The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 06, 2006, 07:38:26 PM
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Yeah, I'm retarded.
http://blogs.foxsports.com/GerbilSportsNet..._Fails_Physical (http://blogs.foxsports.com/GerbilSportsNetwork/2006/02/11/Disney_Cancels_Michaels_Trade_as_Rabbit_Fails_Physical)
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Har har har.
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Now to find something on Mickey Mouse and that hooker.
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"It was a case of 'Liberal Arts Major Disease'--the delusion that all big numbers are the same."
HA!
Oswald said he will talk to New York Yankees management next week about a position with that club. "They appreciate over-the-hill stars in the twilight of their careers,"
Double HA!
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Go Sox. :)
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White or Red?
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Red. Who cares about the White ones?
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People who are having chicken or porc?
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Is porc Canadian pork or something?
SPEAK ENGLISH!
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Red. Who cares about the White ones?
Oh...you work for ESPN now?
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I know it's French. I'm not sure if it's Canadian too... Id o n't think so though.
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Le porc! Mon dieu!
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Un petit dejuneur!
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Où est la bibliothèque ?
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BABEL FISH!
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No matter how you spell it pig's the tastiest animal there is!
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Yeah, the cool thing about pork is that you don't need to add anything to it for it to taste good...
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In fact I find adding it imporoves the flavour to most everything... hm... yep I'm gonna say everything. Chocolate, eggs, water, burgers ... all better with porc.
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I personally can't have macaroni and cheese without it.
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O_o There's a point where "No" comes into play.
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Had a hamburger with ceasar salad for supper. Added bacon to both. Now for desert...
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Omg I ate so MUCH today. sick.
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Time to purge!
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I should. I feel like I just gained 400 pounds. My boobs are HUGE as it is, imagine if I gain weight
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BABEL FISH
No, 5 years of French classes.
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Goddamn it, I want some porkchops now.
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Un petit dejuneur!
WRONG! It's...A Petit
Dejeuner
...and it's affectionately known as "Ape Tit".
Anyway. Had barbeque for supper last night. A whole damn plate of it. No sauce. And two rolls to absorb the grease. And a spoonful of macaroni and cheese to not look too hoggish (pardon the pun).
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BABEL FISH
No, 5 years of French classes.
So you manually inserted the accents, or are you on a Mac?
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o_O; It's quite easy to set your Windows to switch between English and French keyboard option. It's somewhere in teh accessebility menu and then a little blue "EN" shows up on your toolbar and you can click it and change it to "FR" as needed.
éÉèÈêÊçÇ
Knowing where to find them takes some getting used to.
And good fucking luck finding the "a commercial" on a standard French keyboard.
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Well I have to copy and paste characters when typing in Spanish. x.x
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I'm sure you don't need to if you took a little time to try to set it up. Though I've never typed spanish I'm on sure where the ~n and upside down ? are.
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shit i dont even know how to do that!
accents are completely lost in my keyboard. i studied french for years and never learned how to do the accents in the comp
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I'd show you if I was using windows. It's somewhere in the control pannel. I think it's under keyboard or regional settings or something like that...
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Everyone I know who speaks English and Spanish and types it online doesn't use accents and special characters. Usually when I see them, it's complimented with bad grammar, which = Babelfish.
I know very little French, and when I claimed Babelfish I only did so as a joke. Whether or not Sam actually is learned in French and paitient enough to use proper accenture never entered my mind. I was an ignorant slut, and I deserve a spanking.
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Control Panel
Make sure you're in CLASSIC VIEW, none of that fancy XP Category bullshit.
Regional and Language Options
Languages tab
Details button
Add button
Then choose your shit. I chose SPANISH and then in the second drop-down box, put INTERNATIONAL SORT. Then I capslock, shift, tilde, and n and BAM: ñ
And caplock, shift, accent-thingamajigger, and e: è
And shift, alt, and le questìon mark: ¿¿¿¿¿
Or control, alt, and exclamatìon: ¡¡¡¡¡
I think any international keyboard option works (for the second drop-down box no matter the language in the top box) but it's late and I won't be testing them tonite.
And now you know, fuckers.
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When I still remembered French, I would get on French-speaking AOL chat rooms and just sit there and read. Then I'd call them all frogs and bail.
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BABEL FISH
No, 5 years of French classes.
So you manually inserted the accents, or are you on a Mac?
I used the character map, as I often do.
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So you did it manually! How inefficient.