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Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 03, 2006, 10:56:15 PM
http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ug.../poll/poll.html (http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ugly_dog/poll/poll.html)


Don't tell me Munchkin and Ellwood are not the cutest things EVER. Peewee has a place in my heart too!
Title: AWWW
Post by: B E C K on Aug 04, 2006, 02:25:36 AM
Hmmm, /ugly_dog/?  I'd rather not.
Title: AWWW
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Aug 04, 2006, 03:19:33 AM
What the fuck? Most of those dogs are pretty normal-looking. Did they just put Elvis in because he's a bulldog? Fucking racists I tell ya!

And Sam isn't even on there. Instant fail. Where did they pull these dogs from?
Title: AWWW
Post by: joe on Aug 04, 2006, 03:31:54 AM
Helbling?

Look at the way their tongues hang out. Those things are the canine equivalent of Corky. Nah-nah-nah-nah life goes on!
Title: AWWW
Post by: B E C K on Aug 04, 2006, 03:47:26 AM
:lol:  Boo!
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 04, 2006, 09:15:46 AM
Haha that was wrong!
I think all those dogs are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
If Sam is that super ugly dog that was famous like a year ago, he died.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2006, 09:36:12 AM
Munchkin is fucking awesome and I will sell my soul to the us government to have him.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 04, 2006, 04:15:46 PM
Word.
I wonder what kind of dog she/he is
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2006, 04:54:19 PM
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Word.
I wonder what kind of dog she/he is
I tried doing a search for munchkin the dog, but it just gave me fucking chihahuas.
Title: AWWW
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2006, 03:35:44 AM
Ha ha!  Half of those dogs look like the cast of Gremlins.  Seriously, they ain't ugly enough.  What a joke.  Half of them would be disqualified is someone just fucking combed them.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2006, 09:20:26 AM
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Ha ha!  Half of those dogs look like the cast of Gremlins.  Seriously, they ain't ugly enough.  What a joke.  Half of them would be disqualified is someone just fucking combed them.
You've broken my heart for the last time, nuriko, and I shall not stand for it again.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 05, 2006, 03:55:01 PM
Same here. How dare you not call those dogs ugly! their hopes and expectations are in this contest
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2006, 04:10:08 PM
http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ug...es/puzzles.html (http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ugly_dog/puzzles/puzzles.html)

FAYE, click on puzzles and look at Munchkin.  He's buttiful.
Title: AWWW
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2006, 01:27:52 AM
But they aren't ugly enough.  Let's see one disfigured by a chemical accident or one with a horn.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 06, 2006, 02:14:41 PM
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http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ug...es/puzzles.html (http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ugly_dog/puzzles/puzzles.html)

FAYE, click on puzzles and look at Munchkin.  He's buttiful.
OMG HE'S SO CUTE!
he's like a little bundle of looove!
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 06, 2006, 02:23:45 PM
Yeah, the other ones are kind of cute too.  I really would like to have that dog now.  My roomate has this awesome fat dog, it's fucking huge, and it's awesome.  No pictures though, sad.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 06, 2006, 02:27:33 PM
Yeah I still wonder what kind of breed he/she is! it's just so CUTE!
my friend has 2 pug puppies, they are sooooo cute
Title: AWWW
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 09, 2006, 10:22:57 AM
This guy is really cute. His missing eye doesn't really stop that:
(http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ugly_dog/poll/gallery/poll05_100.jpg)

In fact I think he'd look totally cute with a spiffy eye patch.
Title: AWWW
Post by: Sam on Aug 09, 2006, 10:38:49 AM
I am neither on that list nor am I dead.

 
Title: AWWW
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 09, 2006, 10:46:49 AM
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This guy is really cute. His missing eye doesn't really stop that:
(http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/ugly_dog/poll/gallery/poll05_100.jpg)

In fact I think he'd look totally cute with a spiffy eye patch.
I totally didn't notice his eye was missing!
Title: AWWW
Post by: B E C K on Aug 10, 2006, 02:43:23 AM
Are they serious?  Missing an eye doesn't automatically make the dog ugly.  Where are the standards here!?
Title: AWWW
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 11, 2006, 02:55:46 PM
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I wonder what kind of dog she/he is

I'm betting on an affenpinscher (http://www.akc.org/breeds/affenpinscher/index.cfm) mix.  They're affectionately called "monkey-face dogs".  :P

They usually have an AmStaf (http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/americanstaffordshire.htm) in the semi-finals, which annoys me because I adore Staffies & APBTs. :wub:  The only threat of injury I've ever personally received from a pit bull is severe whomping from a wagging tail.  
Title: AWWW
Post by: Fiero on Aug 11, 2006, 04:14:11 PM
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I wonder what kind of dog she/he is

I'm betting on an affenpinscher (http://www.akc.org/breeds/affenpinscher/index.cfm) mix.  They're affectionately called "monkey-face dogs".  :P

They usually have an AmStaf (http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/americanstaffordshire.htm) in the semi-finals, which annoys me because I adore Staffies & APBTs. :wub:  The only threat of injury I've ever personally received from a pit bull is severe whomping from a wagging tail.
Those tails are as strong as the rest of them, and there tongue lashings can be pretty bad too.