The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2006, 10:22:56 AM
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Is it true that blondes have more fun? Well, that depends on what your idea of fun is.
Redheads have more sex than women of any other hair color, according to new research in Germany. Hamburg sex researcher, Professor Dr. Werner Habermehl, said his new study documented the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them by hair color, according to the Daily Mail.
Habermehl said that the sex lives of redheaded women were not only more active than women with other colors of hair, but that red heads have more partners and sex more frequently than the average person.
"The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation," Habermehl told the Daily Mail.
He also told the paper that women who dyed their hair red from another color were signaling they were looking for a partner.
"Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better," Habermehl said to the Daily Mail.
Psychologist Christine Baumanns doesn't blame the redheaded women for having better sex lives. She thinks it just may be the way they are perceived. "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead, he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex," she said.
And Eddie thinks he's lucky because I don't like diamonds. Silly boy. :lol:
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So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?
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They could dye it blonde like every other freaking woman in the universe does.
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Gah! Could you imagine the roots? They'd look like that Heat Miser guy from the Rudolph special.
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So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?
I used to dye my hair red, but that's only cause I was bored and there wasn't anything better to do B)
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I can't picture you with red hair. It just... doesn't... no. Never happened.
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Yes it was horrible. Especially since I didn't dye my eyebrows. bad.
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You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.
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Gah! Maybe I'll let that red hair color stay in the closet until everybody forgets about this thread...
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You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.
I'm not. I dyed my hair red when I was 18 and then after like 4 months of it, I got bored. Now it's au natural! B)
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Exactly. All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
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Exactly. All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.
Yep! Except in summer cause (at least my) hair color changes a little.
If I decide to dye it again, it would probably be only high-lightings(shit is that even the appropiate word? for some reason it doesn't sound right)
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You don't have to dye your entire head. You could just give yourself red highlights, like Saffron from the band Republica.
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If you do that, don't forget to stand on the rooftops shouting out, "Baby I'm ready to go"
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
Don't fix it.
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
So you won't even color it when it starts going teh gray?
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
Good for you. And no you are not broken...well apart from that whole Tom thing, but that's clearly a mental disorder. Not your fault.
And I can't wait for my hair to go grey, but then again....I am a guy. We tend not to be as concerned about stuff like that.
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My facial hair is already noticably silvered. Just another incentive to stay clean-shaven.
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Silver Sam(urai)!
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It's all good until you start getting grey hair down there. Then you aere fucked. Say hello to viagra!
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Hey, does the original topic apply to red facial haired men?
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They fuck themselves.
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They fuck themselves.
Quite accurate, then. <_<
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Especially those cheeto-red ones. They even end up with orange stuff on their hands. Like when you eat cheetos. Because cheetos leave stuff on your hands. When you're eating them.
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I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!
THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!
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I didn't understand a word of that.
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Yeah, uh, habeeb's a dude.
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I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!
THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!
Faye?
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Hey hey hey! I'm a graduated student, I don't get that wasted anymore. Hell, I hardly ever get drunk now.
AND even when I get drunk, I don't come here in the middle of the night and post nonsense, I just wait till the morning when I'm hangover and sometimes stilla little drunk :P
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I don't want my hair to get grey little by little - I want to wake up grey; same color as my eyes. :) No blonde, ever. Totally wrong skin tone. Can't do black either, dammit.
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I've contemplated dying my hair, just for the "HOLY SHIT!" looks I know I'd get.
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I don't want my hair to get grey little by little - I want to wake up grey; same color as my eyes. :) No blonde, ever. Totally wrong skin tone. Can't do black either, dammit.
If I ever want to act out the Graduate, I think you'll be the first person I look up Bern.
"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Bernie?"
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HAHA IM WASTED!
IM STLL TEXTING WIT IS ONE CHICKM SHE"S HAMMERED BUT WERE NOT GONNA DO THAT THING...YA KNOW THAT TING>....SEX,...NOT TONIGHT ANYWAY
BUT SHE WILL BE MINE...OH YESSSSSSSSSSS
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.....Somebody needs to keep him away from a keyboard when he gets drunk.
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Now I understand what you guys felt like when I used to do that before. So fucking annoying. I'm sorry people, I'm SORRY! :(
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karmarific!
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What, like you guys can't handle drunk posting.
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I really can't handle drunk anything....unless it's Drunk "Staying the hell away from me." That's ok.
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I can dig that too, Rama.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/ide_logo.gif)
Violating the sanctity of your digital teetotaling since 2003
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Drunk posting looks a lot like their regular posting to me.
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"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew."
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"I gotta ask, what do you see in a guy like Roger?"
"He makes me Laugh."
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I almost posted drunk once, I just never hit the post button. I was going to ask "who the bitch with the huge fucking chin was" in Nuri's avatar. Thanks to my mom watching CBS, I now know.
I've been drunk and on AIM a'plenty though...
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Being drunk and on aim is even WORSE. That's dangerous.
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Not for me. Most people have enough sense to know when I'm tanked and on the computer.
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Being drunk and on aim is even WORSE. That's dangerous.
How is it even worse? Do you give away secret Peruvian gvernment codes?
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Along with Peruvian A1 cocaine secret recipe.
Actually now that I think about it, I haven't been drunk on aim in a loooooooong time, so I don't remember what used to happen, but probably nothing good :P
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Fiero, Rama, someone? Who AIM'd with her drunk? Tell me about it.
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HAHA RAMA DID!
Funny times, and it happened more than once!
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HAHA RAMA DID!
Funny times, and it happened more than once!
I think I did like once. Have no recollection of it as I no recollection of much.
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
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Fiero, Rama, someone? Who AIM'd with her drunk? Tell me about it.
It was...Interesting. And then came the insistence that she made more sense drunk during it all. Which wasn't true at all.
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Insistence?
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Insistence:
# continual and persistent demands
# imperativeness: the state of demanding notice or attention; "the insistence of their hunger"; "the press of business matters"
# the act of insisting on something; "insistence on grammatical correctness is a conservative position"
# forcing an attack through the parry.
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
Why not?
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Fiero, Rama, someone? Who AIM'd with her drunk? Tell me about it.
It was...Interesting. And then came the insistence that she made more sense drunk during it all. Which wasn't true at all.
hey i never said that!
(thanks Nuri)
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
Why not?
I'm poor.
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If I ever want to act out the Graduate, I think you'll be the first person I look up Bern.
Awww... :) along with "Ernesto veers northward" and "Cool front heading through Texas", that's the nicest thing I've heard this week.
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Dude, I was just imagining an "Ernest goes to the North Pole" movie where he humorously attracts polar bears into attacking him and befriends penquins. Hooray!
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I forgot Ernesto was a storm for a second and for a brief moment I thought that's she named her husband's penis.
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I'm poor.
Where do you go online then? Library, friend's, relative's, school?
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I'm poor.
Where do you go online then? Library, friend's, relative's, school?
I just said at work you violent whore!
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And I've must've said a million times I have a very selective memory, dick!
Seriously, I don't remember things shit like that. I meet people ALL the time and twenty minutes later, they come up and talk to me and my brain's all "who teh fuck are you"? I only remember birthdays since the board does that for me. (Except Bernie's being only two days away.) I forget laundry, I forget food, sometimes I forget to eat and drink water. I guarantee I will or have asked people on this board the same questions multiple times.
Where do you work that you're on at 11:30 pm?
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I'm at my mom's house tonight, but that's unusual.
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I'm poor.
I think we should start a club. Don't need a secret knock.... cause we couldn't afford a door.
Only reason I haven’t taken my computer out into the field and shot it is cause I can't afford a new one. And my laptop was made in 1994...it weighs more then a small child.
Awww... smile.gif along with "Ernesto veers northward" and "Cool front heading through Texas", that's the nicest thing I've heard this week.
You are very welcome Bern. Let's just hope I can make it down to Houston sometime. *Wink* *Wink*
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..it weighs more then a small child.
Are you sure? Kids are rather fat these days.
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Too true.
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A small fat child? Or a small, not-particularly-fat one?
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..it weighs more then a small child.
Are you sure? Kids are rather fat these days.
A Small Child.....Circa 1982.
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Ah, sweet flattery, but I know what you crave - ringside seats at my cousin's venue for the Rok'Em Sok'Em Midget Wrestling Tour! (http://halfpintbrawlers.com/site/layout.php) ;)
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Oh....
Hmmm. Decisions, Decisions. Can't we do both?