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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Lynch on Jun 11, 2006, 01:56:23 PM

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Lynch on Jun 11, 2006, 01:56:23 PM

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9664/homecomputer6by.jpg)

So which one of you seven richest kings of Spain can afford such a marvel of modern technology?

I hear it can even hook up to a thing called the internet.

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: IDE on Jun 11, 2006, 03:04:56 PM

Bouncing here and there and everywhere! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL0V2AJYIcY&feature=PlayList&p=0AE16950F9A3D142&index=3)

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Rama on Jun 12, 2006, 12:32:33 AM

You could look at pr0n and steer the ship into port with that thing.  

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Sam on Jun 12, 2006, 09:12:47 AM

I'm building a new computer.  I think I'll have to put a big steering wheel on it now.

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Dagurasu on Jun 12, 2006, 01:05:08 PM

Fail. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/computer.asp)

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Sam on Jun 12, 2006, 02:19:32 PM

Fuck that, I'm still putting a steering wheel on my new computer.

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Merla on Jun 13, 2006, 01:12:02 PM

Blimey Land!!

Avast! Right toward Starboard!

Handsomely now, me hearties!  

ahahhahahhaha!!!

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: IDE on Jun 13, 2006, 02:43:41 PM

I'd download music on the thing while wearing an eye patch.

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: tomduo on Jun 13, 2006, 09:00:44 PM

It would make mixing incredible.

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jun 13, 2006, 11:16:36 PM

IN THE YEAR 2004 CRASHING YOUR COMPUTER = DROWNING OMG

Title: In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
Post by: Lynch on Jun 15, 2006, 12:25:29 AM

It needs a horn.

That way you know when it finishes downloading a page on a 14 K connection.