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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Max Con on Jul 15, 2006, 06:45:19 PM

Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 15, 2006, 06:45:19 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jul 15, 2006, 07:16:37 PM
were duz swirlfing cum frum
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 15, 2006, 07:21:41 PM
randomimage.us before it turned into shit.


Before that?


God only knows!
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: IDE on Jul 16, 2006, 12:47:14 AM
Are you going to canada?
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 01:01:40 AM
Yes.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 16, 2006, 01:05:19 AM
That doesn't count. Canada is the fucking same as the US. Now go to Mexico and we can talk.
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 01:08:07 AM
Why would I go to Mexico? That's like moving from a suburb to the ghetto on purpose.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 16, 2006, 09:14:18 AM
If you go to Los Angeles it would count as if you are going to Mexico.
Now if you go to Miami, that would count as Cuba or Puerto Rico(Puerto Rico also works with New York)
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 16, 2006, 09:42:50 AM
Find me a Wing Saber, Tap-Tap!
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 01:49:23 PM
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If you go to Los Angeles it would count as if you are going to Mexico.
Now if you go to Miami, that would count as Cuba or Puerto Rico(Puerto Rico also works with New York)
Hmm.

I suppose you could say that since I'm going to Toronto it's the same as going to Pakistan.

They're absolutely flooded there!
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: IDE on Jul 16, 2006, 02:36:19 PM
I'm going to canada some time in august
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 16, 2006, 06:25:45 PM
Why are you going to Canada?
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 07:42:51 PM
A girl.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 16, 2006, 08:11:14 PM
Are you going to eat her?
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 08:24:59 PM
In more ways than one!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 16, 2006, 09:43:37 PM
If it's not with salt and a side of steamed veggies, I'm not interested.  Are you going alone?
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 16, 2006, 11:50:43 PM
Yeah, I'm going solo.

I went back in December, and every possible thing that could go wrong, did. The only thing that could have happened that didn't was that the plane didn't ignite in flames.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 12:22:41 AM
Ah, so a wing fell off.  Did they strip you?  How old are you again anyway?  I don't know why I assumed you were younger, but then again I'm bad at accounting for the passage of time.  It's been, what, about seven years since I've had the Sphere.  Sheesh.
Title: I leave the country on Tuesday.
Post by: Max Con on Jul 17, 2006, 01:26:55 AM
I'm 18 in three days.


heh heh
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 17, 2006, 11:28:16 AM
LEGALITY!
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Post by: Rama on Jul 17, 2006, 12:07:18 PM
So that means you where 11 when the Sphere first started.


Man if that don't make you feel old, I don't know what will.
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 17, 2006, 01:20:59 PM
Yeah. I staggered into here at the ripe old age of 12.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 17, 2006, 03:09:56 PM
Even Bitch beat him to legality.  :lol:  
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 17, 2006, 03:12:06 PM
Three months isn't much!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 09:12:49 PM
The baby of Sphere is all growed up.  It just happens so fast.... *sniffle*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 17, 2006, 09:34:38 PM
Last time I heard about his age, he was 14, for fuck's sake. Am I that old? damnit, damnit, damnit.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 09:55:10 PM
Yes, you are.
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Post by: Max Con on Jul 18, 2006, 05:56:42 AM
I just had the wettest, muggiest 4 hours of sleep in the history of the world. I think my shower was less damp.



Anyway, I'm out of here in an hour.
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Post by: Sam on Jul 18, 2006, 10:14:53 AM
There there, It's called "nocturnal emission" and it's nothing to be ashamed about.  It just means you're growing up.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 18, 2006, 10:28:45 AM
I hope his AC was simply on the fritz.  Da-yam.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 18, 2006, 11:21:10 AM
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There there, It's called "nocturnal emission" and it's nothing to be ashamed about.  It just means you're growing up.
 :lol:  :lol: I thought the same thing!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 18, 2006, 04:11:24 PM
Get the rubber sheets!  :o  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 19, 2006, 05:40:21 AM
The cure for nocturnal emissions is jerking off more when you're awake.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 19, 2006, 11:12:45 AM
Sounds good to me.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 19, 2006, 10:34:23 PM
I need to to sleep some times.
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Post by: Macks Khan on Jul 21, 2006, 11:00:04 AM
You're all terrible.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 21, 2006, 12:43:46 PM
I'm not!  I said AC.  AC!  BTW congrats on your newfound legality.
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Post by: Macks Khan on Jul 21, 2006, 02:14:39 PM
I plan on abusing it!


Nah, not AC. It was just really humid that night.

And now I'm in an area where it's humid 24/7. shiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Post by: Guest on Jul 21, 2006, 06:43:58 PM
**cries**

I remember when the wee lad was 11 years old.  In those days he would bug the shit out me on AIM.  God I am old sea hag. -Merla
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 12:11:45 AM
Why did I hear that in an Eastern European accent?
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Post by: Rama on Jul 22, 2006, 03:09:35 AM
I don't know. There wasn't a single refrence to a bear.  
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 06:19:52 PM
"God, I am old sea hag!"  Say it!  Say it in a Natasha-type voice, as in from "Rocky and Bullwinkle".  It's funny.
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Post by: Merla on Jul 22, 2006, 08:14:33 PM
I was actually saying it in a scottish accent.  
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 12:43:43 AM
Of the three most important Scotsmen I know-- Scrooge McDuck, Desmond from Lost, and the fat one from Catscratch-- none of them speak like that.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 23, 2006, 03:05:25 AM
Well it can't be Scot.... Not a single reference to a Pub.  
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 05:31:44 PM
She couldn't even fake it with bagpipes and fog.
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Post by: Max Con on Aug 23, 2006, 09:17:03 PM
back
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2006, 09:33:34 PM
How many people felt you up in the airport?  "Ah yes, 18 year old boy."
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 23, 2006, 09:46:00 PM
18 Year Old Boy with Hair to rival that of any Grunge band. And Twice as thick. Seriously.
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Post by: Max Con on Aug 24, 2006, 01:35:02 AM
I cut that mop off about 13 months ago. I miss it, but it was a pain in the ass just to comb.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 24, 2006, 08:28:53 AM
HA HA!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2006, 01:55:06 PM
Rat's nest?  That's why I've had short hair for so long now.  Long hair sure is purty, but what a bitch to manage.  Especially in 100 degree type heat.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 24, 2006, 06:58:41 PM
My Friend Bilbo's hair is down to about the middle of his shoulder blades. I have nick named him "Red Sonja", but more commonly, I say "Yeah, okay, Conan." This year, for a joke, I'm buying him a girls hair Scrunchie so as to keep his hair in the ponytail he usually does it up in.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 24, 2006, 08:13:00 PM
My hair is looong and a little thick, so its a BITCH to take care of it. Maybe I should just get all dycke-y and shave it all off
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Post by: Less Than Zero on Aug 24, 2006, 08:48:10 PM
According to his Myspace page, the fat kid got married.  LOLz0rz.
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Post by: Less Than Zero on Aug 24, 2006, 08:49:50 PM
Also, in my absence, I've grown a beard.  I'd post a pic, but I'm it's kinda hard to from a cellphone in a hotel.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 25, 2006, 01:44:21 AM
I try to keep my hair short cause it's just so thick that it's hard to even comb when it's thick and full. When it's like that I have to comb it when wet.... If I wait till it's dry it does whatever the fuck it wants. So I keep so short that I don't have to comb it, in a hairstyle I call the 543. Because those are the 3 blade length attachments you use on an electric clipper to get that effect. When I go in to get it cut I literally point at the top of my head and say "5" then lower "4" and finally just above the ears "3".

Course I normally don't get to the hair place on a regular schedule, I also don't shave on any regular schedule so I usually wear a combination of anywhere from a 3 O'clock shadow (I'm never clean shaven completely) with very short cropped hair to a Grizzly Adams meets Luke Perry look.
 
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Post by: IDE on Aug 25, 2006, 02:30:57 AM
I like to shave it all off and then make a big cardboard gun to strap on my arm.

Seriously though I told one of the new guys at work that I was coming to our bar saturday and he asked "Are you 21?"  

*sniff*

Nicest thing another guy has ever said to me.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2006, 11:48:13 AM
At the orientation for my new job last week, the girl sitting next to me thought I was 18.  :D
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2006, 11:51:47 AM
And who's "the fat kid"?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 27, 2006, 12:16:51 PM
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At the orientation for my new job last week, the girl sitting next to me thought I was 18.  :D
nice! Don't you love it? People that don't know me think I'm younger, cause I look younger. Shit, in Singapore some waiter asked me hoqw old I was. I said 22, and he said he thought it was 16 but I was too tall for that age :P
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2006, 01:05:15 PM
Yeah, except it used to be 16.  She added two years. :angry:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 27, 2006, 01:20:28 PM
LOL well you are 2 years older than me, and now everybody think im 16, so 18 for you is good!
It's funny, because when I was 15 everybody thought I was 18, and now is the exact opposite
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 27, 2006, 02:01:38 PM
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And who's "the fat kid"?
That's what Zero calls Maxcon in their sitcom, airing this Fall on the 'CW, Fridays at 9.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2006, 04:30:59 PM
So does it aim for blacks or not?  Where's his myspace?