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Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2006, 05:18:41 PM

AWESOME! (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2312860,00.html)

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2006, 06:20:36 PM

What for?  So J-Lo can make them into pants?  No thanks.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2006, 07:01:18 PM

Didn't they watch Jurassic Park? That's gonna explode all over their faces! dinosaurs everywhere!

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2006, 07:25:18 PM

There's a bukakae joke in here that I won't mention.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 10:54:54 AM

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Didn't they watch Jurassic Park? That's gonna explode all over their faces! dinosaurs everywhere!

Dude, mammoths are big elephants, not dinosaurs.  FTW?

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 10, 2006, 01:17:59 PM

I for one encourage the bringing back of extinct animals.  I think Jurassic Park was a good movie but it's message was retarded.  In a zoo environment you don't have to worry about shit just taking over.  I've never seen a rhino or a tiger run around the streets of Toronto killing people.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 01:32:56 PM

Don’t you see the danger, John, in what you’re doing here? Genetic force is the most awesome powet the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 01:59:52 PM

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I for one encourage the bringing back of extinct animals.  I think Jurassic Park was a good movie but it's message was retarded.  In a zoo environment you don't have to worry about shit just taking over.  I've never seen a rhino or a tiger run around the streets of Toronto killing people.

The occasional bear however.

Also, a man was killed in Dallas by an ape last year, or somewhere.  Fuck I don't remember if he even died.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2006, 02:08:31 PM

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Don’t you see the danger, John, in what you’re doing here? Genetic force is the most awesome powet the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!

Maybe a few zoo mammoths wouldn't be bad, but I'd worry about people who'd inevitably want to put them back into the wild.  But all things considered, I'm just for not fucking with Mother Nature.  If it's something recent like a Dodo, there shouldn't be a problem.  But an animal that's been gone thousands and thousands of years.  It seems kinda cruel.  Plus, J-Lo will inevitably want to make them into pants.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 02:49:18 PM

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Don’t you see the danger, John, in what you’re doing here? Genetic force is the most awesome powet the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!

Maybe a few zoo mammoths wouldn't be bad, but I'd worry about people who'd inevitably want to put them back into the wild.  But all things considered, I'm just for not fucking with Mother Nature.  If it's something recent like a Dodo, there shouldn't be a problem.  But an animal that's been gone thousands and thousands of years.  It seems kinda cruel.  Plus, J-Lo will inevitably want to make them into pants.

Fuck a J-Lo.

Does anyone watch Wonder Showzen?  There take on mother nature having a sex change is hillarious.  It's gas.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2006, 10:09:23 PM

I'm just curious what Mammoth bacon would taste like, that's reason enough to clone those bastards up.  

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 11, 2006, 01:10:05 AM

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Does anyone watch Wonder Showzen?  There take on mother nature having a sex change is hillarious.  It's gas.

I thought they didn't show that program anymore! I used to like it a little....most of its stuff was naaaaasty

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2006, 08:10:12 AM

I havn't seen The Andy Milonakis Show on either. I can only hope that got canceled.

Title: Brinb back the Mammoth!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 12, 2006, 11:24:05 AM

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Does anyone watch Wonder Showzen?  There take on mother nature having a sex change is hillarious.  It's gas.

I thought they didn't show that program anymore! I used to like it a little....most of its stuff was naaaaasty

Season two aired earilier this year, apparently. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0450357/episodes#season-2)

I've got season one on DVD.