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Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 08, 2006, 06:39:19 PM
Now I have 3 months to get enough money to live on, but yeah Im going to get my Masters in history. Looks like I'll be IDE's successor as the old dude at the dorms.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 08, 2006, 07:53:44 PM
Freshman guys don't realize how good they have it until they move out. He who controls Arrakis controls the Spice.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 08, 2006, 09:01:33 PM
Yeah, I really miss college.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2006, 10:46:46 PM
HAHAAH somebody is going to be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery poor soon!

Nice choice of career, Sparky. On what are you gonna get your Phd? jazz?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2006, 12:10:43 AM
History, dumbass.

Though with a Masters, I could work for the CIA. I've already applied and been contacted, just they 'are considering me with alot of other people'. Now in normal jobs this means I am fucked, but this is the CIA... they could be doing all kinds of background checks.

But then hey, enjoy whatever wierd ass job you're going into.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2006, 09:06:02 AM
Haha YOU are the dumbass! I was making a joke aobut your masters, which I know its history, AND your Phd which you didn't even mention, so I guessed, hey, if he wants to get poor by getting a masters ni history, lets throw  a phd in music there, that way he'll be poor aaaall the way.

Why would the CIA want a masters in history working for them? So you can teach them the tactics of Napoleon?
God now I know why this country sucks in homeland security :joe:  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 09, 2006, 10:16:35 AM
Oh Shut up, Faye.
Seriously, This is pretty cool. Tom getting a masters, that's pretty neat and a serious accomplishment.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
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Haha YOU are the dumbass! I was making a joke aobut your masters, which I know its history, AND your Phd which you didn't even mention, so I guessed, hey, if he wants to get poor by getting a masters ni history, lets throw  a phd in music there, that way he'll be poor aaaall the way.

Why would the CIA want a masters in history working for them? So you can teach them the tactics of Napoleon?
God now I know why this country sucks in homeland security :joe:
Go to cia.gov and look up the requirements for their positions. To analyze and report intelligence, you need to be intelligent. If I get offered a job as a counter-narcotics analyst, then I might just take. I do plan on getting my phD when I can, so :P

Also I never studied Napoleon, who the fuck cares about him?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 09, 2006, 10:33:01 AM
Luckily for Tom a deep routed resentment of Peruvians is a bonus for a CIA guy. Gotta overthrow those governments and make it ten times worse then it would have been had they just left it alone. It is the American way after all.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2006, 10:36:27 AM
NEXT STOP! IRAN!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2006, 01:24:37 PM
I'm thinking about getting my Master's.  I'll have to see how the Bachelor's goes first.


Merla says good luck.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 09, 2006, 02:11:38 PM
Background checks...I hate those.  
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2006, 05:48:00 PM
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NEXT STOP! IRAN!
We're planning on getting to Zimbabwe by 2010
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2006, 06:48:59 PM
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Oh Shut up, Faye.
Seriously, This is pretty cool. Tom getting a masters, that's pretty neat and a serious accomplishment.

edit: decided to act with decorum so i won't say what i had in my mind.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 01:16:42 AM
Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2006, 08:39:09 AM
I've decided then when I got back to school that I'm going in for film. Mainly cause everything I write I think of in visual terms. Plus I don't want someone else taking something I write and ruining it because they want to do their version of my story.


That being said.... It won't be anytime soon unless I get my ass in gear. I've fallen way behind with my book, I won't be able to afford to move and pay for school unless I sell a few things.
 
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 10, 2006, 09:00:52 AM
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Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
why don't you go and fuck yourself? i wasn't talking to you.




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I've decided then when I got back to school that I'm going in for film. Mainly cause everything I write I think of in visual terms. Plus I don't want someone else taking something I write and ruining it because they want to do their version of my story.
Ohh Rama wants to do pr0n ;)
Film is always good IF you know the right people. I have this friend of mine, he's studying film and he's veeery well connected, especially with people in Manhattan. He knows like EVERBODY who is famous and lives there, it's incredible aand exciting at the same time.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2006, 09:52:57 AM
I would hope I wouldn't get stuck directing pr0n....but a job is a job.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 10, 2006, 10:30:08 AM
Hey. I know a guy who was seriously considering doing Gay Porn because it paid $300 a scene. A SCENE.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 10:57:53 AM
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Hey. I know a guy who was seriously considering doing Gay Porn because it paid $300 a scene. A SCENE.
That is decent, but shit, I don't want this in a guys shit.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 10, 2006, 11:35:23 AM
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Hey. I know a guy who was seriously considering doing Gay Porn because it paid $300 a scene. A SCENE.
And is this guy.... you?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 01:31:17 PM
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Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
why don't you go and fuck yourself? i wasn't talking to you.



 
You still don't get the basic concept of a message board.  I can read what you type then tell you to go back to your home on whore island and there is nothing you can do about it :)

(except cry more)
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2006, 02:20:04 PM
Merla wants to know why you're in school so long, IDE.  As in what degrees do you have now and what are you still going for?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 10, 2006, 03:35:42 PM
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Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
why don't you go and fuck yourself? i wasn't talking to you.



 
You still don't get the basic concept of a message board.  I can read what you type then tell you to go back to your home on whore island and there is nothing you can do about it :)

(except cry more)
home in whore island? ""very creative", fuck head.



Now stop bothering me, wtf is wrong with you go and fuck a goat.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 03:39:10 PM
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Now stop bothering me, wtf is wrong with you go and fuck a goat.
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Why are you always telling me to fuck a goat?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
She's still cryin :)


 
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2006, 05:37:33 PM
Hey, answer my question, prick!
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2006, 05:38:43 PM
Here, I'll even make it beer goggles friendly:


 Merla wants to know why you're in school so long, IDE. As in what degrees do you have now and what are you still going for?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 07:33:27 PM
oops :P

I have a bachelor's in English (focus in creative writing) and am about to complete my master's in Media and Communication Studies.
 
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Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2006, 10:00:45 PM
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Hey. I know a guy who was seriously considering doing Gay Porn because it paid $300 a scene. A SCENE.
Well I wouldn't be the guy in the scene. I'd be the guy on the side going. "Now your motivation here is that you are trying to work your way through medical school so you can save your sick mother, but the only way you make the money is buying taking it in the ass. At first you fight it, but then you really start to like it and really get into it and realize this is what you have been missing in life. Ok...got all that.... ACTION! THINK OF DEAD PUPPIES!! THINK OF DEAD PUPPIES!!!!" "

But damn that's low. That's worse then a Music Video director.
 
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 10, 2006, 10:08:40 PM
o.o;

Rama, you've really thought about that.

I've just pondered getting into teaching...^^; With a Masters it would be hella easy.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2006, 10:14:18 PM
I just made that shit up on the spot...besides everyone would crack up if I yelled "Think of Dead Puppies" at the top of lungs out of randomly like that, thus ruining the take. Then people would get the giggles and you'd either have to call lunch or tell them that their agent is on the phone and wants a larger percentage to get them to stop laughing. And then I'd have a hour of wasted time and 10 feet or wasted film. That shit ain't cheap you know.  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 11, 2006, 01:13:39 AM
how many scenes does a pr0n movie has? doesn't it has only one? the sex scene? thats it, isnt it? or there's more?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 11, 2006, 02:12:35 AM
I has seen a pr0n movie with several sex scenes in it.  They also sometimes has scenes with no sex in them at all, but I has always fast forwarded through those.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 11, 2006, 05:56:55 AM
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They also sometimes has scenes with no sex in them at all,
Fuck I hate that shit. Whoever makes those kinds of mvoies needs to be beaten to a pulp.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2006, 08:01:39 AM
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how many scenes does a pr0n movie has? doesn't it has only one? the sex scene? thats it, isnt it? or there's more?
Location, Location, Location.  Same act, different people, different locations.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Bernie on Sep 11, 2006, 12:39:39 PM
*thought thread was about Tom getting his golf game on*  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 11, 2006, 06:41:01 PM
I'll play some Golf with you, just it won't lead to sex. I kinda like the bad acting before a sex scene.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2006, 09:26:41 PM
Give him some time to yuppie up some more. He'll be swinging those clubs by 30.  
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Post by: Bernie on Sep 12, 2006, 04:07:15 PM
Does golf lead to sex?  :unsure:  The only kind I've ever played involved windmills and fiberglass alligators and usually led to pizza.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Rama on Sep 12, 2006, 04:19:42 PM
That kind can lead to sex too. That's how Homer and Marge got Bart.

You haven’t lived till you've topped off a roaring game of mini-golf with a quickie in the windmill.
 
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 12, 2006, 09:05:23 PM
Ever hear the expression "He putts from the rough" ?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Merla on Sep 13, 2006, 08:03:33 AM
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Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
why don't you go and fuck yourself? i wasn't talking to you.



 
You still don't get the basic concept of a message board.  I can read what you type then tell you to go back to your home on whore island and there is nothing you can do about it :)

(except cry more)
Dude! Whore Island?  Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?  
And I didn't know you had a degree and were working on your Master's.  What a shocker?  


Some straight guy would have be very desperate to partipate in gay pr0n.  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 13, 2006, 04:15:40 PM
That was just an example, but I'm on the winning side of that double standard anyway. :P

If only I was a 27 yr old undergrad...I'd have all the publicity that guy is getting out at UC Madison (i think that's where he is)...TV, book, and movie deals...
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2006, 06:00:38 PM
I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side.   I guess the one that's not dying or whatever.  Or IS it?
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 13, 2006, 08:33:57 PM
This conversation has nothing to do with AIDS.

pools closed.
 
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Post by: Rama on Sep 13, 2006, 10:33:51 PM
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I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side.
Losing the freshmen fifteen?  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: Sam on Sep 14, 2006, 09:41:05 AM
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That was just an example, but I'm on the winning side of that double standard anyway. :P

If only I was a 27 yr old undergrad...I'd have all the publicity that guy is getting out at UC Madison (i think that's where he is)...TV, book, and movie deals...
University of Wisconsin - Madison
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 14, 2006, 10:08:57 AM
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I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side.
Losing the freshmen fifteen?
Eww! Thanks god I never gained any weight on my freshman year! Actually I lost weight. I lost some of my beautiful ass, but 4 years laters I gained boobs.
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2006, 12:37:03 PM
Only to lose them years later in the Great War.
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Post by: Bernie on Sep 14, 2006, 12:38:20 PM
In a battle, the breastworks are usually the first to go.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2006, 12:41:49 PM
Then the skunkworks, then the Newarks...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 14, 2006, 01:02:19 PM
Well one day I woke up and my ass was gone. I have gotten some of it back, but it's not as nice as before. (when I say nice I mean big, and when I say big I mean a nice kind of big, not ghetto big)
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2006, 01:03:58 PM
Ghetto booty!  Badonkadonk!
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Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2006, 01:44:46 PM
Wait.....Great War? Damnit....I just backfilled my Y2K Shelter.

*Grabs a Shovel.*
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2006, 04:58:18 PM
Better keep that bottled water and walled of canned peas handy.  Teh fight has just begun.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2006, 10:30:05 PM
But it's all Evian damnit! EVIAN! I can't drink this during Armageddon.  I'm fucked!  
Title: Master's here I come!
Post by: IDE on Sep 15, 2006, 04:03:01 AM
What is best in life?
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Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2006, 11:37:13 AM
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!  
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Post by: IDE on Sep 15, 2006, 04:10:55 PM
YES!