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Registration Agreement

Hello, stranger.

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, or sexually oriented unless it is funny. Other crap like threats, invasion of a person's privacy, adult material like pr0n, or anything else otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law is not cool so don't do it, bitch. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. If you do, I'll take none of your blame and forward your information upon request to the violated party like the snitch I am. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum. I don't need to grow my penis. My penis is already bigger than yours.

Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts because we have lives and better things to do than babysit your ass. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages, and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented.  The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner.  Especially this forum's owner, who's probably not even paying attention. (Wow, you're actually reading this far?)  Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or a moderator of this forum immediately.  The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary. Or sometimes we just want to. This is a manual process, however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy applies to member profile information as well.

You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or any other related information collected on this service) in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum. And I probably will, too.

You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username.  We advise that you keep the name appropriate or I'll just rename you anyway. With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator, for your protection and for validity reasons. You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason.  We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft. But not that highly. Maybe just knee-highly.

After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present clean and accurate information. I mean, it's a detailed profile on a low-traffic forum. I don't particularly give a fuck. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate, vulgar in nature, or just not very hilarious will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable, whatever the fuck that means.

Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement.

Also note that the software places a cookie, a text file containing bits of information (such as your username and password), in your browser's cache. This is ONLY used to keep you logged in/out and only to be eaten with a glass of milk. The software does not collect or send any other form of information to your computer. Even if it did, I wouldn't even know how to get it anyway.

By accepting this agreement, you verify you are a cool person eh makes funny posts and not afraid of anything. You agree to not make post after post of stupid bullshit like Doug. We reserve the right to edit your posts however we see fit but we usually only do this to douche bags.