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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Aug 04, 2006, 04:08:19 PM

Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 04, 2006, 04:08:19 PM: I don't know how many here care about Marvel comics, but everyone knows Storm. Now in the comics she's marrying the Black Panther... the only other real black super hero marvel has, because why? He can help her find her family.

This has just pissed me off! They turned a strong female X-man and perhaps the best known black super hero, and turned her into a whore. The love between the two is fucked up two. I could understand if they had a fling in the 1970s, or even just a passing glance before, but their entire romance has been retconned in six comics before the wedding!

I say boo to marvel, and fuck a Black Panther, the fucking black pajama wearing homo. Wolverine + Storm 4 life!
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: joe on Aug 04, 2006, 04:15:21 PM: I read this, and it was really fucking hokey, especially how it tied in to Civil War.

I always get the impression that Marvel is trying their damnedest to make Black Panther matter, but he just doesn't. He's crap.

Luke Cage is infinitely superior. As is Blade.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 04, 2006, 04:19:22 PM: What do you mean Wolverine and Storm? I thought he was in love with the red-haired girl
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: joe on Aug 04, 2006, 04:22:04 PM: He's been known to play the field.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 04, 2006, 04:37:08 PM: Wolverine only wants Jean because he has a hangup on his dead wife, but frankly Wolverine fucks everyone. I think Storm and Wolverine just work. But I agree Joe, no one likes or cares about the Black Panther. I don't even wanna see the Avengers 2 now since it'll be all about his dumbass.

Bishop > All, except he's like Storm's Grandkid, and I don't think he wants to pull a fry.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2006, 04:56:24 PM: Wow, that'd be nuts. Cable should fuck Cyclops, too. Have they said Scott's gay yet, or is he dead and gay?
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 04, 2006, 05:32:47 PM: Scott is bangin the white Queen, confirming he's the biggest player in the Marvel Universe.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2006, 05:41:40 PM: Quote
Scott is bangin the white Queen, confirming he's the biggest player in the Marvel Universe.
Oh snap, I forgot. He still sucks though. Of course, it'd be good to suck on that. I thought he died awhile back, or was that just in the gayest x-men movie ever?
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 04, 2006, 05:44:10 PM: I didn't know Wolverine had an ex wife!
Has he ever banged Rogue?
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Guest on Aug 04, 2006, 05:49:03 PM: O_o This entire thread screams Mallrats.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Aug 04, 2006, 07:24:15 PM: Quote
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Scott is bangin the white Queen, confirming he's the biggest player in the Marvel Universe.
Oh snap, I forgot. He still sucks though. Of course, it'd be good to suck on that. I thought he died awhile back, or was that just in the gayest x-men movie ever?
(http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20060605cyclops.png)
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: joe on Aug 04, 2006, 08:44:28 PM: I honest-to-God laughed out loud when I read that comic. Good work, Rampage of Beast Wars fame.

Hell, even Patriot of the Young Avengers is cooler than Black Panther, and he's pretty lame himself.

But you know who's even worse than Black Panther? Falcon.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 04, 2006, 10:57:33 PM: I'd shoot Redwing and eat that bird in front of him.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2006, 02:01:47 AM: Quote
I honest-to-God laughed out loud when I read that comic. Good work, Rampage of Beast Wars fame.

Hell, even Patriot of the Young Avengers is cooler than Black Panther, and he's pretty lame himself.

But you know who's even worse than Black Panther? Falcon.
Yeah, his Ultimate Form was even more useless, and they based the nightmare saga/ extinction on him.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2006, 03:21:39 AM: I haven't really been following or paying attention to comics, but what I hate about this the most is just that they're gonna marry her off to what basically amounts to the other black person in the room. I'd be just as annoyed no matter the ethnicities involved here. Here's two Mexicans, let's marry them off and put them on the ark. Faggity gaggity.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Rama on Aug 05, 2006, 08:07:37 AM: I was thinking the same thing....It's like they took all the other black chracters in the Marvel Universe and just threw a dart and whatever one that hits is the one she'd marry and didn't even consider NOT marrying her off to one someone that may not have the same color or skin as she does. And what the fuck happened to Forge? I've been out of comics for awhile.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2006, 08:37:56 AM: You're right, where IS his colored ass? He was with Storm.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2006, 12:10:56 PM: Quote
I was thinking the same thing....It's like they took all the other black chracters in the Marvel Universe and just threw a dart and whatever one that hits is the one she'd marry and didn't even consider NOT marrying her off to one someone that may not have the same color or skin as she does. And what the fuck happened to Forge? I've been out of comics for awhile.
Especially since the only other married black character... is married to a white woman. There's no other black women, either. WEAK!

And Forge vanished in lieu of... whoever they're promoting right now. I hope Black Panther X Storm will vanish like Psylocke and Thunderbird III. Worst superhero ever!
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: joe on Aug 05, 2006, 01:29:44 PM: There's at least one other black female. I think her name's Photon. But man, she had an afro and shit. Hahaha.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2006, 02:03:07 PM: http://www.blacksuperhero.com/exhibits2.cfm (http://www.blacksuperhero.com/exhibits2.cfm)

I stopped counting, but I noticed one chick was puertorican, ftw?
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2006, 02:06:16 PM: Man-Ape... hehehehe...
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2006, 01:26:27 AM: Poor guy, I forgot all about War Machine. I liked him in the animated Iron Man series.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: joe on Aug 06, 2006, 03:09:36 AM: There are actually quite a few black characters, just not many prominent ones. I forgot about Sasquatch from the Exiles, she's a black chick. Well, when she's not in her Sasquatch form anyway.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Rama on Aug 06, 2006, 09:02:16 AM: You know it's good they put "black" in front of guys names like "Black Lighting" and "Black Goliath." I mean how else will I know if they are black of not.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 06, 2006, 12:36:10 PM: I guess Bishop is filipino... kinda makes sense, though the cop stuff with him is just gettin strange.
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 10, 2006, 08:26:05 PM: I remember when Emma did the ol' mind switch with Storm and Sebastian Shaw did her. God dog, was Storm pissed when she got her body back. :P
Title: Storm turned into an African House Frau?
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2006, 10:27:43 PM: "It's still in there! UGH!"