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Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: The D on Sep 22, 2004, 04:27:11 PM: kid had a stockpile of weapons (http://www.freep.com/news/locmac/bomb18e_20040918.htm)

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The two worlds collided Friday, when Osantowski was publicly accused of turning his family's two-story home into a virtual armory with a stockpile of weapons that included an AK47, chemicals and pipe bombs. His plan was a Columbine-scale massacre at Chippewa Valley High School, where he'd enrolled 10 days before his arrest, police said.

Violence is fun, mmkay...

Luckily I don't live in Detroit proper, because the city and it's suburbs are filled with lunatics and gun toting maniacs. The NRA would have a field day here.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Fiero on Sep 22, 2004, 07:09:51 PM: Holy fucking christ.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Sep 22, 2004, 08:09:55 PM: The news channels must be pissed.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 01:16:42 AM: Kinda makes you wonder.... why'd bother enrolling?
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 23, 2004, 10:54:39 AM: Quote
The news channels must be pissed.
Ooooooooooo hoo hoo..... :o

If you die when there's no one watching...
then your ratings drop and you're forgotten
But if they kill you on their TV...
You're a martyr and a lamb of God
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2004, 12:53:25 PM: Quote
In the real world, he was a shy suburban teenager who lived with his family on a Clinton Township cul-de-sac amid lawn ornaments, tidy gardens and children's play sets.

It's the damn garden gnomes. They fuck with kids' minds. :angry:
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 01:03:19 PM: no not david!!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 01:01:07 AM: People with lawn ornaments are the ones you should be wary of the most. Half a person so it looks like some kid's bending over? Barbaric pedophiles!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Rumble on Sep 25, 2004, 07:19:57 AM: Believe it or not, but in Flanders (Dutch-speaking part of Belgium) there's actually an organization active by the (translated) name of Garden Gnome Liberation Front. What they do is steal garden gnomes from people's lawns and then put them somewhere in the forest.

They tend to make the news a lot in the summer months when real news is slow (not because they're not serious things happening in those months, it's just that noone wants to hear bad news when they're on holiday).
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 11:55:14 AM: My asshole neighbor needs one (http://www.prankplace.com/gnomes.htm)
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 27, 2004, 08:27:57 PM: :lol: i love the 2nd one!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:32:56 AM: I was expecting fornicating gnomes. Not that I really wanted to see something like that of course...
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 01:10:11 AM: Gnome Anal-Sprinklers would sell themselves.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 01:25:49 AM: ANAL sprinklers?
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 10:13:58 AM: The water comes outta their ass.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Fiero on Sep 29, 2004, 07:56:09 PM: HOT!!!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 10:32:18 PM: But... but that would give me the runs.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 08:10:13 AM: The europeans like it.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Max Con on Sep 30, 2004, 09:34:58 AM: And we all know how badly Europe sucks.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 10:29:49 AM: Hahahahahaha. Poor Rumble.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 01:32:49 AM: B-but... you OWE Europe!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Rumble on Oct 01, 2004, 05:10:22 AM: Americans thinking Europe sucks is actually a good thing. The less American tourists come to visit the happier we'll all be over here.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Fiero on Oct 01, 2004, 08:03:35 AM: I like Europe. And assault rifles.
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: tomduo on Oct 01, 2004, 10:39:42 AM: Quote
Americans thinking Europe sucks is actually a good thing. The less American tourists come to visit the happier we'll all be over here.
But then you'll lack money, and will be forced to eat babies!
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 01, 2004, 11:13:28 AM: Quote
Americans thinking Europe sucks is actually a good thing. The less American tourists come to visit the happier we'll all be over here.
Can I come to Europe?
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 01, 2004, 12:39:08 PM: Holland has good things. Those spiced windmill cookies come to mind. ^_^
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 12:08:10 AM: For some reason, I'm getting a flashback of that episode of "Married with Children" where they go to London and Steve and Marcy get stuck in some British sex-prision. *WHIP!* "BAD Americans."
Title: Columbine kid in Detroit
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 02, 2004, 12:19:22 AM: Yeah, the people in those prisions look nothing like those shows. Those people need to lay off the sausage.