The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:58:11 AM
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1 member is celebrating his/her birthday today
Bitch(18)
Seriously, you're legal already? How time flies...
:happybirthday:
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Have a good one!
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She better! Making me feel all old.... >=(
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Yeah. I've got 10 years on her. -_-
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I guess now you can finally start enjoying pizza.
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LET'S GO HIT TJ TO CELEBRATE!
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Let me get my club.
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I guess now you can finally start enjoying pizza.
Big sausage pizza?
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it's awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright!
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I'd watch out, some of the hornier board members around here might try to go Klingon on your ass...
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I'm thinking about giving up womanizing for homocide, but first I need to learn how to use a sniper rifle.
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You are a liar.
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And a bad one at that... Shooting a sniper rifle is like riding a bike!
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I haet whores! I let this little whorebag and her friends into the bar tonight and she's grabbing my friend's ass. fucking little whorebag, enjoy being 18 again, your day as a 21 yr old are over.
Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred, if I ever catch her in there drinking I will publicly humilate her and toss her into the street like the harlot she is.
Fuck a sniper rifle I need a machete. It's the butcher's work I be about lads.
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You are just jealous cause she didn't grab your ass.
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Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred
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Thanks! I actually got to drive for my birthday. I almost hit a lightpole going .5 mph. XD
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...Women drivers.
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I much prefer them to asians and old people.
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...cell phones are God's curse.
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Cell phones aren't God's curse, in fact they're a convenience.
God's curse is that women love to abuse them and idiots like to use them while participating in activities that require concentration...
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You are just jealous cause she didn't grab your ass.
She's grabbed my ass before, and we've kissed, but if she's just gonna go around grabbing everyone's ass then she's out the stable nawmean?
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There are no words.
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come on you're a writer!
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Ok...Hypocritical.
See you don't like that she is giving attention, that you think should be reserved only for you, to someone else. Yet, by your own admission you just want to make her part of your stable. So you're saying it's ok for you to spread your affections around, but not for her. Which is a double standard.
Hey, what you know...I did have the words.
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right on the button!
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Well, at least you don't try to justify it, or make it right. So I have to give you credit for that.
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isn't she 18 years old?
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I haet whores! I let this little whorebag and her friends into the bar tonight and she's grabbing my friend's ass. fucking little whorebag, enjoy being 18 again, your day as a 21 yr old are over.
Just like the gods of old my jealous wrath is easily incurred, if I ever catch her in there drinking I will publicly humilate her and toss her into the street like the harlot she is.
Fuck a sniper rifle I need a machete. It's the butcher's work I be about lads.
My God, shut up.
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So it's okay for you to play the field but not for the women your playing the field with to play the field as well?!?
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Oh and Happy Be-lated Birthday you Bitch!! :lol:
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Yes something like that. I know it's not fair, but the world is not a fair place and I'm not trying to bring fairness to it either. I am drunken war lord of debauchery.
But in this particular case it's because I think she's just trying to whore herself out to the people that work in my bar (my friend, who is also my roomate was the other guy). If a girl I've marked is hitting on some other random guy I don't really care, but if she's hitting on my friend/roomate/co-worker and asking if she can be "on the list" then she's obviously trying to use me for my position at the bar...which makes her fucking retarded because if you're going to use me use me for sex. I'm much better in bed than at work.
Regardless, I am the gate keeper who decides how old everyone is and her bargaining position is now highly dubious.
isn't she 18 years old?
yep
My God, shut up.
You wound me madam!
When you fall in love and your hearts a flutter have yourself some honey butter!
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When you fall in love and your hearts a flutter have yourself some honey butter!
God, I hope not.
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Marked? What did you do pee on her?
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God I hope not. He smells like asparagus normally x.x
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Marked? What did you do pee on her?
I'm doing an experiment of sorts. I'm trying to talk to 8 or 9 different girls at once. This is done through phone call scheduling regimens (i.e. girls A,D, and E are called one day, C, B, D, the next etc.) and mass inane text messages with crap like "what's up cutue face?" going out to 7 different girls at a time.
The yield so far has only been 1 closing deal, and alot of others have fallen through the cracks because of lack of attention. So I'm not sure if this gonna pan out and I'll be able to pull hat tricks on a daily basis or if micro management is the key and I have to scale it back to like 4 girls to get a higher profit margin.
But as much as this is all business like I said this is thr first time I'm doing this and little snags like getting jearous and other human foibles like affection and love can not be allowed to bog down the progress of this most noble pursuit...my metamorhposis into a giant talking penis.
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That sounds really horrible.
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Beyond Insanity...
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Marked? What did you do pee on her?
Ha, no kidding.
Anyway, according to the chart I've compiled given the data presented to us, my business model predicts that one of these girls will inevitably be on to your game and beat your ass, possibly by wrecking your car or by becoming an insane, inconsolable stalker in the vein of "Fatal Attraction" or "Swimfan".
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A very belated but happy birthday, B! :D
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Hey IDE I want the be the first to know when mr. happy shrivels up and falls off.
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Wrap it up and put it in a nice gift box for her while you're at it.
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For you to the be the first to know it would have to happen inside of you.
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Ack! :x
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That's a story for Dear Abby.
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You ladies better watch out. The golden god may be coming your way in the near future.
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The future is coming too quickly for my taste...I think a semester of acting and screenwriting classes that do nothing as far as counting towards my recently discovered fufilled credit requirments is in order.