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Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 11:52:17 AM
14 unusual objects removed from men's rectums in emergency rooms:

1. Light bulb
2. Shampoo bottle
3. Rolled-up pr0n magazine
4. Onion
5. Ice pick
6. Baseball
7. Cattle horn
8. Razor
9. Pair of glasses
10. Jeweler's saw
11. Screwdriver
12. Billiard balls
13. Gun
14. Frozen pig's tail


 
Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 12:28:10 PM
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10. Jeweler's saw
 
Holy shit?  WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 01:06:22 PM
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6. Baseball
That explains the pitcher/catcher allusion.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 01:14:26 PM
rolled-up pr0n magazine? ewwww paper cuts>_<
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:01:08 PM
I wonder if there's any extra value to the magazine being a pr0n magazine or if any other magazine would have worked just as well.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 21, 2004, 02:21:35 PM
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14. Frozen pig's tail
this is the only one that makes sense.
Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:04:01 PM
Dunno why he just didn't pop some Ex-Lax & let it thaw.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:04:59 PM
Well, the least amount of no sense.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2004, 11:53:39 PM
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I wonder if there's any extra value to the magazine being a pr0n magazine or if any other magazine would have worked just as well.
Highlights!
Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 22, 2004, 08:45:20 AM
No, not the Goofus & Gallant Glory Hole issue!  :blink:  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 01:00:56 AM
Goofus just dives in!  Ouch!!
Gallant lubes and wears a condom.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 23, 2004, 08:19:17 AM
An Onion...and a cattle horn?
The hell you say!
Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2004, 08:32:41 AM
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Goofus just dives in! Ouch!!
Gallant lubes and wears a condom.

 :lol: !!!  Damn, how did I miss this yesterday?  The next free-range kid that annoys me at the dentist is going to get read aloud to from Highlights!  :P
 
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 24, 2004, 04:13:00 PM
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5. Ice pick
9. Pair of glasses
 
so that's where all the missing pairs of glasses go.

what the fuck?
Title: From the Gay Book of Lists
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 12:57:59 AM
At least the horn isn't attached at the time... or so I'm assuming.