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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:58:11 AM

Title: Dude! No way!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:58:11 AM
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1 member is celebrating his/her birthday today
Bitch(18)
Seriously, you're legal already?  How time flies...

:happybirthday:
Title: Dude! No way!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 01:01:12 AM
Have a good one!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 01:05:43 AM
She better!  Making me feel all old....  >=(
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 01:08:34 AM
Yeah. I've got 10 years on her. -_-
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Post by: IDE on Apr 27, 2006, 01:15:22 AM
I guess now you can finally start enjoying pizza.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 27, 2006, 10:45:23 AM
LET'S GO HIT TJ TO CELEBRATE!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 11:13:37 AM
Let me get my club.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 27, 2006, 04:51:22 PM
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I guess now you can finally start enjoying pizza.
Big sausage pizza?
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Post by: IDE on Apr 27, 2006, 05:48:39 PM
it's awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright!
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Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 27, 2006, 07:17:26 PM
I'd watch out, some of the hornier board members around here might try to go Klingon on your ass...
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Post by: IDE on Apr 27, 2006, 07:40:52 PM
I'm thinking about giving up womanizing for homocide, but first I need to learn how to use a sniper rifle.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 27, 2006, 08:22:43 PM
You are a liar.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 27, 2006, 08:52:55 PM
And a bad one at that...  Shooting a sniper rifle is like riding a bike!
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Post by: IDE on Apr 28, 2006, 04:19:59 AM
I haet whores!  I let this little whorebag and her friends into the bar tonight and she's grabbing my friend's ass.  fucking little whorebag, enjoy being 18 again, your day as a 21 yr old are over.

Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred, if I ever catch her in there drinking I will publicly humilate her and toss her into the street like the harlot she is.

Fuck a sniper rifle I need a machete.  It's the butcher's work I be about lads.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 28, 2006, 10:52:34 AM
You are just jealous cause she didn't grab your ass.
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 28, 2006, 12:06:57 PM
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Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred
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Post by: Bitch on Apr 28, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Thanks! I actually got to drive for my birthday. I almost hit a lightpole going .5 mph. XD  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 28, 2006, 01:58:16 PM
...Women drivers.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 28, 2006, 02:56:39 PM
I much prefer them to asians and old people.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 28, 2006, 04:09:34 PM
...cell phones are God's curse.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 28, 2006, 06:46:48 PM
Cell phones aren't God's curse, in fact they're a convenience.

God's curse is that women love to abuse them and idiots like to use them while participating in activities that require concentration...
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Post by: IDE on Apr 28, 2006, 08:25:18 PM
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You are just jealous cause she didn't grab your ass.
She's grabbed my ass before, and we've kissed, but if she's just gonna go around grabbing everyone's ass then she's out the stable nawmean?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 28, 2006, 09:15:07 PM
There are no words.  
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Post by: IDE on Apr 29, 2006, 12:30:50 AM
come on you're a writer!  
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Post by: Rama on Apr 29, 2006, 12:37:17 AM
Ok...Hypocritical.

See you don't like that she is giving attention, that you think should be reserved only for you, to someone else. Yet, by your own admission you just want to make her part of your stable. So you're saying it's ok for you to spread your affections around, but not for her. Which is a double standard.


Hey, what you know...I did have the words.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 29, 2006, 12:43:25 AM
right on the button!
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Post by: Rama on Apr 29, 2006, 12:47:29 AM
Well, at least you don't try to justify it, or make it right. So I have to give you credit for that.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 29, 2006, 09:49:55 AM
isn't she 18 years old?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 08:47:04 PM
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I haet whores!  I let this little whorebag and her friends into the bar tonight and she's grabbing my friend's ass.  fucking little whorebag, enjoy being 18 again, your day as a 21 yr old are over.

Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred, if I ever catch her in there drinking I will publicly humilate her and toss her into the street like the harlot she is.

Fuck a sniper rifle I need a machete.  It's the butcher's work I be about lads.
My God, shut up.  
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Post by: Merla on Apr 29, 2006, 08:51:33 PM
So it's okay for you to play the field but not for the women your playing the field with to play the field as well?!?  
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Post by: Merla on Apr 29, 2006, 08:59:04 PM
Oh and Happy Be-lated Birthday you Bitch!!  :lol:  
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Post by: IDE on Apr 29, 2006, 09:06:17 PM
Yes something like that.  I know it's not fair, but the world is not a fair place and I'm not trying to bring fairness to it either.  I am drunken  war lord of debauchery.

But in this particular case it's because I think she's just trying to whore herself out to the people that work in my bar (my friend, who is also my roomate was the other guy).  If a girl I've marked is hitting on some other random guy I don't really care, but if she's hitting on my friend/roomate/co-worker and asking if she can be "on the list" then she's obviously trying to use me for my position at the bar...which makes her fucking retarded because if you're going to use me use me for sex.  I'm much better in bed than at work.

Regardless, I am the gate keeper who decides how old everyone is and her bargaining position is now highly dubious.



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isn't she 18 years old?

yep

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My God, shut up.

You wound me madam!

When you fall in love and your hearts a flutter have yourself some honey butter!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 09:17:51 PM
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When you fall in love and your hearts a flutter have yourself some honey butter!
God, I hope not.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 30, 2006, 03:28:24 AM
Marked? What did you do pee on her?  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 30, 2006, 12:58:57 PM
God I hope not. He smells like asparagus normally x.x
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Post by: IDE on Apr 30, 2006, 01:48:44 PM
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Marked? What did you do pee on her?
I'm doing an experiment of sorts.  I'm trying to talk to 8 or 9 different girls at once.  This is done through phone call scheduling regimens (i.e. girls A,D, and E are called one day, C, B, D, the next etc.) and mass inane text messages with crap like "what's up cutue face?" going out to 7 different girls at a time.

The yield so far has only been 1 closing deal, and alot of others have fallen through the cracks because of lack of attention.  So I'm not sure if this gonna pan out and I'll be able to pull hat tricks on a daily basis or if micro management is the key and I have to scale it back to like 4 girls to get a higher profit margin.

But as much as this is all business like I said this is thr first time I'm doing this and little snags like getting jearous and other human foibles like affection and love can not be allowed to bog down the progress of this most noble pursuit...my metamorhposis into a giant talking penis.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 30, 2006, 02:20:04 PM
That sounds really horrible.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 30, 2006, 02:48:39 PM
Beyond Insanity...
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 30, 2006, 11:48:04 PM
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Marked? What did you do pee on her?
Ha, no kidding.


Anyway, according to the chart I've compiled given the data presented to us, my business model predicts that one of these girls will inevitably be on to your game and beat your ass, possibly by wrecking your car or by becoming an insane, inconsolable stalker in the vein of "Fatal Attraction" or "Swimfan".
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Post by: Bernie AKA on May 11, 2006, 12:34:46 PM
A very belated but happy birthday, B!   :D  
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Post by: Merla on May 11, 2006, 09:44:55 PM
Hey IDE I want the be the first to know when mr. happy shrivels up and falls off.  
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Post by: Rama on May 11, 2006, 11:39:02 PM
Wrap it up and put it in a nice gift box for her while you're at it.  
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Post by: IDE on May 12, 2006, 02:40:22 AM
For you to the be the first to know it would have to happen inside of you.
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2006, 12:49:12 PM
Ack!  :x
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Post by: Rama on May 12, 2006, 01:24:02 PM
That's a story for Dear Abby.  
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 12, 2006, 01:27:49 PM
You ladies better watch out.  The golden god may be coming your way in the near future.
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Post by: IDE on May 13, 2006, 05:00:40 PM
The future is coming too quickly for my taste...I think a semester of acting and screenwriting classes that do nothing as far as counting towards my recently discovered fufilled credit requirments is in order.