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Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 02, 2006, 09:26:15 AM
Username: Wicked Emerid, Silver Membership.

 
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Max Con on Sep 02, 2006, 01:32:17 PM
Haha. You have Silver.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 02, 2006, 04:22:50 PM
E, chell your friend requests.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 02, 2006, 05:04:26 PM
I used to be on there.  You guys just made me a sad panda.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 02, 2006, 05:59:32 PM
You say it like we ripped off your head and shat down your neck.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 02, 2006, 07:18:47 PM
I will. We rarely hook up to Live, since we have to run this long ass cable from my bro's room, where his satellite hookup is, to the 360 in the living room. Try for that tomorrow, I shall.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 02, 2006, 08:25:46 PM
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I used to be on there.  You guys just made me a sad panda.
It's okay, I don't even have an Xbox











But even I have Xbox Live


Fiero you loser
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2006, 09:37:14 PM
If you were walking around with a plastic lightsaber, quoting 'Empire Strikes Back'... it still would not be as sad as this.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 02, 2006, 10:54:13 PM
....Ew.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2006, 11:04:53 PM
That is how sad you fanboys look.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 03, 2006, 12:28:45 AM
Not as sad as that lame sig
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Max Con on Sep 03, 2006, 03:41:15 AM
I think that is the most unprovoked attack on Xbox I've ever seen.


And I've been to GameFAQs!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Bitch on Sep 03, 2006, 04:06:04 AM
Xbox sucks because even with an actual job I can't afford that shit.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 03, 2006, 06:49:46 AM
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Not as sad as that lame sig
Hey, shut the fuck up. You insult the man, the myth, the legend... you insult me. Sure he may be pure evil, sure his ruby rod has killed more than it has saved, but Ron Jeremy is a peaceful man who just like touching. TOUCHING IS GOOD!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 03, 2006, 07:00:16 AM
I'll get a Xbox 360 just before it goes out of style. Right now, I'm pretty happy with my old black and green.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 03, 2006, 08:37:41 AM
Meh. With this shitty year, I made it my goal last semester to work my ass off, hours wise, at the bookstore to afford the thing, and I'm enjoying it. Especially this new RPG they brought out last week, Enchanted Arms. Golem making for Slaves and Slaughtering!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 03, 2006, 06:40:35 PM
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Not as sad as that lame sig
Hey, shut the fuck up. You insult the man, the myth, the legend... you insult me. Sure he may be pure evil, sure his ruby rod has killed more than it has saved, but Ron Jeremy is a peaceful man who just like touching. TOUCHING IS GOOD!
I was talking about your Vader sig
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 03, 2006, 08:52:10 PM
He knows.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2006, 09:45:22 PM
I don't think he did.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 04, 2006, 02:21:34 AM
Ah wait, I just got it.

He was doing the whole "make the audience think you're talking about one guy but it's actually another guy and whoa hey they actually are kinda similar when described like that"
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 04, 2006, 05:25:05 PM
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If you were walking around with a plastic lightsaber, quoting 'Empire Strikes Back'... it still would not be as sad as this.
Ron Jeremy is the man! Although his penis is disgusting, it's like an anorexic snake.

Friggin' xbox geeks!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2006, 06:15:09 PM
Zero makes Xbox chic.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 04, 2006, 07:29:29 PM
You mispelled dorky.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 04, 2006, 08:34:29 PM
I make Xbox manly.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 04, 2006, 09:32:46 PM
Like the Village People? Yes, yes you do. GO BIG BOY!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2006, 09:50:43 PM
Go back to your Cube with a limited selection of games on it.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 04, 2006, 09:56:14 PM
I play the thing called the personal computer, where if I drop 400 bucks on it, it only gets better instead of being the same shitty thing wit better online support. Fucking 20-inch High Def screen, dual hard drives and processors, with a graphics card that raped your momma last night, for which she thanked me for the honor.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2006, 09:58:34 PM
But the limited games statement still applies.  PC gaming is dead, as dead as Rico Suave's career.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 04, 2006, 10:09:43 PM
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But the limited games statement still applies.  PC gaming is dead, as dead as Rico Suave's career.
Then I'll just play Life, since you're the authority on these things. I enjoy my PC and my Cube, and I will enjoy my Wii. I'll play with my Wii all night long, and when I wanna be a whore, I'll play with a PS3.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2006, 10:41:02 PM
PS3...L0Lz0rz.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 04, 2006, 10:52:47 PM
The PS3 stretches out Bill Gate's asshole, while the Wii's impressive library masssages his prostate.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 04, 2006, 11:02:39 PM
The PS3 Rapes game owners with its pricetag.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2006, 11:43:44 PM
Rico....  doo-doot doo-doot doot-doot-doot.
Suave....! doo-doot doo-doot doot-doot-doot...
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2006, 11:48:52 PM
He made an appearance in "Pauly Shore is Dead", selling oranges on the side of the LA Freeway with his young son, while shouting "RICO SUAVE ORANGES!" as if his name still meant something...
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2006, 12:50:51 AM
You sure he was acting and they didn't just film him at his place of current employment?  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Max Con on Sep 05, 2006, 02:54:00 AM
This thread sucks and is now about Disgaea 2.


Unlocking all of the classes is going to suck.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 05, 2006, 11:11:25 AM
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This thread sucks and is now about Disgaea 2.


Unlocking all of the classes is going to suck.
I still have not played disgaea, and I very badly want to, but am not willing to pay the price.  I am playing La Pucelle, I feel lik a cinderalla to older stepsisters who get the best games instead of the best dresses and matching accessories.  I am a sad panda.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2006, 12:56:43 PM
How do you unlock the super secret Rico Suave class?
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2006, 12:58:30 PM
By being real smooth, like an orange peel. Yeah, that's hot.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2006, 02:41:20 PM
An orange peel isn't smooth.  It's bumpy like an old person's skin.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2006, 04:15:33 PM
Sean could make it happen. He is James Bond!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 05, 2006, 07:31:54 PM
I want to be able to play PS2 games on my 360.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2006, 08:14:09 PM
Good luck, you can't even play XBox games on a 360, except the only 4 good ones. But then considering the rest of the games blow ass, it doesn't really matter.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2006, 10:17:56 PM
nerds haha instead of playing your videogames you should go and look online at those new lindsey lohan hoohah's pics. It's so disgusting its funny.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2006, 10:40:18 PM
Why would I wanna see crabs that have herpes?
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2006, 11:25:32 PM
cause you like disgusting things?
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 06, 2006, 12:23:43 AM
She has the body of a 70 year old man, complete with liver spots, saggy tits, and a loose sack... oh, I am sorry, that wasn't a sack, it was her camel toe. Ew.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Max Con on Sep 06, 2006, 02:38:19 AM
Yeah, Lohan is a beast.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2006, 03:13:10 AM
She does look like she has put on 30 years of baggage in only the last couple of years.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 06, 2006, 08:01:05 AM
She also sucks...

 On the set of her newest film!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 06, 2006, 08:14:16 AM
EX newest film.

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She has the body of a 70 year old man, complete with liver spots, saggy tits, and a loose sack... oh, I am sorry, that wasn't a sack, it was her camel toe. Ew.
What are liver spots? Is that another name for freckles? Cause she has them AAALL OVER her body, it's horrible!
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 06, 2006, 12:15:50 PM
Those are the concentrations of pigment that occur on old people, like on their hands and arms. Her freckles aren't cute like Kate from Lost or Danielle Gamba, they're gigantic and disgusting looking. I work around old people all day, and she looks like one x.x
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2006, 01:00:48 PM
Her giant knockers scare me.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 06, 2006, 01:08:02 PM
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Her giant knockers scare me.
WHo's knockers are you talking about?  Lohans got small when she did.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2006, 01:51:52 PM
Lohan's.  I don't know anything about smallness, but they were huge-oid when I last saw them.  They almost killed Herbie.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2006, 01:59:17 PM
…And Michael Keaton's dignity.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 06, 2006, 03:43:42 PM
She got silicone implants.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 07, 2006, 02:57:48 AM
Well when you are trying to do your best impression of a Skekse, but want to keep your nice rack for the cameras, you have to do stuff like that.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Sam on Sep 08, 2006, 11:11:54 AM
That's a shame.  She was a cute kid but grew up way too fucking fast.

In fact, I imagine she could still pull off "cute" as an adult.  She should shoot for that instead of super-skinny drugged-up model.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2006, 11:36:51 AM
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Well when you are trying to do your best impression of a Skekse, but want to keep your nice rack for the cameras, you have to do stuff like that.
The silicone dissapeard with the rest of her bodily flesh
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 08, 2006, 01:42:43 PM
Speaking of Skekses. Which one is that anyway? Chamberlin? Was he the only one that actually had a name?  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2006, 01:58:21 PM
It's Chamberlain.  It's his title not his name.

Dark Crystal (http://www.habidabad.com/skeksis.htm)
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 08, 2006, 03:20:44 PM
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That's a shame.  She was a cute kid but grew up way too fucking fast.

In fact, I imagine she could still pull off "cute" as an adult.  She should shoot for that instead of super-skinny drugged-up model.
No one can take "Freaky Friday" away from me.  Well except for Disney eight years from now when they do another remake.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 08, 2006, 03:27:29 PM
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It's Chamberlain.  It's his title not his name.

Dark Crystal (http://www.habidabad.com/skeksis.htm)
Yeah I own the movie...I just havn't watched it in awhile. But I always thought that was his name. Ah well.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: PapaMidnight on Sep 18, 2006, 10:01:02 PM
Are they still making that Dark Crystal sequel?
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Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2006, 11:16:17 PM
Yeah...but I wish they wouldn't.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 20, 2006, 02:35:52 AM
I'm getting a 360 tomorrow, hey Rama want my X-box?

Oh wait you got one...fuck you than I'm going to give it to the orphans!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2006, 10:51:12 AM
I want it!
Wait, can you play dvds in it or music cds?
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 20, 2006, 10:57:30 AM
Of course can play movies and songs in it.  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2006, 12:46:21 PM
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Oh wait you got one...fuck you than I'm going to give it to the orphans!
One of Merla's friends was gonna give DVDs to poor children.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2006, 02:24:24 PM
Bah...DVDs are cheap now days. I bought 1941 for $4.88 at Wal-Mart. And DVD players are as low as 27 dollars.

The Poor need PSP games, not DVDs!  
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Lynch on Sep 22, 2006, 07:37:54 AM
The PSP is a dead system at this point, sales are shit, stores are yanking the movies due to shit sales and Sony is basically focusing on the PS3.    
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2006, 03:33:20 PM
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Bah...DVDs are cheap now days. I bought 1941 for $4.88 at Wal-Mart. And DVD players are as low as 27 dollars.

The Poor need PSP games, not DVDs!
Yes, poor kids who can't afford proper clothes and sometimes food need dead games.
Title: Xbox Live owners Unite!
Post by: Rama on Sep 23, 2006, 04:55:51 AM
See...I knew you'd understand.