The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Jun 05, 2006, 11:35:40 PM
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I'm writing(right NOW) my last paper as an undergraduate student, and I can't keep writing! senioritis at its best, people. I feel like I can't bullshit anymore. The worst thing is that it is supposed to be about the US government and stuff :'(
On the good side, I have to give this paper to the teacher tomorrow, and then I'm done forever bitches! TIME TO DRINK LIKE A MOTHAFUCKAAA! :bernie: :faye:
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I havn't been able to do that for about six months now. I don't call it writers block cause I'm still creating and coming up with plots, and twists and characters..but I just don't seem to be able to sit down and write it out.
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I didn't know Faye did anything but drink.
The fact she knows how to do a paper surprise me.
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how the fuck do you know or not know what I do? who are you? God?
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Nah....
I'm Jesus flipping Christ.
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Sounds like you picked a pretty good time to be unable to BS anymore. Better with 1 day of it needed left than with ayear of it left or for you to keep wanting to BS years after graduatign!
Me... I got sick of University in my 3rd of 5 years. The 5th was particularly unbeareable.
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I don't want to imagine. Last time I got burnt out, all I freaking had to do was draw shit.
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Ah common on Faye. All papers are just a bunch of bullshit thrown together telling the professor what he wants to hear.
The 5th year is the worse.
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I know , but see, when I finish this paper, I'm gonna be soooooo sad cause it's my last paper as an undergraduate! So it's a no win situation
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I thought you were done by now. I guess it wasn't due in the morning. Will you have any further school after this?
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Haha well it's done in my mind(supposed to be 14 pages, I've done 9 pages) but now Ive realized I MIGHT need to do another paper for another class, but it would be only 2 pages.
Yeah after my last class today, I have 3 more classes on thursday and then im DONE :(
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Your last day of classes are in June?!? What is up with that?
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Summer graduate.
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fuck that shit.
Drexel instead of having 2 semesters, has 3 terms, of 3 months each. so the spring term ends this friday.
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bizzare
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Very... I have to graduate in Winter. :(
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DONEEE! IM DONEEEE! I FINISHED MY LAST PAPER(which btw i still dont know if i needed to do it, but did it anyways)
drinking times shall commence now!
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Eh, I'll drink to that. MAS TEQUILA!
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Congratulations.
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*Eats a penguin in celebration*
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O_O;
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Chilly Willy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Ha, did anyone else get the Chilly Willy theme music in their head while picturing his plump, featherless corpse roasting on a spit?
Yeah, neither did I.
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I got the theme music but then just started thinking of him.
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Thanks thanks!
I think I died and resurected somehow. It SUCKS that I have to wake up at 9am to go to the fucking dentist(anual chell up). damn you U.Penn!
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Thanks thanks!
I think I died and resurected somehow. It SUCKS that I have to wake up at 9am to go to the fucking dentist(anual chell up). damn you U.Penn!
Oh crap I read "Anal Checkup" I was like....man going to your teeth the long way arn't they?
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hahah I'm gonna bleach my ass
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Really? Who you going to show it off to?
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*wonders if that would work*
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I saw in discovery channel that now thers a new technique to bleach your ass haha very popular between pr0n actresses.
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Would aDam really need to bleach his ass...I'm sure it's painfully pale as is.
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I saw in discovery channel that now thers a new technique to bleach your ass haha very popular between pr0n actresses.
Basically it turns your brown eye pink, but I doubt that would be on the Discovery channel, unless they made a 'Discovery: Porn" subchannel...
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Maybe it was Discovery Health..but it was one of those medicine channels.
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I don't see how they could talk about that.
"I got my anus bleached so when the dudes are going double on my rectum, it's a nice pretty pink instead of a shitty brown!"
Still... I would watch it.
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Fascinating.
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I remember when Tech TV, when it was still Tech TV, had that "Wired for Sex" show. They probably would have done a show on anal bleaching if they weren't cut so short...
Just like Martin Sargent...
Damn them...damn them all to hell!
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Except Unscrewed was horrible.
I wanted to stab him in the face.
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Martin Sargeant was awesome. Unscrewed was great.
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In bizarro world!!
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I remember channel surfing and coming across some show about medical procedures, purely of the vain variety, and the woman they were showing was a pr0n actress getting her ass bleached. It wasn't anything pseudo-eduational like Discovery either, it was like e! or mtv or trash like that.
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Could any person just do it? I'm guessing if you just used bleach it would probably whiten your ass hair... though I assume anyone who would do it would get the crack wax.
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Ehmmm... ass hair? What's that? What do you mean?
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You liar, you know damn well what a Brazillian wax is.
And yeah, anyone can get their ass bleached.
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Oh wow you don't have ass hair I'm so impressed. You seem like the kind of person vain enough to wax their crack.
I used to think a Brazillian was all off but apparently Brazillian is the racing stripe and L.A. wax is everything off.
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I thought that only men had ass hair :joe:
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People of all genders have hair in the same place. Girls just have less of it.
And if it weren't for my creative photography I probably wouldn't know that I had ass crack hair either...
... okay that's a lie I have a forest in that canyon...
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I thought that only men had ass hair :joe:
You've never heard of a brazillian wax?
And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.
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You really gotta worry when Ewoks take up residence. YUB YUB!
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Ehmmm... ass hair? What's that? What do you mean?
hmmm
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I'm far too tempted to post my brown eye right now.. but I think I'll resist.
I can probably dig up an ass pick where there's visible hair though.
edit: hard to see 'cause of the angle but you can see crack hair near the bottom there:
http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Pen/4224/adamsass4.jpg (http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Pen/4224/adamsass4.jpg)
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I'm going to assume this is the one I've already seen and even if it isn't I don't need to see another.
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I thought that only men had ass hair :joe:
You've never heard of a brazillian wax?
And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.
Brazillian wax takes all the hair off of your cooch, not your ass! wtf girls don't have hair in the ass, hell at least not me!
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have you looked?
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Yeah ask the last guy who tossed your salad what it's like back there.
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Yeah ask the last guy who tossed your salad what it's like back there.
*stands up*
It's where Chewie's wife and children have been for the entire new and original trilogies, sir.
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I thought that only men had ass hair :joe:
You've never heard of a brazillian wax?
And ditto, Adam, I have hobbits living in mine. I couldn't go gay even if I were.
Brazillian wax takes all the hair off of your cooch, not your ass! wtf girls don't have hair in the ass, hell at least not me!
http://ezinearticles.com/?Brazilian-Waxing...-For-You?&id=83 (http://ezinearticles.com/?Brazilian-Waxing---Is-It-For-You?&id=83)
The terms 'Brazilian Waxing' and 'Hollywood Waxing' are often used interchangeably to refer to hair removal in the genital area.
Specifically the term 'Brazilian Waxing' refers to partial genital hair removal, often leaving a strip of hair, whereas 'Hollywood Waxing' refers to total genital hair removal.
The term 'Brazilian Waxing' as used in this article refers to either total or partial genital hair removal.
Genital hair removal includes hair removal around the anus, perineum and vagina. Prices at beauty salons may range anywhere from $25 to $100 or more.
Many have all the hair removed. Some prefer to leave a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in the front. It is now common for men as well as women to ask for Brazilian Waxing.
Thongs aren't hot when the chick has a few black curls peeking out.
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hell at least not me!
Nor I. But it's nothing extraordinary in my case as scanty body hair is pretty common with redheads. My legs need shaving about twice a week. That goes both ways, though - if I don't use a voluminizing shampoo, my hair looks like crap. I'd gladly trade a little nether fuzz for nice thick tresses. :(
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See guys? I'm not the only one without ass hair.
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You've looked?
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YES I HAVE, I grabbed a damn mirror and looked at my gorgeous, round and hard ass.
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Including your puckered starfish!?
That would be gay if IDE did it. I can say I've never looked at mine, but then I know it's hairy, which is why I shave.
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No, I asked my ex bf.
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I can say I've never looked at mine, but then I know it's hairy, which is why I shave.
You shave your asshole without looking at it? That sound dangerous.
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I feel comfortable with my hairy crack. I'd just sa soon have a girl concentrate on what's on the other side anyway.
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I can say I've never looked at mine, but then I know it's hairy, which is why I shave.
You shave your asshole without looking at it? That sound dangerous.
I think looking would just complicate things, and I don't shave my crack, just the rim. It prevents dingle berries x.x
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I don't habeeb.
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What are dingle berries?
edit: btw I got all my grades, fucking 3.0 gpa, thats fucking BULLSHIT. anyways, my graduation is on saturday! how depressing:'(
And to think that I started posting in this board when I was in senior year in highschool, I'm old:'(
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You don't wanna know, it's the worse thing ever and only happens to guys. Thank god for moist wipes...
And I am pushing a 3.5 GPA for graduation ^_^
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It's when little clumps of shit get stuck in his long ass crack hair, Faye.
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EW
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It's when little clumps of shit get stuck in his long ass crack hair, Faye.
Mine gets stuck in my anus hair, not my ass crack hair. Thankfully the shit doesn't migrate north. That's why I take a hot shower after I poo.
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If I had the money, I'd have all the hair behind my balls and around my ass laser removed. Not because I'm gay, but because it's more hygenic.
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Ditto, but we know you're not gay, you're a pedophile.