned it for 300+ Years, not to mention French and Spanish connections, even German and French Connections.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2006, 11:14:44 PM: Quote
Yes, while we can all agree James Woods has done a lot of good work in his day, Geena Davis has always, and will always, suck the big one.
This is where I don't publicly admit that I liked "A League of their Own."

Shit.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: joe on Sep 19, 2006, 12:10:40 AM: No big deal, you've yet to reveal your secret love of Thelma and Louise.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 19, 2006, 12:53:32 AM: Thank god for that.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2006, 12:44:10 PM: I was disappointed with the end to that. Where's the Earth-shattering kaboom? There was suppose to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2006, 02:27:47 PM: Well you could always edit in that bit where the Nazi in the Tank goes over the cliff in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in there. It had a big boom.
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Post by: Lynch on Sep 22, 2006, 07:40:25 AM: Quote
No big deal, you've yet to reveal your secret love of Thelma and Louise.
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1672/wh...kemesickrs3.jpg (http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1672/whitewomenmakemesickrs3.jpg)
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Post by: Sam on Sep 22, 2006, 09:43:04 AM: What the fuck is it with you posting utterly unfunny images?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 22, 2006, 11:43:59 AM: Yeah I didn't get that one either
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Post by: Lynch on Sep 22, 2006, 11:58:44 AM: Quote
What the fuck is it with you posting utterly unfunny images?
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09222006/s8...2bc7053e5e8.jpg (http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09222006/s8_fe4b2bc7053e5e8.jpg)
Title: Horrible.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2006, 03:50:52 PM: Quote
Well you could always edit in that bit where the Nazi in the Tank goes over the cliff in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in there. It had a big boom.
Fuck Indiana Jones AND his earring.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 23, 2006, 04:50:33 AM: If you're not with Indy... you're with the Nazis.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 23, 2006, 01:40:20 PM: What about the fictional Thugee?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2006, 02:43:08 AM: Quote
If you're not with Indy... you're with the Nazis.
Fine! I was born in Deutschland! I can goosestep! I own a stein! Me, Faye, and Fiero against the rest of you! Yeah, Fiero's with us. He just doesn't know it yet. I plan to have Faye force him. We will break him. Heil!
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 24, 2006, 10:04:54 AM: Sexually?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 24, 2006, 11:01:59 AM: :lol:
Ahh I don't know why but I just got an image in my mind of Jackass 2(which by the way, it is one of the funniest movies EVER).
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 24, 2006, 07:11:28 PM: Quote
:lol:
Ahh I don't know why but I just got an image in my mind of Jackass 2(which by the way, it is one of the funniest movies EVER).
...Someone else can take this one.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 25, 2006, 01:52:38 AM: Quote

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If you're not with Indy... you're with the Nazis.
Fine! I was born in Deutschland! I can goosestep! I own a stein! Me, Faye, and Fiero against the rest of you! Yeah, Fiero's with us. He just doesn't know it yet. I plan to have Faye force him. We will break him. Heil!
Looks like we aren’t going to be home by Christmas boys...

:: Starts drawing up plans for the invasion of Texas. AKA Operation: Liberate Bernie. ::
Title: Horrible.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2006, 09:02:02 PM: Easily won over by German yaoi.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2006, 04:45:23 AM: I'm going to San Antonio to personally shoot that paper-hangin' sonofabitch.
Title: Horrible.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 26, 2006, 02:15:15 PM: Kinky Friedman?