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Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 22, 2006, 04:30:36 PM
I finally convinced my uncle that there was no way in hell I'd move to Phoenix unless I went down there first to see if it's a good idea, so he used his sister's miles and got me a plane ticket for the day after I posted.

I spent the time looking up jobs, but it wasn't hard. I hate Michigan's job market... I fill out 30 applications and get 2 interviews. In Arizona, the McD's hands you an application with your Big Mac. I got an immediate interview at one place, a call the day after I filled out an app from Wallmart, I had an agency tell me they could get me a $10 job by next week, and even a bank said they'd hire me.

Housing's somewhat more expensive though. The town he lives in is one of those planned communities, the streets are laid out in a grid, the neighborhoods are all surrounded by walls (some have gates), all the houses are a tan color (called Mesa Beige) with red tile roofs... and the neighborhoods all have clubhouses with tennis courts and spas. Cheapest price for a house would be $250. I could go with a student apartment or try living in a illegal immigrant infested neighborhood and just dodge the bullets.

The area has nice tech schools though. :)


The real reason he wants me down there though is because he thinks I have the maturity of a child and he wants to force me to "grow up and get it". This is a guy with a business administration degree so normally I'd trust him, but I'm in doubt here. I'm not saying I'm as mature as most people my age, I'm not, but I think he's underestimating me.

For example, I brought along the fourth HP book to read on the plane. He told me he hasn't read a novel in 20 years and asked me if the book did anything to improve my life. Said it was a waste of time. He also tells me TV, movies, and video games are also a waste of time, yet watches Dr. Who and SG1. When I tried to update my journal, he said online blogs were childish and a waste of time, not to mention risky if an employer finds them (true, but I never use my full name on mine). That's why I didn't bother coming here while I was at his house, he'd call this place childish and a waste of time too (he does have a point though :P). When I said one of the things I would miss about MI would be my friends, he asked if my friends did stuff for me like he did, like give me money to pay off legal fees or help me find a job, as if my friends owed me shit. He said that my use of "wishy washy" words like maybe, perhaps, supposedly was childish. He felt I was immature because I didn't have any concrete goals for 5-10 years in the future like a proper businessman, that I should know exactly where I'm going and I should work my ass off to get there. He even bought me a bunch of "success" books from a guy named Stephen Covey.


I'm not sure what I'm going to do now. Arizona has really good job oppertunity, but I like the climate and nature of Michigan better. I'm worried that if I move to AZ, that like everyone else who's moved to AZ from up north, I'll never want to move back again. I'm also concerned about my uncle, who's not only a conservative christian but someone who's a businessman, telling me how to live my life even if I'm not living in his house. I know he has good intentions, I know he wants to help me, and I know I'm not the most mature or responsible person on the planet, but I hope he realizes that this is my life, my choices, and my future, and that he needs to respect that and not try to turn me into a businessman like he does.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 22, 2006, 06:37:37 PM
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The real reason he wants me down there though is because he thinks I have the maturity of a child
You're kidding.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Extra Zero on May 22, 2006, 06:40:03 PM
HA!
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 22, 2006, 06:47:51 PM
Are you sure "maturity" doesn't equal "panties"?
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on May 22, 2006, 09:45:16 PM
Man, this post started so good, then in degraded into a typical bitchfest.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Extra Zero on May 22, 2006, 10:17:24 PM
Would you expect any less from Doug?
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2006, 05:36:11 PM
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The area has nice tech schools though. :)
His ass should've just ended it there.  But then he whined.  Thus why his uncle believes him to have the panties of a child...  I can almost hear him now:  "A real man don't read Goblet of Fire, boy!  At least not in public!  Heh heh."
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 24, 2006, 09:49:31 AM
I love how nobody even asks about him and he comes and bitch to us. And then we bitch about him bitching and he bitches even more. It's the circle of life.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on May 24, 2006, 10:01:57 AM
ll mocking aside, you should move to Arizona, DOug.  At least for a few years.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 24, 2006, 11:32:53 AM
You know, I should have expected this from here. But I keep on posting thinking I might get sane answers out of you.... I wonder why I beat myself up like this all the time?

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ll mocking aside, you should move to Arizona, DOug.  At least for a few years.

A few years will equal forever. Everyone who's moved to AZ from a northern state that I know of never moves back. They like it down there too much, for some odd reason.

If it's the job market it's understandable, it's a good place to start a career. I can't get a job around here. After 3 employment agencies I called this week, one refused to take me because I've been unemployed for more than 6 months, the other one had jobs that required experience or degrees/certificates, and the third one told me to fill out an application online. At least down there everyone and their dog wanted to hire me.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 24, 2006, 12:47:23 PM
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and that he needs to respect that and not try to turn me into a businessman like he does.

I agree with Sam.  I honestly cannot think of a field whether artistic, white, or blue collar, in which one could not benefit from receiving some working knowledge about how 21st century business philosophy & culture works.  And you don't have to be turned into whatever negative concept you have of a businessman.  I grew up wanting to be a businesswoman like my aunt because she always had time and money to do fun things unlike my homemaker mother.  It doesn't have to be polo shirts, golf and ass-kissing anymore.

If you try it for a year, one of three things will happen:

* You'll hate it and move back, but will at least have the experience and a better idea of what you don't want to do.  

* You'll like it enough to give it some more time.

* You'll love it and consider it the smartest thing you've done in a long time.

If still undecided, honestly consider the following:  What better will you do in Detroit in that same year?


 
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rama on May 24, 2006, 01:10:41 PM
Yeah if everyone moves down there and likes it...then why don't you want to move down there? I don't get it.  
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 24, 2006, 02:08:19 PM
I was going to type out a really long wordy post, but Bernie took care of it for me.  You're in a win-win situation, here.

Of course, it wouldn't hurt you to tell your uncle that he could try removing the stick from his ass.  Certainly not in those terms, though...disagreeing in an agreeable manner is a sign of maturity.  But the fact is, you're going to have a hard time making ends meet if you're living on your own, and those things will probably just naturally take a back seat anyway.  But don't fret over that too much.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 24, 2006, 10:34:43 PM
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You know, I should have expected this from here. But I keep on posting thinking I might get sane answers out of you.... I wonder why I beat myself up like this all the time?
Because you're an idiot.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 25, 2006, 07:23:59 AM
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I was going to type out a really long wordy post, but Bernie took care of it for me.  You're in a win-win situation, here.
Thank you Bernie!
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Bernie on May 25, 2006, 10:13:04 AM
My work in this thread is done!  :D

*flings back cape & flies out window*
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 25, 2006, 02:42:07 PM
I imagine if Bernie was a superhero, she'd either be dressed in Dom gear, or as a wench.

I have a while to decide if I'll be moving or not anyway. Due to certain circumstances and stuff I have to deal with I wouldn't be able to move until at least August, which is when I'd want to move anyway to start school there. For instance, I'm taking a spring class I'm not about to drop.


My uncle has a point too. Reading Harry Potter or watching tv or playing video games is not going to get you a job or money. And I'm not exactly that mature either. I'm lazy, I procrastinate, I'm unmotivated, I'm irresponsible, I do things I want to do before things I should do half the time, I play video games instead of doing my homework, and I still live at home.

However, I have held jobs in the past, and have an associates degree and I'm working towards a bachelors with a 3.6 GPA. I may not have concrete goals like my uncle wants me to, but I do have goals. They include finding a career that I enjoy or at least don't hate, being able to balance my career and the things I want to do, and being able to do something to make the world a better place. I also had plans to be a writer, but those are on hold at the moment.

I think my biggest fear of growing up and getting a 9-5 job is being stuck in a job I hate, in a tiny cubicle, and not being able to do anything I want to do because my job takes up all my day/life.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 25, 2006, 02:51:44 PM
Also, I expected to become more responsible by forcing myself to live on my own. Having to pay bills and shop for food can do that to you. I just have to force myself to live on my own... Getting a job would help.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 25, 2006, 03:00:55 PM
Dude, most folks that work do 8 hours a day, and most people don't particularly care for their job.  Which for me is better than school in that, when the day's up, I can go home and do my thing and not worry about anything at work until the next day.  No late night studying, no last minute homework, no hitting the lab to finish a project.  And I get paid rather than having to pay for the privilege of worrying about stuff.

I do hate the 7-3:30 schedule.  Starts too early, and I only get 30 minutes for lunch.  But at least I have a lot of time left in the day to do stuff, like get a haircut, oil change, banking, etc.

But anyway.  Your first goal is to budget and find out exactly how much you need to survive, cutting out extras you don't need.  Then find a job that pays your bills, whether you like the work or not.  These days, there's nothing wrong with taking a crappy job, because a job's a job.  Alternatively, you could be a bum and thus completely miss the point.  

Once you get a job that can pay your bills, do the work well, promptly, and with a good attitude...all while looking for a better job.  Don't hold out for a job that you might get a few weeks or months later.  You need to be working "now".  Then you can look for something you like, pays more, more upward mobility, etc, and once the money starts coming in and you've got some savings, you can get off the macaroni and cheese and start enjoying life within your new means.

For most people, it's tough starting out.  Be glad that, despite being potentially overbearing, that you have a relative nearby that can help you out.  Success can be tough, but it's not impossible for most.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: D on May 25, 2006, 04:21:15 PM
That's something else I forgot, a reason I feared moving down there.

My uncle will help, but only if I do what he wants me to do. He even said "You need to trust me and do things I tell you to do, if I tell you to jump off a cliff you need to trust that I'm doing it to help you."


This leads to the point that his family is rather conservatively religious. They once had a boarder, a friend of their oldest, 19 year old daughter. They no longer maintain active contact with this friend because she moved in with a guy, and that's against God. They don't want their children to have bad role models who fornicate and live with members of the opposite sex, so they're avoiding the girl and her boyfriend. They also have strict rules for their teens, they can't be with the opposite sex alone, for example.

My uncle's a guy who thinks he knows everything. He may be smart, but I fear he'll disown me because I listen to rock music, or play violent video games, or drink alcohol, or living with a female. All because he wants to protect his children from "sinful" behavior. How can he help me grow up if he can't differate between truth and religious belief? Will he be able to accept my point of view, or dismiss it as childish and ungodly and false?
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 25, 2006, 08:03:27 PM
...Be a man, not a boy.
Tell your uncle flat out. "I might move down there, and I appreciate any help you're willing to give, but dammit it's my life, not yours, and I do appreciate the occasional nudge/push in the right direction, I'm Not ALWAYS going to do exactly what you want me to do. That's how it's gonna be." If he cuts you off totally, to hell with him.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on May 25, 2006, 08:39:15 PM
Apply to grad/law school with the quickness...don't ever join the real world.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 26, 2006, 10:24:57 AM
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I imagine if Bernie was a superhero, she'd either be dressed in Dom gear, or as a wench.

Ooh, I like that - a cross between the two.  Screw the cape.  I'm stealing Kate Beckinsale's Van Helsing look.  :D

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have an associates degree and I'm working towards a bachelors with a 3.6 GPA. I may not have concrete goals like my uncle wants me to, but I do have goals.

Good job!  Oddly enough, that may be part of your uncle's issues.  He sounds like a textbook type A personality - they have a very hard time with the concept of letting things evolve.  Needless to say, most make lousy gardeners.

 
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They include finding a career that I enjoy or at least don't hate, being able to balance my career and the things I want to do, and being able to do something to make the world a better place. I also had plans to be a writer, but those are on hold at the moment. I think my biggest fear of growing up and getting a 9-5 job is being stuck in a job I hate, in a tiny cubicle, and not being able to do anything I want to do because my job takes up all my day/life.

Get comfy - this make take a while.  :P

I can offer my perspective from 44 years on the planet, 24 of which have been spent firmly entrenched in corporate America and one of the most conservative white-collar industries there is:  your job may take up most of your day, but it does NOT have to take up your life.   Reread that sentence as many times as necessary.

Insurance has always been challenging.  It's frequently not fun.  Sometimes I have to give it more time than others, like during a big account crisis or when I have to go to the classes necessary to stay aware of the almost-daily changes in the industry.  30 hours are required every two years to maintain a license - last year, I logged over 100.  

I also earn above the state standard and have 9 years with a company that has given me a 10% gross salary discretionary bonus every year.  Twice, I've gotten 12.5% for effort above the call of duty.  If any of the other 8 branches has a question about Texas personal lines, they're told to call me because I'm considered the company expert. I find that flattering as hell.  I can also be a blatant political progressive, have Alucard & Snape figures on my desk instead of kid pictures, wear an anatomical heart pin on Valentine's Day and have my business cards offered by a stuffed black rat with red eyes.  No one considers that odd for me.  Get a reputation for doing your job well and as long as you don't blatantly offend or hurt anyone,  your personality can be your own.

There will be co-workers who get away with murder, don't have a good work ethic, are assholes, etc.  Maybe they're sleeping with the boss.  Ignore them. Don't join their ranks.  If you want to sleep with the boss, fine, but don't do it for the career - that invariably backfires after a while.  If you have a career goal, great.  Being right brain dominant, I have to have a purpose instead.  

My career is not my life - it makes my life possible.  I have all my evenings & weekends and sufficient funds to devote to my calling, which is animal rescue.  I'm doing the hard-core fostering now with sick animals, giving the vaccine & antibiotic shots (which I will have to get over flinching when I do because I miss & stick myself - at least I won't get distemper) and preparing for the day when I get thoroughly burned out on insurance and walk, which is going to happen within the next 5-10 years.  My next career will be animal care, and I already know that it will be triple the work and longer hours, but I'm going to love it.  Other people's priorities will be different - maybe children or a huge house or travel - but the basic truth is the same.  People need to work to live - if you live to work, that's your choice.  I couldn't do it.  I'm too lazy.  :P

The notion that reading novels and having interests that don't make money or progress a career or whatever are a waste of time is a steaming crock.   I predict Alzheimer’s for your uncle, as there's a huge chunk of his brain that apparently receives little stimulation.  <_<

Whether you move or not won't change what you ultimately need to do if you want your life to progress.  As with virtually anything in life, if you want the same results, do the same thing.

Now I'm going to crack to it as we're closing at 3 today.  Early Happy Hour and a long weekend!  :D

 
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 26, 2006, 03:23:03 PM
Well like I said, my uncle has points. I'm not a shining pinnacle of maturity and success-oriented like most white collar high-paid businessmen. He is someone who owns his own stock business, volunteers for a city position (not a voted position, and not paid either), works with communities and businesses in his community.... and is currently $140k in debt. :P

I think he compares me to his oldest kids. He says the 15 year-old son is immature but I think he acts like a typical rebellious teen. His 19 year-old daughter graduates from high school this year, she was held back because she spends hours in front of the tv instead of homework and responsibility, and is immature for her age. (not to mention, in order to graduate high school in AZ, you have to pass a SAT-type test, which I think is gay.) He tends to expect more out of his children than he should, and he tends to flip his lid and scream at the oldest one, which is something he also did to me when he helped raise me as a kid, scream or yell at me and get red-faced angry.  :angry: Don't expect perfection out of younger people.

Edit: idiots  <_<

Ahem.

You have the good of moving:
-Great job market will allow me to try different jobs and find one I like
-I'll be able to try living on my own
-Good schools
-uncle will help me out

the bad:
-houses/living might be more expensive
-won't be around friends
-in a desert wasteland instead of a temperate forestland/farmland
-uncle may be too controlling and try to make me like him

I have a while to think about it, so that's good.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 26, 2006, 05:19:04 PM
You are disgusting.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on May 26, 2006, 11:29:06 PM
Once again you were SO CLOSE to having a normal, reasonable thread...and then you had to go and fuck it up.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 28, 2006, 03:43:50 PM
He edited that.  Did I miss something?
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2006, 04:22:38 PM
he was talking about how hot his 16(or was it 14) year old cousin was, and how he would like to hit that
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 28, 2006, 05:00:07 PM
INCESTOPEDOLICIOUS!
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on May 28, 2006, 06:15:28 PM
Hey look what D brought back from AZ!
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5011/11488015742026nb.gif)
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 28, 2006, 07:36:18 PM
Was it 16 or 19? Either way. EW.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on May 28, 2006, 10:18:46 PM
/r/ D put his post back the way it was.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 29, 2006, 08:34:54 AM
that is BULLSHIT, the first time he posted, the daughter DEFINITELY wasn't 10 years old. it was somewhere between 14 and 16.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 29, 2006, 12:30:01 PM
Good lord, s'all I can say.

*goes back to whackin off to Michelle Branch*
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 29, 2006, 07:58:52 PM
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he was talking about how hot his 16(or was it 14) year old cousin was, and how he would like to hit that
Bleh.  Sounds like D's itching to go to Arkansas, not Arizona.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 30, 2006, 06:47:02 PM
19 YEAR OLD NON-BLOOD-RELATED, MARRIAGE ONLY COUSIN.

I only changed it because Samwise there had to get dramatic about it. Believe me or don't, I'm really don't give a shit what anyone here thinks anymore anyway.

Edit: I still don't know where anyone got 16, 14 OR 10.

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They once had a boarder, a friend of their oldest, 19 year old daughter.

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His 19 year-old daughter graduates from high school this year
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on May 30, 2006, 06:54:09 PM
You gotta leave the cousin banging on 4chan brotha.

This is what happens when you try to take the show on the road.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on May 30, 2006, 07:10:55 PM
But.. but.. she's not blood related... :(

Dammit! Fine, back to the /b/at cave IDE! *jumps in the /b/atmobile*
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 30, 2006, 07:22:17 PM
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle....LES.xml&src=rss (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-05-30T170341Z_01_L30338107_RTRUKOC_0_US-DUTCH-PEDOPHILES.xml&src=rss)

You're not alone.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 30, 2006, 08:09:01 PM
People of the Jury, I beg to differ with D here. He did say the girl was 14 or 16 years old, and I wasn't even drunk or hangover when I read it. Now, of course he would like to change it now that we bitched about it, why wouldn't he? Such is a characterist of a pedophilic (and now his obsession with IDE is making me think he's gay...maybe a gay pedophilic? Nono, then he wouldn't like the girls...maybe he's a bi pedophilic. That seems more like it)

 
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 30, 2006, 08:09:39 PM
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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle....LES.xml&src=rss (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-05-30T170341Z_01_L30338107_RTRUKOC_0_US-DUTCH-PEDOPHILES.xml&src=rss)

You're not alone.
LMAOOOO
I love it, the dutchies have baaallzzz
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on May 31, 2006, 01:00:34 AM
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I only changed it because Samwise there had to get dramatic about it. Believe me or don't, I'm really don't give a shit what anyone here thinks anymore anyway.
If you really didn't care, you would've left it alone.  Go go gadget-hypocrisy!  Idiot.

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"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.
Disgusto!  He just wants to mack on toddlers!
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on May 31, 2006, 08:52:06 AM
Faye, it was 19, not 14 or 16.  Still, you don't fuck family, legal or not.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 31, 2006, 02:50:58 PM
I've heard of people who went to the family reunion in search of poon.  Never thought I'd know one of them.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on May 31, 2006, 02:58:59 PM
I Say you fuck her just to give your uncle the proverbial kick in the balls for trying to control your life.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2006, 04:12:18 AM
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Faye, it was 19, not 14 or 16.  Still, you don't fuck family, legal or not.
"Ah hope her bruther don't already have dibs on her."


Maybe Faye was drunk and 9 tipped over.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 01, 2006, 08:05:42 AM
No! I still mantain it was a 16 or 14. I think Sam is in a conspiracy with D.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2006, 02:47:18 PM
I don't think so...The best conspiracy  those two could pull is blaming the fart on Ide.  
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 02, 2006, 08:56:24 AM
I thought that was why Sam kept a turtle.  
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on Jun 12, 2006, 01:45:08 PM
i still get calls from wallmarts in AZ...then again Wallmart will hire anyone white and male.

and there's more entry level jobs down there.

but I need money to move. Thus, I need a job up here, even if it's shitty.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 12, 2006, 03:16:55 PM
Hey, if you wanna be among black Walmart(btw, you didn't work in walmart, did you? cause if you did, it's a shame you can't spell the name right) workers, you can come work in Philly.  
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on Jun 13, 2006, 03:53:14 PM
............What?



I am remembering the fun things I did in Arizona. I got to see experimental apache helecopters, and remembered where I saw them so I can take off with them and use them to destroy the world...
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2006, 09:55:15 PM
Yeah, one 'l' as in not an actual 'wall'.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Dagurasu on Jun 16, 2006, 02:46:21 PM
Well I wouldn't know seeing I've never shopped there!


One bad thing about Arizona... the major department retailer down there is Walmart. At least up here we have Meijers and Kmart. hopefully there's Kmarts down there too or it'll be mighty hard for me to do my shopping without stepping foot in a Walmart.

Another bad thing about Arizona. The price of gas is constantly over $3. You think having a Hummer on the east coast is bad...
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 16, 2006, 03:16:21 PM
Well, looks like a Hummer's out for you...waitaminit, it already was.

So that means a Kia for you.  I hear they have offers for cars with monthly payments of $99 for no money down irregardless of your credit.  And they get btw 30-40 MPG.

I still think it's a win-win for you.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Rama on Jun 17, 2006, 01:18:07 AM
Unless you are in the Military or have a very small penis you didn't need a Hummer anyway....










Alright...so maybe you DO need a Hummer.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Merla on Jun 17, 2006, 05:04:08 PM
You say some of the strangest things Doug.  Last I knew no one here owns a hummer.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2006, 05:52:41 PM
I like how he knocks Walmart.  "Walmart!  I would never shop there!  There'd better be a K-mart."  It's all cheap however you look at it.  You aren't allowed to complain about the taste of poo when you drink piss.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: IDE on Jun 17, 2006, 08:38:16 PM
You have qualms about where you shop? That's amazing! If I was in your situation I wouldn't give to shits about where I shopped.  But it's nice that you can take time to give a shit about such things what with failure at life looming over you and what not...play it cool hot shot.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 18, 2006, 12:09:07 PM
Grow a pair, Stop bitching, and move down to Arizona. You have one resource you're discounting: Your uncle.
Sure, he has his flaws, but HEY! He's one of the FEW PEOPLE that TOLERATE, maybe even LOVE, you.
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Merla on Jun 21, 2006, 11:22:21 AM
Better yet grow a brain!


**goes to the gas station and fills up her hummer**   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on Jun 21, 2006, 12:02:24 PM
I hear it's not too uncommon to see Hummers in the Target parking lots in San Antonio.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2006, 12:10:37 PM
I don't recall seeing a lot of Hummers around town, but a lot of people here have excessively huge vehicles none the less.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 21, 2006, 01:21:52 PM
I see a lot of them sitting in driveways around here.  Not many on the road anymore, though.  :lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 21, 2006, 02:17:03 PM
Aw, damn, heck yeah.  These people across the street have a giant suburban that just sits there.  Assholes.  The road's already small enough as it is.  And the people next door have three cars and a truck nevermind that they have two drivers living there.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 21, 2006, 09:17:14 PM
What's wrong with having a giant suburban?  This planet is doomed anyway...2012 baby...it's going down.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jun 21, 2006, 11:00:35 PM
That's why I'm financing a Mustang GT next month!  That V8 engine's gonna put out a lot of smog!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 21, 2006, 11:10:17 PM
Oh god not a mustang! American cars suck.
Get a bmw, or a volkswagen or a mercedes or something else
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Post by: Rama on Jun 22, 2006, 05:34:30 AM
If not cause it's a American car, then just because it's a Ford. I feel dirty just saying that.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 22, 2006, 08:13:41 AM
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What's wrong with having a giant suburban?  This planet is doomed anyway...2012 baby...it's going down.
Who cares about the planet, it takes up too much room in the fucking street.  The street isn't wide enough to accomidate parking for all of these extra cars that people don't drive.  It's like people in this neighborhood forgot they were fucking poor.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 22, 2006, 12:26:22 PM
But thay probably have kids, Nuri!  Dontcha know each child HAS to have 10 square feet of seat/floor room and an individual DVD screen to avoid self-esteem issues?   :rolleyes:  
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Post by: Rama on Jun 22, 2006, 12:31:44 PM
Ya, you got to be joking...these pampered little pusses now days have more complexes, phobias, and obsessive compulsions then ever.  
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Post by: Rama on Jun 22, 2006, 12:32:44 PM
Oh and I love the new Avatar there Bern. The british version of that show was a 100 times better then what they brought over here. And 99 times of that was just because of Tony Slaterly.  
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Post by: Merla on Jun 22, 2006, 12:50:04 PM
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But thay probably have kids, Nuri!  Dontcha know each child HAS to have 10 square feet of seat/floor room and an individual DVD screen to avoid self-esteem issues?   :rolleyes:
But they are poor!  What is wrong with people not having their priorities straight?

 
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 23, 2006, 12:56:16 AM
I saw this red Hummer today.  Really funny was this man on the corner just staring at it as it drove on by.  The only other time I've seen men looking like was when sexy women walk by, not at a car!  I swear, I thought he was gonna shoot one out.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Jun 23, 2006, 01:28:44 AM
I find nothing nice about Hummers, the car that is since some idiot is gonna be like "TOM IS GAY! HE DOESN'T LIKE ANAL!".
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 23, 2006, 12:39:25 PM
When Hummers first came out and all the rich idiots had to drive them in the evening, much amusement could be derived from watching women in high heels and tight dresses try to get out gracefully.  :lol:

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Oh and I love the new Avatar there Bern. The british version of that show was a 100 times better then what they brought over here. And 99 times of that was just because of Tony Slaterly.

So true.  The party quirks one where Ryan is a baby learning to walk and Tony can't even talk because he's about to piss his britches laughing, the helping hands when he puts a tampon in Josie's mouth....beautiful.  

My cousin says Josie Lawrence reminds him of me - I need to put him in my will for that.  :)  Beats the hell out of Melissa Gilbert.
 
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Post by: Rama on Jun 23, 2006, 03:19:47 PM
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So true.  The party quirks one where Ryan is a baby learning to walk and Tony can't even talk because he's about to piss his britches laughing, the helping hands when he puts a tampon in Josie's mouth....beautiful. 

My cousin says Josie Lawrence reminds him of me - I need to put him in my will for that.  :)  Beats the hell out of Melissa Gilbert.
Oh I know.... I wish Comedy Central still showed it. I mean they do from time to time as filler, but not 3 times a day like they use to. I have found memories of spending Summer vacation watching Monty Python, Benny Hill and Whose Line all day.
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Post by: Bernie on Jun 23, 2006, 03:43:04 PM
Any chance of your cable provider getting BBC America?  They show an hour of Benny Hill followed by 2 episodes of Whose Line every evening.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 23, 2006, 03:50:31 PM
I got DISH....BBC America is in the like "Ha Ha Ron Weasely! You can't see this cause your poor!" package. At least I think it is, I'd have to double chell. Good thing though, Monty Python was picked up by PBS so I get to see it for free every week.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 27, 2006, 11:49:46 PM
Maybe you'll luck out and it'll preview soon like Encore Action, AMC, and Animal Planet are now.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 28, 2006, 10:58:58 AM
Yeah....I could only hope, but Encore Action was gone this morning. The rest are still here. God knows I'd rather have BBC America then Spanish ESPN, and OLN.

And everytime I watch Animal Planet they show one of those Animal rescue shows where people abuse their pets and that just makes me mad and want to beat someone with a rubber hose. Or they are showing Pet Dancing Stars and then I just want to beat Mario Lopez with a rubber hose.  
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Post by: IDE on Jun 28, 2006, 03:13:56 PM
Did you guys hear about Screech getting evicted from his house?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 28, 2006, 03:32:52 PM
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then I just want to beat Mario Lopez with a rubber hose.

Damn, I would so tune in for that.  :)

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Did you guys hear about Screech getting evicted from his house?

Yep! (http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php)  :P  
Title: Flew to Arizona
Post by: Sam on Jun 29, 2006, 09:15:09 AM
He lives just a couple miles away.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 29, 2006, 09:44:18 AM
I think it is soo pathetic when someone tries to get money from people online like that. It's degrading.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 29, 2006, 10:11:40 PM
People had an article about it:  "A Screech for Help".  Ha ha, I love puns.


That's funny about Encore Action, because I still have it.  The free channel thing says we have them all together until about July 10th or so.  OLN and Spanish ESPN suck.  I didn't watch those even when we had the package that included them.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 30, 2006, 02:08:44 PM
Well the Encore we got now really isn't that much differnt then Encore action. Only it doesn't have Anime Mid-Night on it. Still the same old movies.

I actually really like Encore Action, but I don't think I'd watch enough of the rest of the channels you have buy to get it to make it worth the cash. Same goes with Showtime Beyond. I love that channel...but I doubt I'd watch the rest of the Showtimes at all.