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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2006, 12:22:48 AM

Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2006, 12:22:48 AM: is that i don't even know what we celebrate and I don't fucking care, and YET I get monday off. Is it to commemorate the soldiers that died during a war or something?
haha whatever. happy f*****g 5 de mayo, biatches.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 27, 2006, 12:31:11 AM: Im getting paid time and a half, and get the fuck outta our country you ignorant foriegner!
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2006, 12:36:01 AM: funny, cause you are waaaay more ignorant than me, even though you are an american. How ironic is that?
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Post by: Sam on May 27, 2006, 12:36:23 AM: Yes, it's to honor those that died in battle. It was started after the Civil War.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 27, 2006, 01:40:28 AM: Quote
funny, cause you are waaaay more ignorant than me, even though you are an american. How ironic is that?
Why do you even talk? I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2006, 05:25:25 AM: Yes it is.
I still don't know how people like you can get accepted into universities :blink:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 27, 2006, 12:23:49 PM: Again, your English is wrong. It's 'Excel in', not 'get accepted into'.
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Post by: Dagurasu on May 27, 2006, 03:17:12 PM: I honor those who have died fighting for bad politics and idiot rulers.
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 27, 2006, 03:23:23 PM: I honor my foot up Doug's ass.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 27, 2006, 04:43:53 PM: HAWT!

*munches on a foot long hotdog*

...this isn't gay.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Sam on May 28, 2006, 01:58:47 AM: Tom and Faye really need to just meet and have sex. Then we can get rid of all this sexual tension.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 28, 2006, 02:45:01 AM: I don't want herpes simplex D...
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Extra Zero on May 28, 2006, 02:45:03 AM: It will be like mixing acid and base, they'll both fizz out and turn to water!...I think?

*Opens up ancient, stolen Chemistry Book*

Yep.
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Post by: IDE on May 28, 2006, 04:15:39 AM: My titanium penis will thwart her diseases...

...

I'm popye the sailor man?
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 28, 2006, 12:57:32 PM: Glass is the only thing that can contain viruses.
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Post by: Rama on May 30, 2006, 12:25:52 AM: Quote
I'm popye the sailor man?
You're more like Bluto.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: IDE on May 30, 2006, 05:07:27 AM: does that mean I get to make out with the sea hag?
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Rama on May 30, 2006, 12:23:04 PM: Merla? Sure if you want too.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 30, 2006, 01:07:37 PM: She's flatter than Kansas.
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Post by: Merla on May 30, 2006, 02:01:54 PM: Quote
She's flatter than Kansas.
Hey! I'm a "C" cup for your information.

I am not a sea hag Rama! :angry:
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 30, 2006, 02:08:52 PM: There's only one way to find out: smush 'em against a scanner and hit "send to email". Send to spam@shwiggie.com (yes, it's a real address)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 30, 2006, 03:05:23 PM: Quote

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She's flatter than Kansas.
Hey! I'm a "C" cup for your information.

I am not a sea hag Rama! :angry:
I was implanting your personality on Olive Oil, but I dunno, I demand photographic evidence!
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Rama on May 30, 2006, 11:55:04 PM: You know...she is right. It's a river she lives next to not the sea. So it's like a River Hag.
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Post by: B E C K on May 31, 2006, 01:22:25 AM: :lol: So this a Popeye thing! Merla kept harping on about why she was being called a "sea hag". I've been calling her that now.
Title: What I like the most about Memorial weekend..
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 31, 2006, 12:14:20 PM: The Jeep with his phallic nose always creeped me out. :unsure:
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Post by: Rama on May 31, 2006, 01:06:57 PM: Quote
:lol: So this a Popeye thing! Merla kept harping on about why she was being called a "sea hag". I've been calling her that now.
:lol:

Oh I'm so sorry Merla, I didn't mean for that to happen.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 31, 2006, 02:22:23 PM: o.o;

Holy sibling rivalry, Batman!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2006, 04:10:25 AM: I've made it hip and urban. I now call her "C. Hag", while doing psuedo gang signage with my hands. "C. Hag in da hizzy, y'all!"
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 01, 2006, 01:48:11 PM: hizzy = hussy?
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Post by: Bernie on Jun 01, 2006, 01:57:54 PM: I think in that sentence hizzy = house. If hizzy = ho, Merla's up to something she hasn't shared with the class. :P
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jun 01, 2006, 03:10:47 PM: She hasn't shared a picture of her twins...
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Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2006, 03:12:24 PM: And I think she has just enough self respect to where she isn't going too, either.

Maybe you should try getting her drunk.