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Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2006, 02:42:24 PM

Is the pedophile market so goddamn huge?   There's nothing cute or amusing about kids singing fucking "Pump It".

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 01, 2006, 03:50:11 PM

Well according to the makers of 'Kidz Bop', apparently children "LOVE" to hear other kids "sing".  Combine that factor with all of today's most popular song titles, neutered for content, so you KNOW it's safe for l'il Johnny Fucktard and you've brewed a success!

Seriously, when I was a boy, I felt embarassed for other kids who had to sing...not to mention that children singing in unison reminded me of nothing more than "Another Brick in the Wall"...  Hah...I'd like to see a Kidz Bop version of "The Wall"...I'd L0LZ0RZ.

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Karmarose on Jul 01, 2006, 06:55:52 PM

Kidz Bop? "The Wall"? In the same sentence! Blasphemy!

I HATE Kidz Bop, destroying music with kids that can't even keep the harmony! The only thing worse than that is the gospel-singing kids one! The SAME DAMN MUSIC every time!!!

*smashes things*

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2006, 08:43:15 PM

Even when I was a kid I hated hearing other kids sing.  It was like the song was a person being born but was aborted, with the bloody grotesque fetus running around as if nothing had ever happened.

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Karmarose on Jul 01, 2006, 10:34:06 PM

You know, I never thought of it that way but that's a really interesting way to describe that horrible feeling I get when I see those commercials. *hugs Nuri*
 
Thanks for the thought! ^-^  

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 01, 2006, 11:54:50 PM

I'm never going to see a kidz bop commerical now without thinking of a semi alive animated aborted fetus.
Thanks Nuri. You give gifts that keep on giving.

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Rama on Jul 02, 2006, 11:09:25 PM

Just out of curiosity...did Kids Bop ever cover "Milkshake" by Kelis?

And think of how much extra money Kelly Clarkson is making off Kids Bop alone. Everytime those commericals come on it's a cover of her lastest song playing in the background it seems.  

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2006, 11:55:17 PM

I wonder if the Kidz Bop kids ever did "Baby Got Back"?

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jul 03, 2006, 02:13:12 AM

Prision Sex by Tool would be great... or King Missile's detatchable penis.

Classics of audio.

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Rama on Jul 03, 2006, 01:04:41 PM

I had forgot all about Detatchable Penis, till you just mentioned it.  

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jul 03, 2006, 01:07:03 PM

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetachable peeeeeeeeeenis.

Title: Why the hell is Kidz Bop successful?
Post by: Rama on Jul 03, 2006, 01:08:38 PM

And then he finds it and a street side vendor is selling it.....Classic.