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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 03:50:33 PM

Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 03:50:33 PM
And 99% of people I've asked about what 5 de mayo is, answer "its mexico's independence day, of course"
I love how americans use any excuse to drink.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 04:04:23 PM
Unlike how your people use any excuse to kidnap each other and form revolutions?!

FUCK A PERUVIAN, AND FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: The D on May 04, 2006, 04:45:24 PM
What's the point of you celebrating, you're not mexican, and I thought you hated them.

Oh wait, I forgot, she goes anywhere where there's dick and booze.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 04:57:24 PM
bitch, do your research and then talk.
i have never said i hated mexicans. i said i hated puertoricans and cubans.


 
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Post by: Dagurasu on May 04, 2006, 05:00:05 PM
*tries to google "Who does Faye hate" and fails*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 05:09:23 PM
Let's not talk about who/what I hate. Let's talk about what I love.
 I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.  
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 05:09:35 PM
Faye just fails.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 05:14:43 PM
tom likes to take it in the ass
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 04, 2006, 05:17:45 PM
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tom likes to take it in the ass
I call it St. Patricks Day MKII.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on May 04, 2006, 05:34:08 PM
When I was younger me and my brother wanted to make a movie called "Mexican Independance Day" which was like ID4 only with more ponchos, sombreros, buritos and all those stereotype thing. It was to be our second movie. Our first one never got past a few quick jokes jotted down in a spiral notepad.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: IDE on May 04, 2006, 05:43:28 PM
I didn't think there were alliances in the latin succession wars.  I thought everyone considers their creed to be king shit but with proper homage to castilliano spain types who are like the emperors of the latin heiararchy.

So basically Faye haets mexicans (or at least looks down on them from her peruvian POV) but won't admit it becuase of Nuri amirite?!


 
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 05:47:37 PM
are you drunk?
 
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Post by: IDE on May 04, 2006, 05:49:10 PM
It makes no sense for you to have any compassion for mexico when you look down on the other poor and dirty hispanic countries.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 05:51:34 PM
ok, Pope.
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Post by: IDE on May 04, 2006, 05:53:26 PM
Pope Unicron the 1st
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 06:23:38 PM
At least Mexico has a culture enjoyed by the world. I bet most people don't even know Peru is a country.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 06:25:37 PM
that only happens with dumb hicks like yourself.
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 04, 2006, 06:53:18 PM
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Pope Unicron the 1st
Pope Unicron I told me that "my bargaining posture was highly dubious"...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 08:23:27 PM
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that only happens with dumb hicks like yourself.
I actually know alot about Peru... sadly.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 04, 2006, 08:34:10 PM
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Pope Unicron the 1st
Pope Unicron I told me that "my bargaining posture was highly dubious"...
Well He Summoned me here for a purpose.
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Post by: Max Con on May 04, 2006, 08:38:57 PM
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At least Mexico has a culture enjoyed by the world.
Wait, what?
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 04, 2006, 08:44:59 PM
Yeah, not even Mexicans want to be Mexican...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 08:45:57 PM
You obviously didn't see the immigrant rallies, where with the American flags, there were Mexican flags. I even saw Asian people with Mexican flags, ftw!?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 04, 2006, 09:08:14 PM
and by saying that you prove, AGAIN, how ignorant you are.
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Post by: Extra Zero on May 04, 2006, 09:32:48 PM
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You obviously didn't see the immigrant rallies, where with the American flags, there were Mexican flags. I even saw Asian people with Mexican flags, ftw!?
Yeah, but if they love Mexico so much, they should have stayed.  Hypocrisy in action!  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 04, 2006, 10:12:58 PM
I blame Vincente Fox, though most are coming here because the government tells them to. I know the situation is different in the Yucatan, where the resorts actually 'import' workers from that area to work in their hotels stateside.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 04, 2006, 10:33:13 PM
I don't care. At all.
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Post by: Rama on May 04, 2006, 11:19:49 PM
Isn't Cinco de Mayo the celebration of Mexico's victory over the French? Not that I want to get off subject or anything.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 05, 2006, 12:41:01 AM
yes it is, Rama, you are intelligent
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Post by: IDE on May 05, 2006, 04:05:38 AM
I'm gonna get piss fucking drunk tommorow because I fucked up my WoW character and it will take 2 days to fix him...poor Dr. Orpheus...he deserves someone better.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: B E C K on May 05, 2006, 04:47:06 AM
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So basically Faye haets mexicans (or at least looks down on them from her peruvian POV) but won't admit it becuase of Nuri amirite?!
What do I care?  I may have Mexican ancestors, but my ass sure ain't Mexican.  I care even less about Cinco de fucking Miracle Whip and any other Mexican holiday.  I'm sick of these drunk pinatas roaming our streets.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Sam on May 05, 2006, 08:55:25 AM
Do they vomit candy?
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Post by: Rama on May 05, 2006, 09:21:46 AM
Only if you hit them with sticks.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 05, 2006, 10:10:28 AM
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yes it is, Rama, you are intelligent
If you count beating a vanguard a victory... then yes. Otherwise it was the Mexicans repelling a foriegn force seeking to institute a regeime change. The Mexicans played guerillas and repelled the expeditionary force.

Drinking green beer for a saint seems even more absurb, but because half the participants speak Spanish, Faye gets all pissy.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 05, 2006, 11:21:58 AM
wtf are you talking about
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 05, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
I don't understand why people who ordinarily don't need an excuse to get drunk use days like Fifth of May and Patrick's Day as an excuse to do so.  Very strange.

And yes, I said fifth of May.  
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Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Extra Zero on May 05, 2006, 01:04:15 PM
Because it's the one day where they're no longer the drunk and are given the opportunity to blend-in--or being drunk is less severe because it's "a drinking holiday".  It's not so much an excuse as it is a break for them...
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 05, 2006, 04:30:55 PM
Nachos and cheese holiday, too.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: IDE on May 05, 2006, 05:02:22 PM
Just got back from the gym! If the illegal immigrant mexican construction workers will turn my fucking water back on like they were supposed an hour ago I'll hit the showers and then the bars.

if not then I'll just go out as is but i'll put on a dress and a somberero and tell everyone I'm cosplaying a  Tiajuana whore.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 05, 2006, 06:14:49 PM
...something tells me that's what you did last year, and why you were so eager to kiss me.
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Post by: IDE on May 05, 2006, 10:01:47 PM
Something is lying.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 05, 2006, 10:10:54 PM
To something's true sexuality?
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: IDE on May 05, 2006, 10:31:36 PM
I'm man enough to make out with you and not be gay.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 05, 2006, 11:23:18 PM
While wearing a dress?
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2006, 12:13:09 AM
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Because it's the one day where they're no longer the drunk and are given the opportunity to blend-in--or being drunk is less severe because it's "a drinking holiday".  It's not so much an excuse as it is a break for them...
And because on Cinco de Mayo, they aren't just drunk.  They're el drunko.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Extra Zero on May 06, 2006, 01:57:08 AM
No, unacceptable.

The preferred answer was "muy soused".
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Rama on May 06, 2006, 02:04:19 AM
We should all get plastered on VJ day. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!! Yeah!  
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Post by: IDE on May 06, 2006, 02:23:57 AM
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While wearing a dress?
I'll only make out with and wear a dress on the INTERNET.  In real life I'd just ask you to sacrifice that muslim chick to me.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 06, 2006, 08:59:21 AM
Gooddaaamnn!
I was in madmex for 11 hours. what a fucking amazing night.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: IDE on May 06, 2006, 02:49:46 PM
This one fell on the dead week between fall and summer school so it was mostly townies out last night...smelling of cabbage and desperately trying to grasp their drinkins with those tiny hands...soon though my people shall return.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2006, 06:23:07 PM
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No, unacceptable.

The preferred answer was "muy soused".
El Drunko Con Carne, maricón.

And don't worry, IDE.  I hear next week is Doce de Mayo.
Title: Tomorrow is 5 de mayo bitches!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 06, 2006, 07:31:54 PM
SI! Y SEMANA DESPUES SE DIAS Y NUEVE DE MAYO! MAS TEQUILA!