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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Sep 17, 2004, 11:18:26 AM

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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 17, 2004, 11:18:26 AM
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Bounties worked for catching cattle rustlers, so why not try them to catch spammers?

The federal government is proposing money as an incentive to turn in those who send millions of unwanted e-mails.
 
The Federal Trade Commission says if people got at least $100,000 for their trouble, they might be willing to blow the whistle on co-workers, friends and others flooding computer in-boxes with unsolicited offers for prescription drugs, weight-loss plans and other products.

The proposed bounty -- between $100,000 and $250,000 -- is higher than rewards in most high-profile criminal and terrorism cases. For example the reward for turning in someone on the FBI's top 10 fugitive list is $50,000.

On its Web site, the FTC said there are three hurdles to prosecutions under the "Can Spam" Act that bounties could help with:
Identifying and finding spammers
Proving spammers are legally responsible
Getting a fine from the spammer

The agency says in a report that it doesn't expect tips would come from amateur sleuths tracking down spammers online.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2004, 11:16:00 PM
That sounds awesome but I don't see why they should get more than someone who catches one of the FBI's most wanted.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 19, 2004, 07:14:52 AM
All good things good and bad come in threes.
So besides the unwinnable wars against terrorism and drugs, there's now the unwinnable war against spam.

God bless the USA


 
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 11:18:05 AM
BLAME REPUBLICANS!

I am actually all for drugs being legal ^_^ Stop showing terrorist shit on the news, and let hackers go out an attack spammers. Clog spamming comps with worms, and lesse em send out "OMFG!!! MOMS SUCKING OFF SONS WHILE ROVER GETS SOME!!!"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2004, 01:23:04 PM
good lord tom, u are always blaming someone. "blame the republicans!", "blame canada!", etc, etc.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 19, 2004, 01:24:03 PM
Blame Faye!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2004, 01:27:06 PM
no, blame Bitch!
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 01:50:56 PM
BLAME CANADA!
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 19, 2004, 07:28:09 PM
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BLAME CANADA!
i was waiting for that.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 07:42:07 PM
Canada sucks.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 08:41:13 PM
Yech, drugs don't need to be legal.  The people who really want them get them anyway.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 19, 2004, 10:09:24 PM
I hate that Legalize Marijuana crap. If it was legalized, the air would be so polluted with the shit I'd have to drag an oxygen tank with me everywhere or something.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 19, 2004, 10:40:10 PM
WRONG.  If it was legalized, and properly regulated, it'd become expensive because of high demand.  Then of course, it would eventually become like ciggaretes, so full of poisoins and shit that anyone who smokes it dies, so we won't have to worry.  YAY!
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 19, 2004, 10:52:53 PM
If Marijuana was legal would you guys try it?
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 19, 2004, 10:57:18 PM
Shit, if it was legal, it'd be regulated into weak shit.  Fuck that.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:26:37 PM
I don't see any need to legalize something like that when as I said, the people who really want it manage to get it anyway.  And if they get busted by the cops or their job, it becomes a funny story about how the man is keeping them down.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 11:41:33 PM
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Shit, if it was legal, it'd be regulated into weak shit.  Fuck that.
...that's a bad statement. Look at everything under capitalism! there's triple stuffed Oreos for chriss sakes!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:44:31 PM
He's got a point ther--  Triple stuffed?  Seriously?
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 19, 2004, 11:46:16 PM
quite possibly, they put M & Ms in a chocolate bar. IN A CHOCOLATE BAR!

Best fucking candy bars, though.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 11:55:35 PM
Oh man, I was ragging on to Merla about that.  That's some f'ed up stuff where the candy is put into a candy and then (in some instances) peanut butter is thusly added.  Just like Leno when he said it's gotten really bad for America when "cheesecake" is regulated to an ingredient (in the cheesecake blizzard at DQ).
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 12:02:41 AM
ok then. what candy is your favorite drug? Mine is Reese's peanut butter cups.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2004, 12:04:38 AM
Same, though my true love was the short-lived dark chocolate variety.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 12:09:02 AM
Have you the big reese's peanut butter cups and the Reese's cookie cups?  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2004, 12:10:51 AM
I haven't wanted to really try those.  I had a cookie cup once and it seemed like a little too much.  I also like the white cups.  I think I've just had enough of milk chocolate.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2004, 12:12:04 AM
Reese's Pieces are bite sized heaven.


 
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2004, 12:14:03 AM
Either one in ice cream.  Just plain ice cream, no frills, not too creamy.  Yummy.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 20, 2004, 12:38:11 AM
Baskin Robbins usta have the Resse's peanut butter in chocolate ice cream. I only had it once about 15 years ago. I havent been able to find it since.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 20, 2004, 12:46:55 AM
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ok then. what candy is your favorite drug? Mine is Reese's peanut butter cups.
Ahem Brother, anything with Reeses is fucking goldy. Hershey's Fifth Avenue is the shit too.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 20, 2004, 04:01:03 AM
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Shit, if it was legal, it'd be regulated into weak shit.  Fuck that.
It's more like the opposite. It's been legal in my country for years, resulting in Dutch weed by far having the highest THC percentage.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 20, 2004, 05:43:45 AM
yeah.  anything reeses = jesus.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 20, 2004, 09:11:59 AM
I never tried the white chocolate Reeses, white chocolate makes me sick.

Anyone remember the Cookies N' Cream.. uh.. Nestle Crunch?

 
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2004, 11:57:53 AM
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If Marijuana was legal would you guys try it?
i already do :-/

my favorite candy: bacci, ferrero rocher(THEY ARE SOO GOOD) and here, rollups! and i used to be a fan of peanut m&m's
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 20, 2004, 12:57:34 PM
I never cared much for candy, not even as a little kid, sugar is probably the only poison I stay away from
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2004, 02:57:45 PM
Me neither. I guess not liking candy indicates you'll grow up to be an alcoholic.  B)  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2004, 03:05:24 PM
yes, you are a couple of alcoholics and you should be ashamed of yourselves!

:starts reciting the bible:
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 20, 2004, 04:34:36 PM
Silly Faye, bibles are for burning

*lights bible*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2004, 05:45:25 PM
some people use it as one of those papers to roll weed with :-/
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 20, 2004, 06:28:29 PM
Yes, I know, I believe that's one of my anekdotes you're quoting now
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 20, 2004, 11:00:19 PM
I did that too, and I'm a fucking Christian.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 09:00:32 AM
I never liked pot.  Speed is another matter entirely.  :D  
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 21, 2004, 09:59:01 AM
Even Bernie is a druggie?

My faith of humanity has been ruined. ;_;
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 10:18:59 AM
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Yes, I know, I believe that's one of my anekdotes you're quoting now
no it isnt! one of my friends did that too
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 10:21:32 AM
Bah they all took the idea from me. My family has been smoking bibles before your whole continent was even discovered.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 10:26:02 AM
yeah but my family wasnt in the continent....my family was probably smoking with your family
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 10:52:30 AM
You wish.

We never let outsiders smoke our bibles
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 11:42:19 AM
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Even Bernie is a druggie?

Not since around 1990, and that was mostly at work.   I couldn't afford to do coke like management, just speed.
 
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 12:25:30 PM
I smoke whomever's Bibles I damn-well please.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 01:09:15 PM
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You wish.

We never let outsiders smoke our bibles
awww :(  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 02:19:50 PM
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I did that too, and I'm a fucking Christian.
What the fuck are you ding at thsi board, man?  Seriously.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:26:33 PM
A fucking christian. Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 21, 2004, 02:26:54 PM
shooting the shit just like everyone else.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:39:04 PM
I'm here cuz I damn well feel like it.  I do use Christian loosely, as I could easily be aetheist tommorrow, but something's holding me on to my precious deity.
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 02:51:09 PM
Take that crucifix out of your arse then
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 02:59:39 PM
But that's where I like it!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:01:44 PM
*calls ambulance for Fiero*

*adds #15 to rectal objects list*  :P  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:12:09 PM
.. I'll shoot your shit.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 21, 2004, 03:13:49 PM
kinky  ;)  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2004, 03:17:25 PM
Interracial section. Yaw haw yeah.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 21, 2004, 08:16:18 PM
:unsure:  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2004, 12:13:41 AM
I bought some Reese's from a vending machine because this thread got me all hyped for Reese's and man, milk chocolate and I still don't agree.  I had to throw the other one away.  Yuck.


lol @ Bitch.  I know how you feel.  When I got a job at DQ years back, everyone but me smoked weed.  At LJS, I'm certain it's probably almost the same way.  Some people even come to work high.  Joy.
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Post by: The D on Sep 22, 2004, 04:39:02 PM
I have to be one of the only people here on this entire board that's never touched drugs.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 01:01:50 AM
Someone give you a prize...
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 23, 2004, 01:03:34 AM
I've never touched drugs too!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 01:09:10 AM
They've touched you.  In your sleep.  Inappropriately.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 23, 2004, 11:12:42 PM
That's how they get ya!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 24, 2004, 05:13:29 PM
Fucking nerds.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 24, 2004, 06:30:26 PM
You're one to talk, with OWA lyrics in your sig!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 01:38:00 AM
Why does not wanting to do something illegal make me a nerd?
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 25, 2004, 07:23:46 AM
Because obeying laws, rules and regulations is boring
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 25, 2004, 01:58:30 PM
i illegal download movies and shit. I'm a rebel!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 12:35:57 AM
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Because obeying laws, rules and regulations is boring
Then that should make me boring, not nerdy.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 11:44:28 AM
I didn't do any recreational drugs.  They were all career-overachiever substances.  :(  
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 27, 2004, 12:01:40 PM
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Then that should make me boring, not nerdy.
If nerds weren't boring they'd be cool, and thus cease to be nerds
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:28:50 AM
Oooh, you have a point there.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 01:03:37 AM
Cool is just a state of mind. In reality, cool people are just as hated as nerds. In High School it was always:

"Timmmy is such a dick... I hate him..."

*Timmy appears*

"WHAT IS UP TIM-MAN!"

*Tim leaves*

"God damn what a douche, you know he gets erect in the locker room?"

Dorks just like dumb shit, and don't fight back.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 01:15:21 AM
I like the idea of obeying the law and being trusted and not contributing further to societal degredation than I already have.  It's like petting a fuzzy bunny.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 29, 2004, 02:12:30 AM
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Cool is just a state of mind. In reality, cool people are just as hated as nerds. In High School it was always:

"Timmmy is such a dick... I hate him..."

*Timmy appears*

"WHAT IS UP TIM-MAN!"

*Tim leaves*

"God damn what a douche, you know he gets erect in the locker room?"

Dorks just like dumb shit, and don't fight back.
You make me wanna beat you up sometimes.  :huh:  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 02:46:36 AM
No time like the present.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 10:09:52 AM
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Cool is just a state of mind. In reality, cool people are just as hated as nerds. In High School it was always:

"Timmmy is such a dick... I hate him..."

*Timmy appears*

"WHAT IS UP TIM-MAN!"

*Tim leaves*

"God damn what a douche, you know he gets erect in the locker room?"

Dorks just like dumb shit, and don't fight back.
You make me wanna beat you up sometimes.  :huh:
Are you Tim?

*blinks*
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 29, 2004, 01:33:28 PM
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You make me wanna beat you up sometimes.  :huh:
Yeah he used to give me the same feeling too, but don't worry. after a while your mind just blocks out his posts automatically to protect itself from the idiocy.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 02:59:54 PM
o.o

Why must you be so mean? I mean, I loved you, and how did you repay me? You sit there in your foriegn country, and act all mean for what? Because it makes you feel good, because you enjoy making me cry. Well I am crying right now, and these tears are because of you. Now I can never function as a human being, and all because of your need to feel superior. Do you feel happy, are you a man now? Does it make your inadequecies diapear into nothing?

>.<

Or I can just say fuck you. Your choice ^_^
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 29, 2004, 05:00:51 PM
Did someone say something?
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 05:16:02 PM
Liar. If you had ignored it, you wouldn't know to post. :P
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 29, 2004, 08:02:50 PM
I hate all of you, burnt by the sun . . .
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 08:07:57 PM
I hate you too.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 29, 2004, 09:02:08 PM
Damnit all too hell!! THey voted of jennifer on The Apprentice. She was hot too! DAMN THEM!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 29, 2004, 09:05:18 PM
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You make me wanna beat you up sometimes.  :huh:
Yeah he used to give me the same feeling too, but don't worry. after a while your mind just blocks out his posts automatically to protect itself from the idiocy.
i tried to do that once but it didnt work...hes just waayy too annoying :-/
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 10:04:28 PM
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Damnit all too hell!! THey voted of jennifer on The Apprentice. She was hot too! DAMN THEM!!
*doesn't watch reality shows, save the wonderful American Chopper*
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 10:46:36 PM
Not even America's Next Top Model?  It has Tyra Banks!
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 29, 2004, 11:12:59 PM
no like America's Next Top Model but mesa love American Chopper!!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2004, 12:51:23 AM
You would!  I know you just want to go out and put breasteses on it.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 30, 2004, 12:54:07 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. When I said "beat you up", what I meant to say was "orally rape you"  :angry:  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2004, 12:56:08 AM
Don't use a condom.  That'll totally make him mad.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 08:21:27 AM
o.o; Drip drip drip goes the gonnarhea*