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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:24:12 PM

Title: Yugi's ready for that big fishtank in the sky.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:24:12 PM: He's lying down on the bottom of his tank. Only a matter of time now... Goodbye little fishie.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 19, 2004, 11:29:04 PM: Ah, poor fishy . . . is Yugi a beta or something else?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:33:04 PM: He's my beta. Never did remember when exactly I got him. It's about his time to go through. I think I'll get a little urn with some sand and put the body in there like this lady that runs the local pet column in the newspaper mentioned. I don't want to flush him and I certainly don't want to bury him at this house.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 20, 2004, 12:44:21 AM: I'm so sorry, Nuri. At least you took care of him (I hope! My sis let her betta bowl get gross to the point where you could smell it coming down the hallway, and wondered why the hell the thing died. I cleaned the bowl a few times just because I felt sorry for it.) and he was happy and he made you happy.

I can just picture those assholes across the street digging up Yugi and showing him to you.

Asshole: We have your fish.
Nuri: Why did you steal my dead fish?
Asshole: Because it's the closest we'd ever get to getting any.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 20, 2004, 08:22:13 AM: That little thing made me laugh rather well. Except for the last two lines. Just the part that said 'We have your fish' it made me think of aliens taking over the world by stealing peoples dead fish to control their mind. Fucking aliens.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 20, 2004, 09:16:13 AM: STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THINGS DYING!! *teh cry* You're going to make me depressed before class...and Music Appreciation is hard enough to pay attention to.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 10:52:45 AM: This has really become Nuriko's Death message board.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2004, 12:05:31 PM: Quote
He's my beta. Never did remember when exactly I got him. It's about his time to go through. I think I'll get a little urn with some sand and put the body in there like this lady that runs the local pet column in the newspaper mentioned. I don't want to flush him and I certainly don't want to bury him at this house.
how long do they live?
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 02:11:46 PM: Anywhere from 2 months to 2 years.

Says the store I bought my beta food at, anyhow.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2004, 02:41:29 PM: I'm with Chelsey on this one. Any mor eof this crap and I'm gonna die. Then what will any of you fucking do, huh? Your lives will be god damn naught.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 20, 2004, 10:50:47 PM: Actually we'll probally just make a thread about how our pet dinosaur died and then other people'll go 'Ahh, poor dino. Ur # Winner."
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 09:07:34 AM: Put him in a pot & plant basil over him, like Isabella did with the head of her lover Lorenzo. :)

Pot Head (http://www.gardenguides.com/articles/isabella.htm)
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 10:13:35 AM: Quote
I'm with Chelsey on this one. Any mor eof this crap and I'm gonna die. Then what will any of you fucking do, huh? Your lives will be god damn naught.
Unless you make a post announcing your demise I doubt we'll ever know
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 10:20:03 AM: Quote
Put him in a pot & plant basil over him, like Isabella did with the head of her lover Lorenzo. :)

Pot Head (http://www.gardenguides.com/articles/isabella.htm)
that woman is nutsss
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 10:47:43 AM: oooo, Kary will like that!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 02:12:54 PM: After a year you guys might start wondering about me. But you're right, Rumble, you'd never really fucking know. I tend to frequent the board like every day for about three months at a time and then completely disappear for nine or ten. I've been keeping this pattern for five shit bitch years now.......... :unsure: i wonder if it ever annoys anyone.....
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:17:11 PM: Meh, no matter where we go, somehow we all seem to end up back here one way or another
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 02:18:28 PM: Here, here. Drink to that, mein bruder.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:24:46 PM: Don't speak German to me, you filthy yank
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:35:28 PM: You can speak German to him, but only if it's sexual.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:37:43 PM: I don't think the German language allows for sexy talk, unless you count barking orders as foreplay
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:39:23 PM: Belive me, I do.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:48:57 PM: Well that's why you're a little bitch
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Post by: Merla on Sep 21, 2004, 02:49:27 PM: I am sad to report that my beloved fish nephew has gone to that big fishtank in the sky. ;_; I will miss him puffing up at me. I am glad he had a nice long life for a fish of his kind.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:59:18 PM: You should get some red parrots now.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:02:35 PM: Will they fit in the fish bowl?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:14:20 PM: Schweinhund
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 03:15:26 PM: No Megs, I don't think pigdogs will fit in a fish bowl either
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:16:15 PM: Stimmt das.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:21:18 PM: Quote
No Megs, I don't think pigdogs will fit in a fish bowl either

:lol:
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 03:48:33 PM: Well, a little parrot will, but no, buy a big tank and get parrots, you'll love yourself for it. I gaurantee it.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:50:14 PM: But be prepared - some parrots live to be 90. You can get out of a marriage easier than parrot-keeping.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 03:52:37 PM: These red parrots are fish.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 04:05:48 PM: Shhh!! You're deviating from the surreal aspect of birds & pigdogs in glass bowls! <_<

Besides, Nuri would like them better if called blood parrots....
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 04:11:47 PM: So do you have to put snorkels on these birds?
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 21, 2004, 04:30:31 PM: You could get a saltwater tank with a guard dogfish.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2004, 12:02:40 AM: Quote
Anywhere from 2 months to 2 years.

Says the store I bought my beta food at, anyhow.
Yeah 2 months... if you kill it! Yugi lived for about three years, maybe longer.

I really want to get something else for that corner (where the empty tank is) so it's not lonely. I want something with a relatively short lifespan and preferably non-mammal. No birds either. Don't know what yet. Chances are I'll just buy another beta.

So anyway, yeah, Yugi's in the freezer until I find a permanent resting spot for the body. I'm fighting temptation to bread him and eat him, thus inheriting his soul and all of his powers.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 22, 2004, 03:49:37 AM: Quote

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Anywhere from 2 months to 2 years.

Says the store I bought my beta food at, anyhow.
Yeah 2 months... if you kill it! Yugi lived for about three years, maybe longer.

I really want to get something else for that corner (where the empty tank is) so it's not lonely. I want something with a relatively short lifespan and preferably non-mammal. No birds either. Don't know what yet. Chances are I'll just buy another beta.

2 words, dear: SEA MONKEYS!!
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 22, 2004, 07:33:47 AM: Oh my.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 22, 2004, 08:30:48 AM: CHIAS!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 12:58:06 AM: Sea monkeys? Why don't I just spinkle some dirt in the aquarium and play pretend?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 11:11:26 AM: because u cant teach the dirt how to do magic tricks or play baseball :D
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2004, 12:47:52 PM: Or wear little crowns. That's the best part.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 23, 2004, 11:17:19 PM: No, you have to add the special white mix for that to happen.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 01:02:04 AM: Quote
because u cant teach the dirt how to do magic tricks or play baseball :D
I can if I play pretend.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 25, 2004, 07:21:09 AM: You can teach dirt to play dead though, it's good at that
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 26, 2004, 02:16:56 AM: Nuri, I think you'd look pretty hot with gills. You might become the version of Kevin Costner that I would actually feel comfortable with being attracted to.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 26, 2004, 07:55:24 AM: Quote
No, you have to add the special white mix for that to happen.
You're a dirty, dirty, dirty little girl.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 26, 2004, 11:22:27 AM: And it's all thanks to television and internet.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 26, 2004, 03:57:11 PM: Atleast with sea-monkeys, it takes a few extra months before you notice they're all dead.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 26, 2004, 04:25:23 PM: Does that explain LJSs Popcorn Shrimp?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 12:33:22 AM: Quote
Nuri, I think you'd look pretty hot with gills. You might become the version of Kevin Costner that I would actually feel comfortable with being attracted to.
With gils? :blink:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 11:45:29 AM: That beats all hell out of being a Furry. :P
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 28, 2004, 12:25:48 AM: You refferenced earlier eating your fish to absorb his powers.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:39:48 AM: Yeah but I wanted something pretty like fins or scales.... or the ability to fly.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 29, 2004, 12:44:54 AM: You could get a Jesus lizard. They're pretty and have fins around their necks.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:47:53 AM: And I could make it die for my sins! :lol:
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 29, 2004, 12:50:58 AM: Well, they get their nicknames for running fast enough to skim over water. There have, however, been rumors of said water turning into wine, but since the only sources are drunk fish, no one's really believed it. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:52:31 AM: If you can't trust a drunk fish, WHO can you trust?
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 12:59:11 AM: Bob Dole?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 01:16:51 AM: You must mean Norm MacDonald as Bob Dole.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 10:08:29 AM: There is a real Bob Dole?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 29, 2004, 02:52:46 PM: I'd rather have Dana Carvey as Bush Sr.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 03:00:17 PM: Norm is funnier. Too bad he can't make a sitcom stick.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 29, 2004, 07:59:05 PM: Bruce Springsteen?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 10:33:08 PM: I liked Norm on Weekend Update. Colin Quinn was so meh.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 08:18:45 AM: Colin sucked. The only reason I watch tough crowd is for the other comedians.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 30, 2004, 11:10:40 PM: Colin would have been great if he could get a joke out without bumbling all over it. Poor guy, I have the same problem... when I'm drunk.

Jane and Dan were the best WU hosts though.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 11:57:41 PM: They were second to Norm. GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 01:13:33 AM: Quote
Colin sucked. The only reason I watch tough crowd is for the other comedians.
I think he's funny on Tough Crowd. There, his constant stumbling doesn't ruin most of the jokes. On a news skit where the humor is suppose to be delivered straight, it ruins everything.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 01, 2004, 02:07:06 AM: I agree.

Now make me the first mod.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 02:37:59 AM: If you want to be a mod, you need to go through the mod initiation. ::hands him a large squash:: I wish you luck, sir.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 01, 2004, 08:00:47 AM: He has to eat a squash? Sign me up.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 01, 2004, 12:28:19 PM: Ooh! A nice big knobby winter squash?

*pulls up chair to watch*
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 11:56:13 PM: Quote
He has to eat a squash? Sign me up.
Ye~ah....

...but not with his mouth.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 01, 2004, 11:57:05 PM: I already sodomized the squash.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 12:06:21 AM: B-but... you weren't issued an invitation to partake in the initiation. Besides it doesn't count if you just do it for fun.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 02, 2004, 12:18:11 AM: Who said I wanted gain? It's just all squishy and seedy inside.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 12:18:52 AM: Well okay. Good for you.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 02, 2004, 12:19:45 AM: It is good, toasted squash seeds?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 01:01:55 AM: I wouldn't know.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 02, 2004, 09:13:39 AM: Goatse!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 02, 2004, 09:36:38 AM: Whatever happened to the Goatse?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 02, 2004, 11:07:36 AM: Soccer moms got him taken off.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 02, 2004, 07:48:00 PM: Damn, they probably didn't mind the giver, though.
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Post by: The D on Oct 02, 2004, 10:18:58 PM: ttp://www.goat.cx

should still work.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 03, 2004, 09:55:53 AM: Soccer Moms? (http://www.frostylips.com/xxx/tb/soccer_moms.htm)
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 03, 2004, 11:17:12 AM: Doug, your link didn't work.

Fiero, your link will give me nightmares.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 03, 2004, 11:32:18 AM: Quote
Soccer Moms? (http://www.frostylips.com/xxx/tb/soccer_moms.htm)
MILFs are wonderful. I can't wait till Kary reaches 30, then I'll feel like a dirty old man, violating a soccer Mom XD
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 01:13:26 AM: You *will* be a dirty old man.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 10:49:13 AM: I know ^_^
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Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 10:09:16 PM: Quote
Doug, your link didn't work.
I purposefully took off the h in http so that the board wouldn't automatically make it a link.

Happy now? (http://www.goat.cx/)

I keep on forgetting what MILF means. :unsure:
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2004, 11:14:17 PM: That giver's gonna make me go gay.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 08, 2007, 10:55:11 PM: A couple of weekends ago, I bought my mom a gardenia and I buried Yugi under it when I planted it in the front yard. Poor guy was probably in my freezer almost as long as he was alive.
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Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2007, 12:49:07 AM: Better to be a fish stick than a mutant freak about to be devoured by zealots.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2007, 01:14:28 AM: Mutant freak? This isn't the Hills Have Eyes topic.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 09, 2007, 07:30:51 PM: Quote
A couple of weekends ago, I bought my mom a gardenia and I buried Yugi under it when I planted it in the front yard. Poor guy was probably in my freezer almost as long as he was alive.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that's so sad but so funny at the same time! Congrats Nuri, it's the first time I laugh in like weeks.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 10, 2007, 06:24:39 AM: Laughing adds wrinkles.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2007, 04:03:56 PM: Shh! SHHHHH!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2007, 08:37:51 PM: not in my beautiful face. i'm going to be pretty forever. it's science.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 11, 2007, 07:00:07 AM: Mad science!!!!!!

Igor bring me the abnormal brain for Miss Faye.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2007, 11:21:03 AM: "For" or "of"?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 11, 2007, 07:30:37 PM: Quote
Mad science!!!!!!

Igor bring me the abnormal brain for Miss Faye.
are you implying that i'm not going to be forever beautiful?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2007, 08:20:18 AM: I'm not implying...I'm saying that is true. Unless you can get you some blood of virgins, to bath in. Just keep them away from IDE. That's why even though he is 23 he looks like he is 30.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 12, 2007, 09:10:36 AM: He's actually 130.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2007, 12:10:11 PM: Did you cut him in half and count his rings?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 12, 2007, 12:47:40 PM: Quote
Unless you can get you some blood of virgins, to bath in.

But then she'll get walled up with just a little vent hole for food. How will we know what Johnny Depp's up to then :( ?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2007, 12:49:08 PM: Someone could sneak her a issue of People or The Star from time to time I guess.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 13, 2007, 06:31:05 AM: Quote
I'm not implying...I'm saying that is true. Unless you can get you some blood of virgins, to bath in. Just keep them away from IDE. That's why even though he is 23 he looks like he is 30.
that's only cause you guys believe in all the shit he says. i don't believe in aaaanything that comes out of his fingers/mouth/ass.

And just to reassure you, yes, I'm going to be gorgeous forever. and ever.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 13, 2007, 11:55:33 AM: I believe about 90% of what he says. Not cause I want to live vicariously through him, but because I've known guys like him. Its not hard t believe he'd bag as many chick as he does if you take into account where he finds them. He picks them up at bars. Places where girls with low esteem go to make themselves feel better about themselves. Add to that too much booze cause they all want to be just like Paris, Lindsay, or the latest party girl and you have an easy target. Most guys could do it and a lot of them do. I also believe he could pass for 23. I'm 27, but I bet if I told someone that didn't know me I was 20 they wouldn't question it, especially if I shaved off my beard. I just don't see the point in doing something like that.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2007, 01:00:37 PM: Yeah, I can still pass for a high school student. Lying about age isn't so hard as long as you aren't the older brother on Blossom or somethin'.
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Post by: Bernie on Apr 13, 2007, 01:07:45 PM: People tend to underguess or else everyone's drunk all the time because I constantly get assumptions of being in my early 30's. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2007, 01:56:49 PM: Quote
Did you cut him in half and count his rings?
I was gonna cut off his penis and count the rings but he wouldn't permit that so he gave me a leg instead.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 13, 2007, 02:54:59 PM: I'm sure counting the rings in the former would have been hard to do while dressed in a Haz-mat suit.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 13, 2007, 07:44:00 PM: Quote
I believe about 90% of what he says. Not cause I want to live vicariously through him, but because I've known guys like him. Its not hard t believe he'd bag as many chick as he does if you take into account where he finds them. He picks them up at bars. Places where girls with low esteem go to make themselves feel better about themselves. Add to that too much booze cause they all want to be just like Paris, Lindsay, or the latest party girl and you have an easy target. Most guys could do it and a lot of them do. I also believe he could pass for 23. I'm 27, but I bet if I told someone that didn't know me I was 20 they wouldn't question it, especially if I shaved off my beard. I just don't see the point in doing something like that.
you are 27?? DAAAAMNN i thought you were 23! or something! maybe im just too tired
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Post by: Rama on Apr 13, 2007, 09:29:54 PM: Jan 11th 1980. I'm actually closing in 27 1/2.