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Title: Well, well!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2006, 10:22:56 AM
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Is it true that blondes have more fun? Well, that depends on what your idea of fun is.

Redheads have more sex than women of any other hair color, according to new research in Germany.  Hamburg sex researcher, Professor Dr. Werner Habermehl, said his new study documented the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them by hair color, according to the Daily Mail.

Habermehl said that the sex lives of redheaded women were not only more active than women with other colors of hair, but that red heads have more partners and sex more frequently than the average person.

"The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation," Habermehl told the Daily Mail.

He also told the paper that women who dyed their hair red from another color were signaling they were looking for a partner.

"Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better," Habermehl said to the Daily Mail.

Psychologist Christine Baumanns doesn't blame the redheaded women for having better sex lives. She thinks it just may be the way they are perceived.  "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead, he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex," she said.

And Eddie thinks he's lucky because I don't like diamonds.  Silly boy.  :lol:  
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Post by: Sam on Aug 17, 2006, 11:32:43 AM
So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2006, 12:16:39 PM
They could dye it blonde like every other freaking woman in the universe does.  
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Post by: Bernie on Aug 17, 2006, 12:26:36 PM
Gah!  Could you imagine the roots?  They'd look like that Heat Miser guy from the Rudolph special.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2006, 03:50:20 PM
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So what are redheads supposed to dye their hair when they're unhappy with a relationship?
I used to dye my hair red, but that's only cause I was bored and there wasn't anything better to do B)  
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Post by: joe on Aug 17, 2006, 04:17:11 PM
I can't picture you with red hair. It just... doesn't... no. Never happened.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2006, 07:06:11 PM
Yes it was horrible. Especially since I didn't dye my eyebrows. bad.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 18, 2006, 12:23:07 AM
You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2006, 12:48:28 AM
Gah!  Maybe I'll let that red hair color stay in the closet until everybody forgets about this thread...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 18, 2006, 01:19:57 AM
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You got a nice hair color...you shouldn't change it.
I'm not. I dyed my hair red when I was 18 and then after like 4 months of it, I got bored. Now it's au natural! B)  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2006, 01:25:09 AM
Exactly.  All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.  
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Post by: Karmarose on Aug 18, 2006, 11:24:58 AM
Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 18, 2006, 11:45:51 AM
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Exactly.  All chicks at some point get bored with their hair color.
Yep! Except in summer cause (at least my) hair color changes a little.

If I decide to dye it again, it would probably be only high-lightings(shit is that even the appropiate word? for some reason it doesn't sound right)
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Post by: joe on Aug 18, 2006, 11:55:33 AM
You don't have to dye your entire head. You could just give yourself red highlights, like Saffron from the band Republica.
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Post by: Sam on Aug 18, 2006, 12:36:22 PM
If you do that, don't forget to stand on the rooftops shouting out, "Baby I'm ready to go"
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 18, 2006, 05:32:08 PM
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
Don't fix it.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2006, 05:42:58 PM
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
So you won't even color it when it starts going teh gray?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 19, 2006, 12:32:50 AM
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Really? I like my hair color and never would care to dye it. >.< I must be broken!
Good for you. And no you are not broken...well apart from that whole Tom thing, but that's clearly a mental disorder. Not your fault.

And I can't wait for my hair to go grey, but then again....I am a guy. We tend not to be as concerned about stuff like that.  
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Post by: Sam on Aug 19, 2006, 01:33:37 AM
My facial hair is already noticably silvered.  Just another incentive to stay clean-shaven.
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Post by: joe on Aug 19, 2006, 02:19:59 AM
Silver Sam(urai)!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 19, 2006, 11:23:42 AM
It's all good until you start getting grey hair down there. Then you aere fucked. Say hello to viagra!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2006, 02:45:07 PM
Hey, does the original topic apply to red facial haired men?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2006, 04:53:29 PM
They fuck themselves.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 19, 2006, 05:23:41 PM
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They fuck themselves.
Quite accurate, then. <_<  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2006, 05:39:07 PM
Especially those cheeto-red ones.  They even end up with orange stuff on their hands.  Like when you eat cheetos.  Because cheetos leave stuff on your hands.  When you're eating them.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 20, 2006, 03:14:20 AM
I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!


THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 20, 2006, 10:26:24 AM
I didn't understand a word of that.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 20, 2006, 11:28:26 AM
Yeah, uh, habeeb's a dude.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 20, 2006, 01:58:19 PM
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I have a tiny spot on my beard where 3 gray hairs grow...of course i hsage it off consistently because it doesnt fit in with my NEW 23 YRE OLD IMAGE!


THATS RIGHT BITCHES 23! IM OUIT OH HERE AFTER THIS SO im actuslly kloweing my age from 24 to 23 and HABEEB IT! ITS ALEADY WORKING!
Faye?  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2006, 02:21:07 PM
Hey hey hey! I'm a graduated student, I don't get that wasted anymore. Hell, I hardly ever get drunk now.
AND even when I get drunk, I don't come here in the middle of the night and post nonsense, I just wait till the morning when I'm hangover and sometimes stilla  little drunk :P  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 26, 2006, 05:55:39 PM
I don't want my hair to get grey little by little - I want to wake up grey; same color as my eyes.  :)  No blonde, ever.  Totally wrong skin tone.  Can't do black either, dammit.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 26, 2006, 09:28:28 PM
I've contemplated dying my hair, just for the "HOLY SHIT!" looks I know I'd get.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 27, 2006, 01:12:46 AM
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I don't want my hair to get grey little by little - I want to wake up grey; same color as my eyes.  :)  No blonde, ever.  Totally wrong skin tone.  Can't do black either, dammit.
If I ever want to act out the Graduate, I think you'll be the first person I look up Bern.


"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Bernie?"
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Post by: IDE on Aug 27, 2006, 02:37:25 AM
HAHA IM WASTED!

IM STLL TEXTING WIT IS ONE CHICKM SHE"S HAMMERED BUT WERE NOT GONNA DO THAT THING...YA KNOW THAT TING>....SEX,...NOT TONIGHT ANYWAY
 
BUT SHE WILL BE MINE...OH YESSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 27, 2006, 09:47:08 AM
.....Somebody needs to keep him away from a keyboard when he gets drunk.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 27, 2006, 12:18:46 PM
Now I understand what you guys felt like when I used to do that before. So fucking annoying. I'm sorry people, I'm SORRY! :(  
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Post by: IDE on Aug 27, 2006, 11:40:40 PM
karmarific!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 28, 2006, 12:10:06 AM
What, like you guys can't handle drunk posting.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 28, 2006, 02:10:59 AM
I really can't handle drunk anything....unless it's Drunk "Staying the hell away from me." That's ok.  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 28, 2006, 09:25:11 AM
I can dig that too, Rama.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 28, 2006, 02:04:44 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/ide_logo.gif)
Violating the sanctity of your digital teetotaling since 2003
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2006, 04:33:24 PM
Drunk posting looks a lot like their regular posting to me.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 28, 2006, 04:57:40 PM
"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew."  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 28, 2006, 08:51:15 PM
"I gotta ask, what do you see in a guy like Roger?"
"He makes me Laugh."
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 28, 2006, 09:10:47 PM
I almost posted drunk once, I just never hit the post button.  I was going to ask "who the bitch with the huge fucking chin was" in Nuri's avatar.  Thanks to my mom watching CBS, I now know.  

I've been drunk and on AIM a'plenty though...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 28, 2006, 10:51:48 PM
Being drunk and on aim is even WORSE. That's dangerous.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 28, 2006, 11:04:18 PM
Not for me.  Most people have enough sense to know when I'm tanked and on the computer.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2006, 11:32:55 PM
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Being drunk and on aim is even WORSE. That's dangerous.
How is it even worse?  Do you give away secret Peruvian gvernment codes?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 28, 2006, 11:35:58 PM
Along with Peruvian A1 cocaine secret recipe.

Actually now that I think about it, I haven't been drunk on aim in a loooooooong time, so I don't remember what used to happen, but probably nothing good :P  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2006, 11:38:25 PM
Fiero, Rama, someone?  Who AIM'd with her drunk?  Tell me about it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 28, 2006, 11:50:10 PM
HAHA RAMA DID!
Funny times, and it happened more than once!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 29, 2006, 11:35:59 AM
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HAHA RAMA DID!
Funny times, and it happened more than once!
I think I did like once.  Have no recollection of it as I no recollection of much.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 29, 2006, 12:37:02 PM
No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 29, 2006, 01:11:03 PM
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 29, 2006, 04:27:46 PM
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Fiero, Rama, someone?  Who AIM'd with her drunk?  Tell me about it.
It was...Interesting. And then came the insistence that she made more sense drunk during it all. Which wasn't true at all.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 29, 2006, 06:12:01 PM
Insistence?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2006, 12:47:24 AM
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Insistence:

# continual and persistent demands
# imperativeness: the state of demanding notice or attention; "the insistence of their hunger"; "the press of business matters"
# the act of insisting on something; "insistence on grammatical correctness is a conservative position"
# forcing an attack through the parry.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2006, 12:48:36 AM
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
Why not?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2006, 08:18:41 AM
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Fiero, Rama, someone?  Who AIM'd with her drunk?  Tell me about it.
It was...Interesting. And then came the insistence that she made more sense drunk during it all. Which wasn't true at all.
hey i never said that!


(thanks Nuri)
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2006, 09:47:58 AM
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No , I haven't seen you online in forever! bitch did you block me!??!
I don't have a computer at home.
Why not?
I'm poor.
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Post by: Bernie on Aug 30, 2006, 12:05:45 PM
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If I ever want to act out the Graduate, I think you'll be the first person I look up Bern.

Awww... :) along with "Ernesto veers northward" and "Cool front heading through Texas", that's the nicest thing I've heard this week.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2006, 12:24:11 PM
Dude, I was just imagining an "Ernest goes to the North Pole" movie where he humorously attracts polar bears into attacking him and befriends penquins.  Hooray!
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Post by: IDE on Aug 30, 2006, 02:49:33 PM
I forgot Ernesto was a storm for a second and for a brief moment I thought that's she named her husband's penis.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2006, 11:28:05 PM
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I'm poor.
Where do you go online then?  Library, friend's, relative's, school?
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2006, 11:29:47 PM
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I'm poor.
Where do you go online then?  Library, friend's, relative's, school?
I just said at work you violent whore!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2006, 12:27:47 AM
And I've must've said a million times I have a very selective memory, dick!

Seriously, I don't remember things shit like that.  I meet people ALL the time and twenty minutes later, they come up and talk to me and my brain's all "who teh fuck are you"?  I only remember birthdays since the board does that for me.  (Except Bernie's being only two days away.)  I forget laundry, I forget food, sometimes I forget to eat and drink water.  I guarantee I will or have asked people on this board the same questions multiple times.

Where do you work that you're on at 11:30 pm?
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2006, 01:13:36 AM
I'm at my mom's house tonight, but that's unusual.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2006, 02:51:41 AM
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I'm poor.
I think we should start a club. Don't need a secret knock.... cause we couldn't afford a door.

Only reason I haven’t taken my computer out into the field and shot it is cause I can't afford a new one. And my laptop was made in 1994...it weighs more then a small child.




 
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Awww... smile.gif along with "Ernesto veers northward" and "Cool front heading through Texas", that's the nicest thing I've heard this week.

You are very welcome Bern. Let's just hope I can make it down to Houston sometime. *Wink* *Wink*  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2006, 01:08:21 PM
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..it weighs more then a small child.
Are you sure?  Kids are rather fat these days.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 31, 2006, 11:45:59 PM
Too true.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 01, 2006, 12:25:43 AM
A small fat child?  Or a small, not-particularly-fat one?
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Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2006, 01:21:24 AM
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..it weighs more then a small child.
Are you sure?  Kids are rather fat these days.
A Small Child.....Circa 1982.  
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Post by: Bernie on Sep 01, 2006, 01:35:02 PM
Ah, sweet flattery, but I know what you crave - ringside seats at my cousin's venue for the Rok'Em Sok'Em Midget Wrestling Tour! (http://halfpintbrawlers.com/site/layout.php)  ;)  
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Post by: Rama on Sep 02, 2006, 01:59:26 AM
Oh....

Hmmm. Decisions, Decisions. Can't we do both?