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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Max Con on Sep 19, 2004, 03:34:54 AM

Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 19, 2004, 03:34:54 AM
Neat.

I like punching little kids in the face.


Only Zero and maybe Megs will care, but hey.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 19, 2004, 10:14:12 AM
I was hoping the next Zelda would be like Fable but oh well.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 11:16:15 AM
Wind Waker owns you.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 19, 2004, 11:33:58 AM
You have to buy facial hair from NPC's.  



Game design at it's motherfucking best, folks. No exagerration.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 09:01:58 PM
Ed-ju-ma-cate me.  What's Fable?
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 19, 2004, 10:21:51 PM
I'm guessing it's some sort of video game, like Computer Space.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:12:11 PM
Well I guessed that much, I was just fishing for a more specific answer.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Bitch on Sep 19, 2004, 11:14:25 PM
It's an RPG-like thing where, instead of choosing your class, it's decided for you based on decisions you make throughout the game. Or at least, that's what I've gathered. In any case, I really, really want a sexbox now.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:34:33 PM
"That's MY sexbox!  ...and her name is 'Sony'."
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 11:39:57 PM
I prefer my Cube!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Bitch on Sep 20, 2004, 12:38:25 AM
Meh, I'm getting a PS2 for Christmas. My cousins are like "Get an Xbox! It's what the cool kids use!" but there really aren't enough games on it that I'm interested in.  
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 12:39:23 AM
Yeah. Like I said, Xbox is only for us shooter and arcade nerds.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 12:42:11 AM
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Meh, I'm getting a PS2 for Christmas. My cousins are like "Get an Xbox! It's what the cool kids use!" but there really aren't enough games on it that I'm interested in.
ditto. They need more platformers on xbox.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 12:45:51 AM
*huggles his GC*
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 12:47:45 AM
God, Tom, just shut up and get out of my thread.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 12:48:13 AM
*Yoshi turns Max into an egg*

 
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 12:52:28 AM
Ban him Nuri!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 20, 2004, 09:08:36 AM
My brother always asked for the retarded systems for Christmas.  Like a Sega Dreamcast and that Playstation rip off that had Tomb Raider on it.

Then he finally learned from his mistakes and got a PS2.  Too bad I'm too scared to spend more than 5 minutes in his room.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 09:54:50 AM
That Playstation rip off (Sega Saturn) came before the Playstation.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2004, 02:28:34 PM
Yeah, by about eighteen months, actually. What later became the Sony Playstation was originally designed as an educational tool meant to be marketed to schools and libraries.  Seriously. Why do you think the right thumb buttons didn't have letters on them?  The machine was designed to be a cheap device to teach children how to read.


On a side note, the Saturn sucked.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 20, 2004, 02:39:40 PM
I beat Fable for the first time this morning, and it hardly felt like 15 hours.   I really hope Microsoft gets Lionhead instead of Activision, this series, if extended could very well be a true rival the Zelda series.  As it is, Fable is one of my favorite Action-RPGs of all time.  The time I put into this week felt like nothing, and I'd be glad to do it again.  If anyone gets an Xbox, make this the one you pick up with it.  

Also, if you're looking for good platformers coming out on Xbox, chell out Psychonauts.  It looks exactally like Invader Zim meets Nightmare Before Christmas.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 03:50:25 PM
Heh.


I just married the mayor and had sex with her.


Thrice.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 04:09:42 PM
I hate all of you. Everytime I read this thread there's another good reason to buy an xbox. SHIT!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 08:06:03 PM
Fuck XBox. Viewtiful Joe, and Link and Soul Caliber II makes it obsolete.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 09:51:51 PM
You're as bad as Faye, Tom.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 10:02:14 PM
And you're as bad as Jean Claude Van Damme. What's the story, mornin' glory?
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 10:06:48 PM
At least I beat the shit out of Raul Julia!
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Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 10:21:46 PM
Yeah, but what have you done lately?
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 20, 2004, 11:08:35 PM
I like Warhammer.  And Magic: The Gathering.  I feel so low-tech.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 11:43:09 PM
I fought the Triads for killing my wife.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 02:07:07 PM
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Fuck XBox. Viewtiful Joe, and Link and Soul Caliber II makes it obsolete.
Viewtiful Joe:   .......um, no.
LoZelda:              Well, yes.
Soul Caliber 2:  The best version is the Xbox one, by a huge, huge margin.  There's no debate about this anywhere.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 02:42:53 PM
Link > Spawn easily.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:58:11 PM
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I fought the Triads for killing my wife.
All I can think of is the game that rules them all: Rise of the Triad.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:06:55 PM
That's the fucking point, Tom. He's way too powerful, and an example of poor design that severely cripples gameplay.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 06:06:00 PM
I can easily beat Link with Mitsurugi, or Raphael.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 06:26:57 PM
Unless the opponent is a human.  
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 06:39:43 PM
Even against humans. Cassandra too. That lil bitch always rocks me >.<
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2004, 12:09:15 AM
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At least I beat the shit out of Raul Julia!
So THAT's why he died shortly after!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Max Con on Sep 22, 2004, 12:32:00 AM
I married another chick. Now I have 2!


I'm thinking of sacrificing her to an evil God.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 23, 2004, 09:28:16 AM
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I can easily beat Link with Mitsurugi, or Raphael.
And I can beat anyone with Ivy.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 23, 2004, 10:56:22 AM
Cassandra with the Valk is a leathal combo.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 24, 2004, 12:39:13 PM
By lethal, do you mean cheap?
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 01:06:39 AM
I finally saw a commerical for Fable the other day.  It looks neat.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 26, 2004, 04:24:52 PM
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By lethal, do you mean cheap?
I am a god with Mitsurugi and Raphael. I can now even beat Cassandra with the Valk.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 12:38:01 AM
Oh yeah, well I can beat up Tomduo Ninja with my Karybot.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 01:02:03 AM
:( No fair!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 01:10:05 AM
Don't be jealous of my mad skillz.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 01:16:31 AM
*hides from the tickling*
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 02:20:14 AM
I read that as "tinkling".  :lol:
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 10:22:58 AM
I do that too when she tickles me >.<
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 11:38:41 AM
*hands Kary a rolled-up newspaper*

Pop him on the nose and he'll stop that.  <_<  
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Rumble on Sep 27, 2004, 12:02:56 PM
Or if it's pr0n magazine, shove it up his bum
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 27, 2004, 12:11:57 PM
That'd be funnier if the thread had been dead a few more weeks.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Rumble on Sep 27, 2004, 01:10:06 PM
Sorry I may be a master of a lot of things, but Time isn't one of them
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 02:38:15 PM
capitalism either
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 27, 2004, 02:51:25 PM
Wait, Rumble's a master at Capitalism?
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 02:56:57 PM
er, Capitialization. Im retarded at spelling... I prefer spelling in spanish.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Rumble on Sep 27, 2004, 03:04:52 PM
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Wait, Rumble's a master at Capitalism?
Yes I am, give me all your money and I'll prove it to you
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 03:08:48 PM
I'm a socialist, BITCH!
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 04:21:53 PM
Maybe he was reflecting on his mastery of Newsweek instead.  
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: Rumble on Sep 27, 2004, 05:23:36 PM
I'm also a Master of Mastery
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 05:37:00 PM
No, not really.
Title: So, like, I got Fable.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:30:41 AM
Oddly enough, I'm a master of non-mastery.