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Title: Who has orange nipples?
Post by: Merla on Jul 22, 2006, 08:11:35 PM: This has been bothering me all day since last night. I was reading about Darwin’s controversial and little known theory of sexual selection. According to this theory man has developed ethic trait differences due to sexual selection. For example if your parents are brown-eyed brunettes or if you were reared in a community of brown-eyed brunettes you are more likely to seek out and mate with a brown-eyed brunette people because that is what you consider beautiful. Over time a community will come to resemble itself whether it is they all have a certain skin color, height, nose shape, eye-color, ECT. This is known as the founder effect. Those genes become the ones to dominate and that is what gives the human ethic groups their differences.

The author then writes “Just as some birds of paradise ended up with yellow plumes and yellow hair and others with black plumes, so some human populations ended up with yellow hair and others with black hair, some with blue eyes and others with green eyes, some with orange nipples and others with brown nipples.” My question is just who the hell has orange nipples!?!? Has anyone ever seen orange nipples? Does anyone have them? What ethic group is this? I thought nipples were either some shade of pink or brown. I expect IDE to have the answers.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 22, 2006, 09:57:50 PM: Well of course that after a time, a community is going to start having the same traits, if they get together with one another!

Hmmm just because Darwin said that, that doesn't mean it's true, you know.
And about orange nipples, the poor guy was so old he probably confused colors. Who has brown nipples anyways! There's only one color of nipples!
Actually two if you count pink and beige.
You know, nowadays there are many people arguing that the "Origins of species" is not always right, for example his intermediate-phase fossils theory (fossils that of course haven't yet been discovered). I even wrote a paper about this and read the book( I was, after all, a genetics minor).

In other words, maybe when Darwin saw "orange nipples" he was a lil drunk or a lil old:-p or maybe he was talking about monkeys:-D
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Post by: Merla on Jul 22, 2006, 10:23:59 PM: No, no, no. I'm sorry I didn't properly explain. It wasn't Darwin that was talking about the orange nipples. The book I am currently reading is The Third Chimpanzee. It is about the human spieces and how in short time we have changed from just animals to world conquerors. The author is Jared Diamond and he is the one talking about the orange nipples.

Brown nipples do exist! I've seen them in the locker room.

Sexual Selection theory has nothing to do with Natural selection theory (Origin of Species). Natural selection states that only the fittest (strongest, fastest, smartest, ECT.) survive. Sexual selection states that traits that have no obvious survival value play a role in securing mates. For examples the manes of lions and the tails of peacocks. Why do some men prefer blonds? Blond hair is useless in the struggle for survival.

I believe Darwin's natural selection theory. I haven't formed an opinion on sexual selection theory. This is the first I heard of it. Never came up in any of college biology class.

If anyone has not yet read Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel, I highly recomend it, BTW.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 12:52:36 AM: Quote
Who has orange nipples?, seriously

This has been bothering me all day since last night
I found that unintentionally funny.

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Brown nipples do exist! I've seen them in the locker room.
Pervert!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 12:55:02 AM: Quote
Who has brown nipples anyways!
My mom. Ha! Take that, pinky!
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Post by: joe on Jul 23, 2006, 01:56:32 AM: All Irish women have orange nipples.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 23, 2006, 02:14:20 AM: Quote
No, no, no. I'm sorry I didn't properly explain. It wasn't Darwin that was talking about the orange nipples. The book I am currently reading is The Third Chimpanzee. It is about the human spieces and how in short time we have changed from just animals to world conquerors. The author is Jared Diamond and he is the one talking about the orange nipples.

Brown nipples do exist! I've seen them in the locker room.

Sexual Selection theory has nothing to do with Natural selection theory (Origin of Species). Natural selection states that only the fittest (strongest, fastest, smartest, ECT.) survive. Sexual selection states that traits that have no obvious survival value play a role in securing mates. For examples the manes of lions and the tails of peacocks. Why do some men prefer blonds? Blond hair is useless in the struggle for survival.

I believe Darwin's natural selection theory. I haven't formed an opinion on sexual selection theory. This is the first I heard of it. Never came up in any of college biology class.

If anyone has not yet read Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel, I highly recomend it, BTW.
Yeah but then think about what the "sexual selection theory" will mean in the future. If you think about it, we , in a "couple of years" or more(hundreds and hundreds of years...or maybe less, who cares, it won't affect us), will end up looking like what nowadays are called the "aliens". Have you thought about that before? We would look androgenous, i.e. Michael Jackson
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 23, 2006, 02:15:19 AM: Ehm I forgot to add, men don't prefer blonds. Unless they want to fuck a cheaper blow-up doll.

edit: i said cheaper cause blondes are dumb.(vox populi en facto)
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2006, 03:48:23 AM: o.o

Were you spying on me?! *hides*
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jul 23, 2006, 04:51:53 AM: I bet she has orange nipples:
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Post by: joe on Jul 23, 2006, 11:17:18 AM: Nope, ruby red.
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 23, 2006, 11:54:53 AM: http://kosten.henryks.lv/images/nipple_orange.jpg (http://kosten.henryks.lv/images/nipple_orange.jpg)
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 05:37:30 PM: OKay, I let part of that load before I decided to pass. I'm planning to eat dinner soon dammit. Was there an alien coming out of that nipple or what?
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Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 23, 2006, 07:00:30 PM: No, it was just a nipple with an orange slice around it.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 10:10:54 PM: Ha ha. As it was loading I began to see a nipple with tentacles and I panicked. :lol: I thought it was gonna be some medical monstrousity like my aunt's gigantor back-cyst.
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Post by: Sam on Jul 24, 2006, 09:33:18 AM: Mine are bright purple.
Title: Who has orange nipples?
Post by: Merla on Jul 24, 2006, 02:22:21 PM: Quote
Mine are bright purple.
Dude shut-up! :P

Where the hell is IDE?!?!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 24, 2006, 06:15:15 PM: My money's on one of his hook-ups drugging him and stealing his kidneys.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 24, 2006, 09:37:38 PM: Bald Bouncer Convention?
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 24, 2006, 10:14:49 PM: Also a possibility. Maybe they had a booth at Comic Con.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2006, 12:30:53 AM: I just had an image of a guy dressed up as Green Lantern with a Wonder Woman Cosplayer on his arm stopping to look at the booth and then 14 guys, all of which sound exactly like Andrew Dice Clay, telling them to get lost cause they aren’t on the list.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 25, 2006, 01:09:38 PM: I think we all know it's that he is grounded by Mommy and Daddy.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 25, 2006, 04:22:19 PM: Quote
My question is just who the hell has orange nipples!?!? Has anyone ever seen orange nipples? Does anyone have them? What ethic group is this? I thought nipples were either some shade of pink or brown. I expect IDE to have the answers.
Ahh the elusive (but deadly) orange nipple. It was a hot summer night in '02 when I caught one unawares...it smashed my left index and middle finger to a pulp when I attempted to touch it before vanishing into the night.

My advise is to proceed with caution.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2006, 10:02:48 PM: Orange Nipple, I choose you!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 28, 2006, 12:00:42 PM: Quote
All Irish women have orange nipples.

Not the redheads. That would so clash.
Title: Who has orange nipples?
Post by: Merla on Jul 31, 2006, 03:38:38 PM: Quote

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All Irish women have orange nipples.

Not the redheads. That would so clash.
Ah man I was hoping it was the redheads and my question would be answered.

**beats IDE** What bloody use are you man?

Hey where the dude that bedded the 200 hundred women. Maybe he knows.

I really don't want to write to the author and ask him. <_<
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Post by: IDE on Jul 31, 2006, 03:48:46 PM: ouch!

fine! I have sent you a pm containing the only photographic evidence of an orange nipple ever recorded.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2006, 08:01:46 PM: I remember a poll back in the day, in Beast Mayhem, in which Merla revealed that she had 'peps'.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 10:02:06 PM: Peps? FTW?

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Hey where the dude that bedded the 200 hundred women. Maybe he knows.

I really don't want to write to the author and ask him. <_<
Ha ha, Lynch. You want his e-mail? "Dear Travis, I am doing a scientific study on the elusive orange nipple. It is a vital part of my research!" Tar har. Seriously, you should try writing the author.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2006, 10:04:27 PM: Quote
Peps? FTW?

Pepperoni nipples.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 10:14:06 PM: EW!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 31, 2006, 10:31:26 PM: You mean like the color of peperonni or what?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2006, 10:32:57 PM: I dunno. I didn't dumpster-dive for details, but it's most likely a size issue.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 31, 2006, 10:36:04 PM: silver dollars
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 11:51:40 PM: Not that I've seen them or anything, but I don't think that sounds right. Wires probably got crossed, tits hotwired, whatever.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 01, 2006, 08:52:43 PM: No sir, I remember being horrified, then delighted by the humor, upon reading such a detail. Where's Blanktoe? Surely he remembers this!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2006, 12:06:12 AM: Half of what Merla types gets lost in translation with her actual meaning. But yes, let us be finding the Blanktoe.
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Post by: Magic Empress Merla on Aug 02, 2006, 07:37:32 AM: Blood hell! What are you ppl talking about?!? Zero you are sadly mistaken. :blink:
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2006, 09:30:06 AM: Blood Hell! Blood Hell! Blood Hell!!
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Post by: Rama on Aug 02, 2006, 11:33:02 AM: I don't remember that. Course most of my Mayhem days are a blur nowdays. I remember that "Thrust toy" was kinda a running joke for awhile....and that "Norm!" thing from the chat.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2006, 06:30:41 PM: You can only get the truth out of her by being exceedingly delicate. Like this:

MERLA, DO YOU HAVE "PEPPERONI NIPPLES"? BY THIS IT IS MEANT, DO YOU HAVE NIPPLES WHICH HAVE THE OUTWARD APPEARANCE OF SLICES OF PEPPERONI AS ARE FOUND ON YOUR TYPICAL PIZZA?

And now we wait.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2006, 09:00:23 PM: My eyes are blind, as my ears would be deaf!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 02, 2006, 10:15:54 PM: HAH.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 03, 2006, 09:56:45 AM: You know I'm getting pretty hungry with all this talk about pepperoni.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 03, 2006, 12:17:17 PM: I demand photographic proof.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 03, 2006, 08:15:26 PM: How can someone have nipples the size of pepperoni? Maybe women that are breast-feeding...then that would make sense. Merla, do you, or have you ever breastfeeded? :joe:
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 03, 2006, 11:00:16 PM: which pepperoni? Lunchmeat pepperoni or pizza pepperoni? Cuz mine are a lil smaller than pizza size.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 04, 2006, 02:26:58 AM: Quote
How can someone have nipples the size of pepperoni? Maybe women that are breast-feeding...then that would make sense. Merla, do you, or have you ever breastfeeded? :joe:
If she did, it wasn't no baby. :x
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 04, 2006, 09:18:05 AM: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe she should go Jerry Springer and enlighten us all.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2006, 03:24:27 AM: I just saw her come to my board today. Why didn't she answer this? Don't ignore us!!
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Post by: IDE on Aug 17, 2006, 06:15:09 PM: Aereola...Aereeeeoooollllla
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2006, 12:51:04 AM: I bet she's completely forgotten about this.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 20, 2006, 01:59:00 PM: Okay, so she accidentally flashed me yesterday and they aren't peps. At least not ol' lefty.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2006, 02:24:36 PM: No one can "accidentally flash" someone else. She wanted you to see 'em boobs!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 20, 2006, 07:47:03 PM: :lol: It was an accident. Dude, you weren't there.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2006, 11:36:25 PM: indeed ;)
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2006, 03:05:52 AM: Now I see why you're being accused of incest.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 22, 2006, 10:41:13 AM: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thanks god I've never seen my sister's boobs. Well she doesn't have any to start with.