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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Jul 28, 2006, 12:41:23 PM

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 28, 2006, 12:41:23 PM

....this is why:

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After more than 60 years, the oldest theater in Houston is still going strong. However there is speculation that the landlord, Weingarten Realty Investors may be tearing that, and more, down to make the way for condos, a multi-level garage and a big Barnes and Noble bookstore.

If the developers don't stop, it could make national news since the theater is located in the second oldest operating shopping/entertainment center in the US - gorgeous Art Deco construction for 3 blocks.  But this is typical Houston.  Nuri & Merla, have you been to the Majestic in SA?  Its twin was here, built 5 years earlier in 1923 by the same architect.  Torn down, of course. :angry:  Considering I was completed in 1961, I try not to stand still too long in public.  There might be a wrecking ball aimed at my head and a realtor running up to stick a lease sign in my twitching corpse.

The petition has 15,000 signatures since Saturday.   If the cameras show up at any protests, I'll write "HI NURI!" on the back of my sign & wave it.  :P
 

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: B E C K on Jul 28, 2006, 10:40:47 PM

That's fucked up.  Trading in priceless historic value for condos and a fucking overpriced Barnes and Noble....

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Rama on Jul 29, 2006, 05:07:45 AM

They want to tear down a theater...that is done in art deco style. Do they wish to destroy all the Rama holds dear?  To destroy one of the vestiges of cinemas golden era, to wipe any memory of a movie houses of old before the time of cold efficient cow line viewing platforms with overpriced concessions. Indeed these are foul dastardly depraved deviants.

Batman: Now my good chum...Developers are still people, even if they are misguided and soulless.

I know Batman, but they get me so steamed.


Reminds me of our local Theater. It was a nice little one screen set up, built in the 50s, and was still operating in the 80s. It was the place of a lot of my first movie experience, and now they've gutted and use it as a show room to sell memory foam mattress. BAH! When I'm rich, I'm going to buy the place and restore and make it one of those dollar theaters that show out of date movies. We don't have one of those and I think it'd do well here.

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 29, 2006, 09:01:14 AM

HERESY! INFIDELS! Relics of the past must be demolished for the Tacky, commercialistic technopolis future that awaits!
...Wait....A Barnes and Nobles? Fuck that.

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 12:08:38 AM

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Nuri & Merla, have you been to the Majestic in SA?

Never answered that.  Ha ha.  Yes.  Only once in the recent years though.  Never knew it had a dead twin.  Now it's just like my uncle Gilbert.

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Sam on Jul 31, 2006, 09:51:44 AM

Gilberts brother was torn down because he was decrpit and unprofitable?

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Merla on Jul 31, 2006, 02:50:38 PM

He was stillborne with the umbillical cord wrapped around his neck.  I don't think Uncle Gilbert has ever gotten over the loss of his twin.  The guy is so messed up.  He's in his 40s and has never worked a day in his life.  My grandfather refused to throw him out because it would upset my grandma.  Now granfather is no longer with us and Uncle Gilbert has become my aunt's problem.  My aunt, a retired social worker, also lives at the house.  (Uncle David, the unemployed, educated bum with a BBA also lives there as well.)  I don't know what's going to happen to him when my aunt dies.  

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Rama on Jul 31, 2006, 03:18:35 PM

Maybe he killed his twin in the womb and feel guilty.  

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: IDE on Jul 31, 2006, 04:05:42 PM

go team venture

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2006, 08:05:07 PM

Gilbert's mom also had one of the best death in cinema history.  Exertion from being too fat to ascent a set of stairs...  Bravo.

It certainly beat Big Mac's death in 'My Girl' by the whole fucking ballpark.  

Title: If you see me on CNN in front of a bulldozer....
Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 10:05:35 PM

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go team venture

 :lol:!!!  It's so inappropriate to laugh, but I must.


Merla, I can't believe you typed all that out.