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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jul 16, 2006, 09:31:18 PM
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I dont know if you guys knew already but Transformers: the movie is coming out on 2007. No cartoons, with real people and "machines"
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Love....Transformers? Who would that be? Hyuck. I'm almost certain we all knew, but thanx for thinking of us.
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A Transformer Movie........you don't say?
And I half got excited for it when I saw the preview with Pirates. Then that large "A Michael Bay Film" came on the screen and that was over fast.
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You're a year late, chica. Every TF fan and their mother knows about the 2007 Movie....And All I can say is:
"YES! YES! FUCKING HELL YES!!!"
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damnit lol and here I thought I was the first one who knew about it!
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There's going to be a movie?
Oh god, is it live action? I smell bigger bomb than the one that took out Nagasaki.
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Yes and staring a human cast of thousands. I hope there is enough screen time left over to actually show a Transformer.
The cast for Transformers should read like the cast listing for the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There were only like 10 people in that flick. (Which I just saw the other night thanks to IFC......and I don't know what the fuss was about. It wasn't that great.)
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This movie has me really worried. Other than Bay's hand in it, Spielberg loves to screw shit up these days...
Shia LeBeauf as Spike? Yuck city.
Yellow General Grevious with Bumblebee's head? Gay.
Bumblebee as a Corvette? Meh.
Optimus Prime as a black truck with red flames? Still a rumor, still gay.
John Voight and Tyrese Gibson? Weak.
Ludacris as a Decepticon (rumored to be Soundwave)? Beyond Fire Island.
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If we don't get at least one dancing like Voltron on Robot Chicken by the time I have to pee, I'm demanding my money back. :angry:
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No, but we are rumored to get an iPod and Xbox360 that sprout legs and run off at the end... *sigh*
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I don't care about Transformers btu I think this movie is going to rock my shit. Shia is pure gold and everything about it looks 10 shades of awesome. I just can't believe Trannies are complaining about aspects of this movie when the franchise doesn't deserve anything more than the Super Mario Bros. movie.
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No, but we are rumored to get an iPod and Xbox360 that sprout legs and run off at the end... *sigh*
That sounds absolutely fucking retarded and I will have Michael Bay eat my hat if that happens
Perhaps you shouldn't believe every rumor you hear.
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damnit lol and here I thought I was the first one who knew about it!
Shit then we'd better go tell Michael Bay that his name is in this new teaser so he can know to start making the movie!!
I'm just joshin' ya :P
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No, but we are rumored to get an iPod and Xbox360 that sprout legs and run off at the end... *sigh*
Ha ha, comedy gold AND shameless product promotion. We better get that ee-ee-EE-ii-ee transforming noise to go with it. Then the fag-pod can queue up "My Humps". Then roll credits. Michael Bay, you sly fox.
Hey, he's a producer on a remake of "The Hitcher". Why can't new shit be regurgitated? Is it so hard to make a new slash-em thriller what-not with an angry hitchhiker. At least if it's good, we can talk about how they ripped off "The HItcher". Now that it'll inevitiably be bad, we have to talk about how dumb it was they remade "The Hitcher".
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Then the fag-pod can queue up "My Humps".
Or "Feel Good Inc". Then it can dance in silhouette.
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aDam, I thought that Tanuki had semen on his shorts. Then I noticed the acorn outline. --Merla
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All I know is Peter Cullen will be doing Prime. That seals the deal for me seeing it.
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Note. That was me. Yarr.
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It didn't seal it for me, but it did add a chell in the pro column...which balances out Bernie Mack being attached to this film in the Con column.
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He'll be playing a used Car salesman so I highly doubt he'll have a big role. Now all they need is Frank Welker or David Kaye to play Megatron...Though I'd love to have Gary CHalk in there as a voice for some Autobot.
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Dude, the gag-pod can totally chill with Bernie Mac at the end of the film! Then the x-box can chase him around the room, and Bernie can be all "Bernie Mac, roll out!". And everyone will laugh. Queue credits. This movie gets better and better.
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Riots in the streets. All I'm saying.
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Eh....I'm tired of Kaye. No more Kaye. Either give me Welker or find someone new, but no more Kaye.
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Fucking dimestore gobots... gimme a new Wonder Woman film. :)
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aDam, I thought that Tanuki had semen on his shorts. Then I noticed the acorn outline. --Merla
Well they are renouned for having large genitals...
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No, but we are rumored to get an iPod and Xbox360 that sprout legs and run off at the end... *sigh*
I still think it should've been an original Xbox. That thing would turn into a robot big enough to kick Unicron's ass.
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aDam, I thought that Tanuki had semen on his shorts. Then I noticed the acorn outline. --Merla
Well they are renouned for having large genitals...
That one's looking like he got the short end of the stick.
heh heh
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I read somewhere that Welker's auditioning for the movie, and that the jury's still out. But given his history with the franchise, his status as the go-to voice guy in Hollywood, willingness to do stuff far beneath that status, and the fact that pure nostalgia is driving this film, I'd say it's his if he wants it.
This movie MUST go for the thirty- and twentysomething guy who grew up watching weekday afternoon cartoons, and the vast majority of these guys aren't the Transnerds we hate from the online domain. The designs have to be contemporary but easily recognizeable, and the voices need to echo the old series. From what I've seen and heard, that's the aim.
And fuck a Kaye and Chalk. Call 'em when they decide to do a Beast Wars movie.
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This movie's gonna piss me off, and make everyone else I know happy. Fucking transformers.
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Yikes he still lives!
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The question everybody wonders is, Fiero, are you still a virgin?
Come on, enlighten us!
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What the hell? Who's wondering that? Really.
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I do for a second, but that's only because I always misread "Veganism" in his board title.
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I didn't think that for a second.
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FIERO'S ALIVE? But I thought I killed him!! Dammit! Baseball bats just aren't as effect a blunt force weapon anymore!!!
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That what you get for using a wooden bat, Emmy.
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Goddamnit, I am still a virgin, somehow. I've been around far too many drunken 15 year old girls lately for me to still be a virgin. Time to go cry myself to sleep.
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You fag.
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Goddamnit, I am still a virgin, somehow. I've been around far too many drunken 15 year old girls lately for me to still be a virgin. Time to go cry myself to sleep.
You have to go talk with Doug about that, then.He'll give you good advice.
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I was under the impression he wanted to lose his virginity, not become a registered sex offender.
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at least you're still young enough to experience highschool sex
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I was under the impression he wanted to lose his virginity, not become a registered sex offender.
:lol: :lol:
I wonder if you live near him and you search the sex offender list on internet, would you find his name/pic there?? hmmm
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My ex was a virgin at 21. Lots of fun customizing him. ;) He wasn't ugly or anything - his best friend swore to me that he was scared half to death of getting an STD, and that came from a health class they had in freshman year. The teacher described old methods of treating clap like stretching the penis out on a block and hitting it the entire length with a wooden mallet to break open the pustules in the urethra, them inserting a red-hot wire to cauterize them. Completely squicked him out. :lol:
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Seems like you're missing out on something when you wait that long...
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Herpes? An illegitimate child?
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My ex was a virgin at 21. Lots of fun customizing him. ;) He wasn't ugly or anything - his best friend swore to me that he was scared half to death of getting an STD, and that came from a health class they had in freshman year. The teacher described old methods of treating clap like stretching the penis out on a block and hitting it the entire length with a wooden mallet to break open the pustules in the urethra, them inserting a red-hot wire to cauterize them. Completely squicked him out. :lol:
I speak for every man in the entire world....
OH MY GOD!!!
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*hides from vagina*
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I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.
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So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??
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So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??
I used to. I don't care know. Hey, come to Dallas. j/k, or am I?
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So wait, you want your first time to be with a virgin??
I used to. I don't care know. Hey, come to Dallas. j/k, or am I?
Yeah, that was me fuck.
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Haha funny cause I was actually gonna go to Dallas to work at OXY. I don't think I'm going there anymore!( I would like to be closer to the ocean)
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Also: further away from Fiero
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I just moved to the 'west village' 'highland park' area with one of my buddies. It's weird walking around there, because everyone else is fucking loaded, and we're two barely making any money 20 somethings with dead end jobs. IT's kind of depressing, and now fayes not coming so i'm even more depressed.
SAD!
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Fiero should order a Fleshlight.
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I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.
No, it doesn't.
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Yeah I agree. What would be pathetic would be just going to the bar to find a girl to fuck and throw away the next the day and you didn't even have any feelings for her whatsoever. And you just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your life.
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Yeah I agree. What would be pathetic would be just going to the bar to find a girl to fuck and throw away the next the day and you didn't even have any feelings for her whatsoever. And you just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your life.
IDE! Where's IDE?
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I just haven't found the right woman who thinks I'm the right man. That sounds pathetic. Christ.
No, it doesn't.
There's nothing wrong with that.
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Here I am!
(but I have feelings for every single girl I throw away)
You should lose your virginity to a childhood friend IMO not someone you're involved with but someone who you've known since like 2nd grade and were always close with...that's how I did it anyways...though she doesn't know that she took my virginity to this very day.
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Yeah I agree. What would be pathetic would be just going to the bar to find a girl to fuck and throw away the next the day and you didn't even have any feelings for her whatsoever. And you just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your life.
That's the frat boy life.
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Well that would explain why I don't have much respect for the frat boy. That and it seems their other life's quest is to get plastered till they can't remember what they did or where they did it. And what's sad is they are the privileged that will one day be leaders in this country. The politicians, the doctors, the Lawyers, and the CEOs. And they'll have learned none of the values or gone through any of hardship that forge good leaders.
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The only thing they are good at is on being in a circle jerk.
I'm sure that in the future, more non-frat men will realize that giving good positions to frat guys is useless, so hopefully they'll be barred from good positions soon.
I have to say I've never met a man that is in a good position in a company that was in a frat in their college years. So that's a good start.
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I know of one...
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Was he in a frat or only in the Skulls and bones organization? because that would be different.
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Well, I geuss I just feel pathetic. Me so howny, hand love me long time.
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Was he in a frat or only in the Skulls and bones organization? because that would be different.
He was in Delta Kappa Epsilon. And Skull and Bones would fall under the secret society label I think.
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Yeah, like the Stonecutters.
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I am a Phi Alpha Theta and a recruit for the Freemasons.
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The notions some people have about fraternities without having ever been in one are pretty ridiculous. Basically you go to some parties while making friends and connections along the way. This is called networking and is pretty much universally reccomended for most professions regardless of whether you go greek in college...*insert anal sex joke here*
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Yeah, there is alot of ass spanking, and teabagging, and other homoerotic behavior which the country runs on.
I wish women would rule us all. It would be a glorious thing.
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We already do. Women have men by the ballzzzz
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Not in Saudi Arabia.
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That's cause they are fucking retarded.
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Funny, the glass ceiling looked more or less in tact to me.
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I think the Freemasons have another 50 years of life left in them. There just isn't enough younger people wanting to get in compared to their huge numbers in the last 100 years or so. Hell the local Masonic lodge had to rent out their bottom floor to a law firm just to keep their building. (Which would be sad since it has Masonic symbols all over it.)
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The masons are another waste of time. I know of these two guys that are in there and they are compleete tools haha
Fuck all these secret organizations. They are teh gay
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Who are these freemasons? Is that anything like the freemen? That white Separatist, anti-US goverment group?
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I am a Phi Alpha Theta and a recruit for the Freemasons.
Okay. I just now saw this. So I assume the freemasons are some kind group like the Knights of Columbus or the Shriners.
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I think the Freemasons have another 50 years of life left in them. There just isn't enough younger people wanting to get in compared to their huge numbers in the last 100 years or so. Hell the local Masonic lodge had to rent out their bottom floor to a law firm just to keep their building. (Which would be sad since it has Masonic symbols all over it.)
I'm joining with a bunch of other 'youngsters'.
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It doesn't matter. There aren’t enough younger people joining to offset the number that are dying off due to old age. It's sort of like an endangered species.... If more are being killed then are born then the species will die out, and that's what's going to happen to the Masons. I do think it'll hold on longer in England...might make it another 75-100 years there, but on a whole the writing is on the wall. Like my father was a mason, and I could pull some strings and get in, but I have no desire to do so. And that's the attitude of a lot of guys my age. I'd say 1/4 of son of Masons will join up....and in another generation it'll be more like 1/8.
But fret not, there are many other secret societies coming up that'll take its place.
Oh and here you go Merla:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry)
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For being a secret society, I always felt I should've found the Freemasons interesting, but I don't. Whether it's a presentation in my speech class or a show on cable. Even that wiki article was putting me to sleep. Can someone sum up why I should care in three sentences or less? I want the Cliffnotes version.
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They are just a bunch of guys who drink beer and debate with each other. They get blamed to being alot of things which they arent, but basically they aren't the Stone Cutters from the Simpsons... except for the drinking and eating ribs.
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Oh. No wonder they bore me.
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Yeah nothing really sinister about them. Just a bunch of old white guys sitting around shooting the breeze. I think a lot of the mystic feelings are gone cause there really aren’t any secrets anymore. They are a secret society without any secrets. The mystery is always more appealing then the facts.
Now The Bilderberg Group....those are the guys you gotta watch. They invite repeorters to their conferences and yet there has never been a report about them. Not even the CIA could get the media to shut up. I'm scared of any group that can.
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Yeah nothing really sinister about them. Just a bunch of old white guys sitting around shooting the breeze.
Never heard of Prince Hall, eh? Or the Japanese hatred of Freemasons before WWII?
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No I hadn't.... So I looked it up. But really it's still a mostly male white group, despite that. It was founded by White Men of Privilege (at least it's modern form where it doesn't even matter if you're actually a mason or not.) and that's pretty much what it has stayed through most of it's history. And generally in Pre-WW2 Japan.... They hated anything that wasn't from Japan.
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You guys are scaring me. Of course, I'm more scared of the people who are out in the open and 'testing' missiles at countries.