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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Merla on May 11, 2006, 09:19:34 PM

Title: Damn those Fries! ^w^
Post by: Merla on May 11, 2006, 09:19:34 PM
So I am stuck here at work until midnight due to extended hours, and I do not feel like eating my sandwich.  I do not feel like driving ffar to get something either.  So I go to the Mcdonald's because it's the closest thing beside that expensive Mexican resturant across the street.  I'm sitting in the breakroom enjoying my food when something on the fry  container catches my eye.  It's the damn nutritional information for the fries!!!  Since when have they done that!  Why?!? Why?!?  When I go to Mcdonald's I know that I am getting junk.  I do not need to know that my fries contain a fourth of my daily caloric needs nor that that also contain my daily fat gram allowance.  Grrrrrrrrr.... And why put that information for the fries and not on anything else?  Mcdonald's is stupid! Stupid! Grrrrrrrrrrr......   :angry:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 11, 2006, 09:29:27 PM
Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
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Post by: Merla on May 11, 2006, 09:51:18 PM
I do not see how that is going to deter them.  If their that big they obviously do not care about their health.  I know a couple of people who eat there everyday.   :o  :x  :joe:  
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 11, 2006, 10:07:54 PM
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Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
I don't recall seeing the McRib in 2005...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 11, 2006, 10:38:28 PM
Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on May 11, 2006, 11:12:41 PM
I learned recently from looking at the new boxes that 3 boxes of 6-piece Chicken McNuggets constitute the entire daily recommended value of sodium. That may have been why I felt such a weird salty-ish aftertaste.

I've cut back on $1 McNugget Tuesdays...
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Post by: Rama on May 11, 2006, 11:58:48 PM
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Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Yep...Fat people with lawyers are why you have to read that. Same reason they have to tell you Coffee is "Hot".
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 12, 2006, 12:07:49 AM
...it is?
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Post by: Rama on May 12, 2006, 12:10:26 AM
Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
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Post by: IDE on May 12, 2006, 02:32:08 AM
The McRib was here in 2006.  I had one soley because of that one Simpson's episode.  Except, instead of tasting delightful like it's animated Krusty counterpart it still tasted shitty just like the one I ate in the 90s.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 12, 2006, 04:52:11 AM
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Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.
You almost had me only you admitted ot eating various others kinds of filth.    Same shit different toilet.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on May 12, 2006, 05:41:44 AM
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Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
I've heard that the coffee was actually way too hot for human consumption and that she got some serious burns from it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 12, 2006, 07:25:40 AM
What the fuck is the McRib and why isn't sold in Philly?

I think McDonalds is ok for a meal. But only if you eat once a day like me.
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Post by: Max Con on May 12, 2006, 12:05:47 PM
That'll kill your metabolism.
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Post by: Bernie on May 12, 2006, 12:31:24 PM
True.  That's what my girlfriend did for years.  Last I heard, she's about a size 16.  :(  So much for all the mega-expensive renfair garb she had custom designed for her 20-inch waist.
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 12:41:39 PM
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Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.
You almost had me only you admitted ot eating various others kinds of filth.    Same shit different toilet.
Ha ha, yeah.  Those and McDonald's are the ones I can't stand the most.  TC I haven't eaten at in years and years because they're disgusting.  BK I boycott because they're stupid, their chicken sandwich is dry, and their fries at WOAT.  KFC and McDonald's, 5 out of 6, will actually give me the fucking runs.  Not that I never eat junk, just not from them.
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 12:42:18 PM
Oh and w/ McDonald's, I'd never go at all except I like their sundaes and sometimes I just needs me some orange hi-c.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 12, 2006, 12:48:31 PM
McDonalds has great vanilla soft serve, but then how could you fuck that up?
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 01:00:55 PM
If it's done anything like Dairy Queen, then there's a number of ways.  Of course, I've never had a fucked up dessert at McDonald's before, unlike some of the melted shit that's come out of DQ.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 12, 2006, 01:10:02 PM
I only get cones or blizzards there, and again it's mostly cones. I just like vanilla soft serve. Kary kills for the Brownie Batter Blizzard there x.x
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 12, 2006, 01:37:58 PM
All the fast food places are equally shitty, nutritionally speaking.  But I do confess to being partial to Hardee's.

As for the coffee spill thing, the old lady got third degree burns on her crotch.  It wasn't a frivolous lawsuit...chell this for more info. (http://www.citizen.org/congress/civjus/tort/myths/articles.cfm?ID=785)
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Post by: Sam on May 12, 2006, 01:59:05 PM
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Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
I've heard that the coffee was actually way too hot for human consumption and that she got some serious burns from it.
You heard correctly.  It's unfortunate that that's the case that's always remembered and trotted out as an example of a stupid, frivelous lawsuit, because it was actually pretty gross negligence on McDonald's part.
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Post by: Sam on May 12, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
As for fast food places, the only places I generally eat are Arby's, Wendy's for their baked potatoes, and McDonald's for the apple pies once in a while.
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Post by: Bernie on May 12, 2006, 03:00:50 PM
I am so craving Popeye's red beans & rice and biscuits now, you evil people. q~~~~
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 03:23:55 PM
Ooh, me, too.  I don't give two flips about their chicken, but those biscuits.... DAYUM!
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Post by: Max Con on May 12, 2006, 03:34:15 PM
Popeyes chicken tore my ass up so horribly it gave me a hemerrhoid.
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 04:15:34 PM
Love that chicken from Popeye's?  I had a few chicken strips one time when I got biscuits because I knew there wouldn't be anything to cook at home... they were kinda gross.  Like 80% chicken skin/batter.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 12, 2006, 04:21:17 PM
I love KFC's chicken and mashed taters. Saturdays I'd walk to KFC and get me three snacks for the super low price of $3.15!
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Post by: Max Con on May 12, 2006, 04:54:11 PM
The mild chicken strips are alright, but everything else is really sub-par. The biscuits are way too buttery, there's too much cajun shit in the mashed potatoes, and it just goes on.



Give me KFC any day.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 12, 2006, 05:10:53 PM
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I think McDonalds is ok for a meal. But only if you eat once a day like me.
You can eat McDonalds as your sole meal of the day? That's insane. Their problem is not only that their stuff will make you fat (it doesn't make me fat) but rather that you're getitng nothing of any nutritional value out of that filth.

And I'm thinking you've got an eating disorder if you only eat once a day.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 12, 2006, 05:15:10 PM
no, cause when I'm pms-ing I eat like a fucking pig ALL DAY LONG and its disgusting.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 12, 2006, 05:18:03 PM
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I think McDonalds is ok for a meal. But only if you eat once a day like me.
You can eat McDonalds as your sole meal of the day? That's insane. Their problem is not only that their stuff will make you fat (it doesn't make me fat) but rather that you're getitng nothing of any nutritional value out of that filth.

And I'm thinking you've got an eating disorder if you only eat once a day.
When I eat at burger king, I only get the Salads. Im pissed because they got rid of the shrimp ones... but the chicken regular salad with the italian dressing is great.

I eat subway alot too, but then considering the quality of food there that's not really fast food.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 13, 2006, 11:18:41 AM
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no, cause when I'm pms-ing I eat like a fucking pig ALL DAY LONG and its disgusting.
That's probably your body trying to tell you something.
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Post by: IDE on May 13, 2006, 04:49:06 PM
Ice cream...fries...I remember these things...
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Post by: B E C K on May 13, 2006, 09:00:40 PM
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The biscuits are way too buttery,
Butter....  =P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *slobber*
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Post by: Rama on May 14, 2006, 01:09:12 AM
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And I'm thinking you've got an eating disorder if you only eat once a day.

I only eat once a day. It's usually one big meal where I just pig out and eat more then I should and then I'm just not hungry the rest of the day. Although, from time to time I do eat two, one at each extreme of the day.
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 14, 2006, 02:05:02 AM
Eating once a day is becoming more-and-more common these days.  I went through phase where I did it myself.  It wasn't a personal choice as much as my schedule only allowed me to eat once and rarely twice a day.  Now that I have a normal job, I eat three regular meals daily.
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Post by: IDE on May 14, 2006, 05:33:03 AM
I have no choice but to eat 4-6 times a day as training makes me hungry at least that much.

But I don't eat anything fun, food is a task more than an ejoyable comodity...except on cheat day.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 14, 2006, 11:04:04 AM
you sound like a girl.


I agree with Zero, most times I don't have time to eat more than once a day, so its mostly a nice big lunch/dinner
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 14, 2006, 12:38:21 PM
It's actually much better for you health to eat more smaller meals than to eat less large ones. It helps your body digest at a faster rate and get more of the food which keeps you from stocking up a bunch of fat and going into daily starvation mode. It's also much easier on your stomach.
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Post by: IDE on May 14, 2006, 04:28:11 PM
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you sound like a girl.


I agree with Zero, most times I don't have time to eat more than once a day, so its mostly a nice big lunch/dinner
No if I was a girl I'd tell you that i'd hold your hand under the stall while we puked together after eating 4 crunch wraps.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 15, 2006, 11:03:40 AM
The multiple small meal thing also increases your metabolism and helps shed teh pounds.  Or teh 0.45 * kilo if you're non-US.
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Post by: Bernie on May 15, 2006, 12:25:03 PM
Yep - in that respect, hypoglicemia was the best thing that ever happened to me.  I have an obscenely early breakfast, an apple around 9 AM, lunch around 11:30-12, almonds or pistachios around 3, and dinner around 6:30-7.  I'm rarely hungry after that, but if so, something light, like a small glass of soy milk.  My weight hasn't fluctuated more than 2-3 pounds during the holidays in over 2 years.  With a morbidly obese grandmother, mother and sister, my concern isn't just for vanity's sake.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 15, 2006, 07:15:04 PM
Thankfully no one in my family is that big x.x
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on May 16, 2006, 05:29:11 PM
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I learned recently from looking at the new boxes that 3 boxes of 6-piece Chicken McNuggets constitute the entire daily recommended value of sodium. That may have been why I felt such a weird salty-ish aftertaste.

I've cut back on $1 McNugget Tuesdays...
Err, wait no, they constitute ALMOST the entire daily recommended value.  28% per 6-piece box.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 16, 2006, 05:45:51 PM
ok so i have a question. is a bagel with turkey bacon, egg, cheese and mayo super extra fattening? or is it ok?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 16, 2006, 06:04:03 PM
Ech, I hate mayonaise x.x
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Post by: IDE on May 17, 2006, 02:16:40 AM
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ok so i have a question. is a bagel with turkey bacon, egg, cheese and mayo super extra fattening? or is it ok?
I would cut out the mayo and use fat free or 2% cheese, but if that's all your're gonna eat for the day then you need all the calories you can get.
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Post by: B E C K on May 17, 2006, 01:33:17 PM
I eat two meals, usually because I don't get up early enough for breakfast.  When I had class, I was in such a hurry every mornng I would grab an oatmeal square or something portable on the way out.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 17, 2006, 08:50:44 PM
That's sort of what I do.  Have a quick snack around 9:30 and then lunch and supper. I just can't put anything down as soon as I get up.
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Post by: Sam on May 18, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
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ok so i have a question. is a bagel with turkey bacon, egg, cheese and mayo super extra fattening? or is it ok?
Well the good thing is you're set for cholesterol for...the week, at least.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 18, 2006, 02:29:04 PM
Turkey Bacon isn't bad at all, though the Mayo and cheese is, but then I just ate a chilicheese hotdog, so I shouldn't talk.
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Post by: IDE on May 18, 2006, 07:41:54 PM
Did it...did it have onions on it?  

I hate you guys...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 18, 2006, 07:58:09 PM
Not that one. The other one I had had mustard, onions, and picle slices on it. I was gonna put some hotsauce, but didn't.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on May 19, 2006, 11:47:50 AM
Everything's better with a good buffalo wing sauce.  :)  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 19, 2006, 12:12:28 PM
Butter and Cayenne? How could it be wrong?!
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Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2006, 10:30:25 PM
I should also add that 3 out 5, breakfast upsets my stomach and makes me, um, "sick".  I don't know why that happens.  If I have toast or something breadish, I'm usually okay.  Cereal, juice, eggs especially... they don't like going into Nuri too early in the morning.  I only eat cereal when I have time to make sure it's settled.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 21, 2006, 10:33:12 PM
I'm the same way. My stomach just won't handle anything too early. Of course I have some considerable medical problems...
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Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2006, 10:37:24 PM
So do I.  It turns out that my stomach is also clinically depressed and now has a Livejournal.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 21, 2006, 11:11:22 PM
Bwahaha. Well... just hope it doesn't start cutting itself like mine did. -_-
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 21, 2006, 11:30:32 PM
Nuri's stomach is emo. If I had the time I'd shop something, but I am damn tired :(
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Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2006, 11:32:11 PM
"shop something"?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 21, 2006, 11:33:38 PM
Photoshop an image of a stomach with the damp black hair over the stomach's eyes, with a hawthorne hieghts poster in the background or linkin park. Whichever.

Something like this.
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Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2006, 11:42:08 PM
Not if it's just for relief.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 22, 2006, 10:12:56 AM
Well I never get the chance to eat breakfast early cause I'm never awake early B)
Last breakfast I had was when I was in Kuala Lumpur. That was like 2 months ago. And before that trip to South East Asia, I can't even remember the last time I had breakfast in the morning....maybe when I went to Peru last year.
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Post by: Sam on May 22, 2006, 01:05:55 PM
Was there apoint to that post besides "Look at how much I travel!"?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 22, 2006, 01:08:25 PM
Like a dude with a $200,000 Porsche!
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Post by: Dagurasu on May 22, 2006, 03:10:17 PM
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Was there apoint to that post besides "Look at how much I travel!"?
She's explaining to us how she's contributing to the spread of avian flu.


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I've heard that the coffee was actually way too hot for human consumption and that she got some serious burns from it.

When is coffee not way too hot for consumption?
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Post by: B E C K on May 22, 2006, 06:59:06 PM
Granted, I don't drink coffee, but I was under the assumption that if it wasn't too hot, then it wasn't hot enough.  That's gonna be some lukewarm coffee by the time you get to the bottom of the cup.  I like the idea of not putting a cup of coffee near my genitals.

The old bus center where I used to catch my busses to school and work had a coffee/hot chocolate machine.  I'd buy hot chocolate and man, that stuff was scalding.  After a couple of minutes, it was drinkable and just hot enough.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 22, 2006, 07:54:04 PM
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Was there apoint to that post besides "Look at how much I travel!"?
Sam, you are starting to be as much a pain in the ass as tom is.  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 22, 2006, 10:34:58 PM
I'll drink to that! But then I let him fuck me in the ass.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 22, 2006, 11:58:35 PM
Do you drink to forget?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 23, 2006, 06:01:05 AM
I drink to forget that he's not gonna call me the next day.
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Post by: Sam on May 23, 2006, 09:15:21 AM
You what this was when it started.
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Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2006, 05:42:41 PM
Holy cow, ebonics!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 23, 2006, 05:46:04 PM
Sam went on the DL. He's street like Fifty Cent now! THAT NIGGA KNOWS HOW TO TOSS A SALAD!
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Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2006, 05:59:34 PM
Those crazy, secretly gay black people and their Oprah.