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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jul 13, 2006, 12:19:00 AM

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jul 13, 2006, 12:19:00 AM

:blink: Google Santorum. Rick Santorum is the idiot Senator from Penn. who is going to lose because he's a jackass. Google his last name.

 

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Rama on Jul 13, 2006, 02:12:53 AM

Pass.  

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 13, 2006, 05:23:09 AM

Who the hell doesn't know what Santorum is? Read Savage Love or urban dictionary it.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: IDE on Jul 13, 2006, 08:45:10 AM

I didn't know what it was...well I knew what it was...but I didn't know it had a name.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jul 13, 2006, 12:52:41 PM

Niether did I... x.x

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 13, 2006, 03:01:08 PM

That's because it didn't:

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Read Savage Love or urban dictionary it.

I always thought santorum sounded like an old Roman restroom or something having to do with the sewage system.  I guess 'cause of the "san" part reminding me of "sanitary".

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 14, 2006, 08:45:19 AM

Rick Santorum and a sewage system are very logical connections.   :P  

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 16, 2006, 06:58:34 PM

And I'm not making a joke either.

"Where is Julius Casear?"
"Why, in the santorum."
"Oh how I love the modern miracles of our great Roman plumbling!"
"Shall we go bath with some young boys?"
"But of course!"

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 17, 2006, 11:26:48 AM

Vladimir Putin and Rick Santorum?

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 09:10:11 PM

Nay, good sir, but their Roman descendants.  Note the architecture.  Note the togas and homoerotic vase art.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 17, 2006, 09:33:13 PM

toga toga toga!

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 18, 2006, 04:13:20 PM

Putin/Santorum homoerotic art.  And I thought "Piss Jesus" was icky.   :x  

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 18, 2006, 06:13:01 PM

Who wants to be petted like a little kitten?

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 18, 2006, 10:40:07 PM

....me.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 19, 2006, 10:49:38 AM

You might be a bit old for Vladdie, Tom.  ;)  

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 19, 2006, 11:12:10 AM

In Soviet Russia kitten pets you.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 19, 2006, 10:33:49 PM

I could wander onto /b/ and find a shota doujin and paste Putin's head on the dude raping the boy... but I won't. Just keep in mind I could have. It wouldn't be worth it.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 19, 2006, 10:59:24 PM

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Shut-up.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 19, 2006, 11:01:27 PM

:)

I DIDN'T THOUGH! That has to be worth something.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: B E C K on Jul 20, 2006, 12:24:20 AM

Not as much as you think.

Title: Santorum.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 20, 2006, 11:37:33 AM

Enough for a Klondike bar?